Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Why is anyone even talking about him returning via ship? He’d probably be fine to fly home by the 13th anyway.

Because in a sensible world one would think Ralph would want to get back to his allegedly seven-month-pregnant trad chris fiance who was catatonic with fear when someone kicked a box of diapers up the walkway the night before the dumbass went off to Portugal for a week as soon possible and getting a ship to bring him back would get him back about a week earlier than his being able to leave Portugal on the 13th of Feb because he can't fly after getting his ass stomped by a Portugalian pickpocket and his three friends.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

I get that Portugal is probably towards the bottom in terms of wealth when it comes to western European nations but it's still one of the richest countries in the world. The way that some people in this thread talk about it you would think it was Somalia,

 

[AltisticRight]

thats what im saying i think ralph slipped and revealed that by saying "hotel" the thing hes retreating to away from his old bunkmates, i think he called the basement he got beat up at something besides a hotel but i think he forgot he called it something different or wanted to bitch about covid and hoped we wouldnt catch the subtle difference.

Did Ralph attempt lay his grubby trotters on the daughter of one of his hostel bunker mates and they mercilessly beat the living sharts out of his gutter and tossed him into the streets, then someone stole his ugly man purse?

Turned him into a panda, except pandas are typically over 5 feet in length. Ralph is below the average even for pandas, sad. Bet he can't munch those bamboo shoots after he tasted his own teeth.

Who can he turn to?

- OxyContin
- Heroine
- Hydrocodone
- Meperidine
- Vicodin
- tetrahydrocannabinol
- valdecoxib

 

[New & Improved Username]

Many people do that and travel just fine. It's Portugal, not Somalia lol!

Shame Andy didn’t discover he has Somali blood and wanted to go back to Somalia .

I get that Portugal is probably towards the bottom in terms of wealth when it comes to western European nations but it's still one of the richest countries in the world. The way that some people in this thread talk about it you would think it was Somalia,

Slob's Sojourn to Somalia
Summer 2022

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

Nigger Jim is pretending SuperChats are shut off to avoid talking about Ralph

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

ANSWER THE CHAT, IRISH NIGGER

 

[Telemeter]

Nigger Jim is pretending SuperChats are shut off to avoid talking about Ralph

It is age restricted

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

It is age restricted
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Real time gunt guard.
Daddy James loses all credibility.
Will be simping for Americatboy Faggot by the end of the stream ,

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Because in a sensible world one would think Ralph would want to get back to his allegedly seven-month-pregnant trad chris fiance who was catatonic with fear when someone kicked a box of diapers up the walkway the night before the dumbass went off to Portugal for a week as soon possible and getting a ship to bring him back would get him back about a week earlier than his being able to leave Portugal on the 13th of Feb because he can't fly after getting his ass stomped by a Portugalian pickpocket and his three friends.

It also said the ship wouldn’t arrive in port until Feb 23 and it arrives in NYC, so add another day or two of more trains and bus BS. Ralph can safely fly back before Feb 25 anyway and land where his shiny red poorly financed truck is parked.

Anyone that thinks Ralph isn’t going to hop on a plane next week is just being stupid. This isn’t a man exceedingly careful about his health by an metric. If only 40% of doctors think you should wait 2 weeks to fly he figures he’s fine.

 

[PaladinBoo]

If you were a sports junkie, than you would know the Bengals earned their playoff and super bowl spot. They were not lucky to be there they won their divison which means playoffs. If theu had been wild card and made it I could see your point, but Im gonna go back to lurking and I encourage you to do more of that.

I don't think that. I am just stating what probably went through Ralphs head. While the Bengals were the underdogs in that game they are still a tough team to contend with who fought hard for their spot in the playoffs. They got their act together and did a good up of getting some great talent after a lackluster last season. But Ralph didn't think that. He instead probably only listened to the sports analyst who at the beginning of the season stated that the Bengals would be lucky to go to the playoffs much less have a winning season. Many of them have begun to retract those statements. Too bad for Ralph that he can't retract the money he betted on. This is why you don't listen to sports analyst. They don't know shit most of the time.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I get that Portugal is probably towards the bottom in terms of wealth when it comes to western European nations but it's still one of the richest countries in the world. The way that some people in this thread talk about it you would think it was Somalia,

We are mainly Americans and our legendary lack of geographical knowledge isn’t just a funny quip it’s a goddamn neurosis.

 

[3-2-1836]

Ralph is trying to get to Hamburg for a flight? Amazing. He's gonna get to terrify people in 4 different countries with his Vanilla Sky face before he returns to America, lol.

Nah he has to go thereto catch a $1,600 cruise ship back to the USA because catching a flight may literally make his eye socket explode due to how badly he got his shit kicked in.

Also it has a casino and shitloads of booze.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I never got the hate for Gator, I think he's just a very good friend, the kind of friend everyone wants, and a better friend than Ralph deserves, but that's about it.

Regardless of how smart or dumb he might be, I think he just sticks to Ralph through thick and thin simply because that's what he thinks friends should do.

It's less that people hate Gator, it's more that he's such a ridiculous character. His mental gymnastics and loyalty to Ralph makes no sense.

In fairness, I think that while he hasn't snaked on Ralph or even totally divorced himself from him Gator has moved away from the Killstream in a more general sense recently. Probably because of Rekeita and other bridges burnt.

 

[make_it_so]

Jim is talking about Ralph's Portugal trip right now.

Edit: OG stream is down, archive channel copy up.
Starts at around the 1 hour 2 minutes mark.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I get that Portugal is probably towards the bottom in terms of wealth when it comes to western European nations but it's still one of the richest countries in the world. The way that some people in this thread talk about it you would think it was Somalia,

If you understood that some people in this thread have conceived their entire view regarding Portugal and the Portuguese based solely on Andy Warski threads then you would understand why they would be inclined to think it was Somalia.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

i forgive him i'm cumming

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"MaYbE itS yoU wHo's GetTiNg HiT?!"

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

I am sorry about the stroke, Ethan.

 

[Sperglord666]

oh God, is Ralph enough of a retard to go to war with Jim?

 

[NathanHiggers1488]

oh God, is Ralph enough of a retard to go to war with Jim?

yes do you even have to ask?