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do NOT spread lies about moot. you going to review cp on stream again ralph? oh wait you have no teeth piggy can’t even squeal about his blood enemies
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Don't forget Ralph mysteriously wiping his hard disk right after, and claiming he got a visit from the feds but according to him they "didn't care" and just took a look around. They obviously became fans of the killstream after that of course.
I feel like I'm missing something from that whole saga though.
Unconfirmed Reports that Ethan Ralph was in fact beat up by several underaged girls he assumed to be sex trafficked prostitutes who he then accosted. If piggy wants a retraction ill be sure to delete this post after everyone else already takes it as true, dont worry though pig ill make a vague allusion to it without mentioning the words: ralph, didn't, underaged, prostitutes, trafficked, sex, ethan, wrong, retracted,retraction, fucked, up. sorry, my, bad, accosted and so on. Now we can both be big shot mainstream worthy journalists.
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Not the same guy, Gunt. Nice try, though.
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Ralph just got excited over the possibility Moot might be having a worse week than Ralphamale and give his “sector” something else to laugh and talk about besides Gunt’s brutal beat down.
Look on the bright side Ralph. Now everyone will think you are Sloth on Halloween instead of Chunk. I know you were tired of everyone asking you to do the truffle shuffle every October.
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Criminal Stupidity
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I'd almost be willing to put money on Ralph's thought process being "Poole? 4chan? Ah think that Goddamn paedophile broke dick bitch motherfucker Josh Moon had somethin to do with a chan, ah bet he was involved in that, matter of fact he was probably the supplier if you ask me!" and he got really excited for a few minutes.
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Come on Ralph stop being so bitch made and name your enemies, what about Dax admitting he lied about breaking his foot to get out of going to Portugal with you? What about Metokur sending superchats to Flamenco to make fun of you and then tweeting laughing at your misfortune? Or Metokur endorsing Warski's stream last week? Are you so afraid that you're not even going to mention Rekieta? Or Quartering?
How about Gator being disloyal?
Those opiates might as well be soy pills with how much of a bitch the Ralphamale turned into with the entire internet laughing at him and him playing pretend journalist.
How about Gator being disloyal?
Those opiates might as well be soy pills with how much of a bitch the Ralphamale turned into with the entire internet laughing at him and him playing pretend journalist.
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Getting the ever loving shit beat out of him by a small Portuguese POC and left for dead has cured Ralph of his tough-guyitisis. He has no fight left in the Gunt. It’s as gone as his purse.
Ralph surveys the internet and realizes he also has almost no friends left. Everyone is openly laughing and mocking him. He’s got no Gunt-guards of any value left. Even Gator is laughing at him ffs. Game Over. Ralph is going to go home to his pregnant mare, lick his wounds and stfu.
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Poor Ralph, doesn't even realize he was the minority.
Will we never again be eased to blissful sleep on cascade of dulcet tones?: NOUGH THAS NAWT TROO FUG YERSELF PIECE O SHIT LYING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER?
The last lullaby sang to us, sweet Ralph don't go into the light of reasonability and not acting the utter dumbfuck.
I feel like at this point he'd call them great pals even if they were running a train on mantsu on camera in his background live. Pathetic.
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If I remember correctly his reason for doing a fresh install was because he couldn't figure out his fucking audio drivers to get his streams to work. That's obviously a convenient excuse given the timing.
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Well, Ethan Ralph is a cuck fetishist so he’d be grateful to them for making his dreams come true. Plus it’s not like he’s been fucking Meigh for months anyway. Bitch hasn’t been home enough and I don’t think he’s doing her when he is. She’s pretty gross.
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Since the Portugal thread became a trashfire of people arguing over opiates being addictive or not and retarded shit like that, I'd like to post this reminder for anyone who might still be on the fence about whether Ralph's version of events are true or not:
Can anyone honestly say this same man, who can't even allow for one of his female companions to defend herself for fear of a violent reprisal, would heroically chase down one of those guys with "nothing to lose" and fight them to the point where it's "not normal"?
Can anyone honestly say this same man, who can't even allow for one of his female companions to defend herself for fear of a violent reprisal, would heroically chase down one of those guys with "nothing to lose" and fight them to the point where it's "not normal"?
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THEN AH PULLED OUT MY PHONE AND TOLD THEM AH’D TELL MAH AUDIENCE ABOUT THEIR SERVICE. THEY SWITCHED UP REAL QUICK *dolphin laugh* AH TOLD THEM THEY BEST NOT COVID TEST ME OR AH’LL MAKE THEM FAMOUS
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lmao Everytime Ralph gets hurt he always compare himself to Hollywood movies. Like after the Riley fight he said "I was cackling like the Joker" or after his car wreck he compared it to Bruce Willis in die hard.
No better then those lefties who cannot parse events without bringing up Marvel or Star Wars.
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“Almost lost my shit”
aka “I actually did start being a literal amerimut and chimping out until they appeased me the same way a grownup will give a crying toddler a lollipop”
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Two days later: Ah gee I have a cawf, better nawt be thaht covid!
Three days later:
Three days later:
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He won't die, people like Ralph don't die, they always remain to entertain usTwo days later: Ah gee I have a cawf, better nawt be thaht covid!
Three days later: