Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Protozoangod]

This has come up before, but the title of "Dr." is an academic title, not a medical one. She can't call herself a MD because she isn't one, but she's shelled out enough of her parents' money to get a piece of paper with "Doctor" scrawled on it and her name in script.

That being said, people calling themselves "Doctors" have to be really careful about giving medical advice, because that's where they can run into trouble.

*cough*Gillian McKeith*cough*

 

[AnOminous]

This has come up before, but the title of "Dr." is an academic title, not a medical one. She can't call herself a MD because she isn't one, but she's shelled out enough of her parents' money to get a piece of paper with "Doctor" scrawled on it and her name in script.

That being said, people calling themselves "Doctors" have to be really careful about giving medical advice, because that's where they can run into trouble.

That's why I said she's coming dangerously close to that line, rather than that she's definitely crossed it.

 

[Uncle Meat]

These are manipulative behaviors performed specifically to trick people into thinking that Anna is a Real Actual Doctor who can help them with their problems. To me, all of these behaviors add up to her attempting to practice without a license.

I knew a woman who did the exact same thing the FVG does. She had no interference as long as she was just talking about nutrition. But the second she set up a business to sell stuff, the FDA came down on her hard. I think the line is making money, and our pet ginger is a million miles away from being financially solvent.

 

[Hyperborean Fried Rice]

I cannot believe she is still alive. I used to keep up with her thread on the other farm and it died so I assumed she went offline. jesus christ. Surprised she still has teeth

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Not being the libertarian type, I do believe in business regulations because they protect both consumers and businesses, but I honestly have no problem with Anna being left alone doing this obvious scam. If you fall for it, you deserve it for being a moron. Just look at her...

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Anna has resurfaced on IG to share her experiences with "big C" or "The Great Nasty" - a condition known to normal people as Covid. But Anna can't use the real word because she is trying to avoid getting her post flagged while spreading misinformation on social media.

She begins by enumerating her symptoms - fever! Headache! Loss of taste perception! A total GI shitshow! Next, she demands other people all wear masks to protect "the small and feeble like [herself] who easily could have been no more." Please recall that, during the pandemic, Anna set aside the mask she used to wear and started going around coughing in public for attention.

She offers a mealymouthed disclaimer about not advocating any particular treatment - she is merely sharing her own experiences, you see. Then she recommends a bunch of naturopathic bullshit and claims you can cleanse the air around you of Covid by setting a cut onion on a plate in your room. Just let that one sink in for a minute:

So big C got me this week…and boy has he been nasty I’m doing WAY better—honestly miraculously better—today (thank you, God!!!) compared to how I have been since Wednesday…I don’t think I’ve ever been this sick in my life, which is saying something between all my organ failures/intestinal obstructions/CF exacerbations/surgeries/etc. i started running a 103 fever Wednesday night that fluctuated down to 100/101 and back up until yesterday morning around 6:30. I had the most severe body aches and headache I’ve ever experienced in my life. I have completely lost my taste, but not my smell (? Weird considering most of taste sensation is tied to olfactory centers…). Oh and the digestive symptoms. Ever had barbed wire in your intestines? Or had someone wring them out like a wet rag? Me either but now I know what it would feel like. Still dealing with BAD GI stuff.

In case you thought otherwise—this thing is no joke. Please do your small part and protect the small and feeble like myself who easily could have been no more after how sick I got (aka wear a mask. It’s no skin off your nose you just won’t get to show any. Okay stepping off my soapbox )

In all seriousness though, I feel so incredibly grateful to have had the tools I needed in order to deal with this. I always say my interest in and desire to pursue natural medicine as a career was as much personal protection as it was passion. But it’s instances like this that I’m reminded (as if I could ever forget, after plants have saved my life countless times by now) of the incredible power of plants. With this said, these are the things I did (and am still doing) for The Great Nasty. (No claims. This is just what worked for me!)

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1. Zinc. Lots. I noticed on day two (once I could stand up without passing out) that my ionic zinc tasted TERRIBLE—proof that this thing totally depleted your zinc stores (I can never taste my zinc, and you should only taste it if you’re deficient.)
2. Elderberry. I normally make it, but couldn’t even sit up so I made do. Either one works, and elder is one of the best if not THE best for this nasty. It’s also a very powerful diaphoretic (herbal fever reducer).
3. Coconut water. Tons, SIPPED throughout the day (not chugged—it will make diarrhea worse, but very good for dehydration)
4. Raw onion air purifier. Yes I’m serious. Laugh and poo-poo if you want to, but this is an OLD folk remedy from centuries ago that I swear by. Get a raw onion (red is strongest but will smell a bit, others won’t smell) and slice In half. Put each half in your most frequented rooms. Repeat as needed.
5. Oscillococcinum homeopathic. I’m not a homeopathy whiz, but I know my way around a remedy kit/pharmacopoeia. This is one remedy whose energy I jive with. It works!

Hope this is helpful. Stay safe dear ones love and light

Undeterred by this blithering idiocy, a wild moron appears in comments and asks for health advice:

jentranstro​

I am so sorry! Praying for a quick and full recovery! two questions, I have some oscillococcinum, did you take it once you were sure you had it or as a preventative measure? Also, have you read much about elderberry causing possible cytokines storms in connection with Covid? We had been taking it for years and I think it’s amazing! But when Covid first started I read some articles that made me stop taking it. (This was at the beginning of 2019 though... maybe more research has come out?) If it is beneficial and not a risk I would love to start taking it again so if you have any info about that please let me know! Thanks for sharing your tips.

annasorganiclife​

@jentranstro thank you Jen!!! for the Oscillococcinum, yes, I took it once I was sure I had it. I didn’t start it right away because I couldn’t walk to the kitchen to get it without passing out. But once I could stand and get around (day 3 I think?) I started it and within about 18 hours my fever had broken (and hasn’t returned). As for the elderberry, it was initially thought that it could cause a cytokine storm, but the current research contradicts this. Elder is very smart, most herbs are, and the cytokine storms are happening more with artificially-engineered supplements or mega doses of isolates, rather than whole plants

So Anna's Covid content is about what you'd expect - very stupid, potentially dangerous, and phenomenally self-centered. More interesting is the new background in her images:

Unless Mama Ginger has swapped out her carpet, furniture, cabinet doors, and kitchen tile, Anna appears to be living somewhere new.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

>When describing symptoms, mentions lack of taste.
>when talking about first treatment, mentions how bad it tasted.

Never change Anna.

 

[multiverse]

It looks like our Anna is in some sort of residential setting, though how she'd be admitted to one without getting vaccinated is confusing.

Of course she calls Covid "the big C" in hopes of getting cancer sympathy. Of course she does.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

It looks like our Anna is in some sort of residential setting, though how she'd be admitted to one without getting vaccinated is confusing.

Of course she calls Covid "the big C" in hopes of getting cancer sympathy. Of course she does.

It is consistent with what we know of Anna that she might conveniently not admit to being fully vaccinated, boosted, etc. That way, all credit for her recovery goes to her faith in God and the purifying onion.

And for whatever it's worth, I agree she might very well be in a residential setting. Points in favor of this theory are (1) she hasn't been endlessly bragging and showing off her new apartment, (2) she has been much less online, and (3) she appears to remain weight-restored.

Bravo to Mama Ginger, if so.

ETA: Here is another view of the onion, which offers a glimpse of Anna's nightstand and bed frame. Again, this is definitely not her mom's house.

 

[Burn Book]

"I don't think I've ever been this sick in my life" lol, girl, you're not even in ICU and you have enough energy to make long Instagram posts the same week you got sick. Sounds like you're fine.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Good thing is that, if she makes it, then we all will.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Good thing is that, if she makes it, then we all will.

But do you have the onion

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Maybe she has been sent to live with earth daddy?

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

Wow. I’ve never seen anyone actually believe and practice the “Onion Half Cold Remedy.” People used to put them in socks too.

 

[MalachiteMask]

But do you have the onion

Anna absolutely missed the opportunity to goddamn fumigate wherever she's living. Just think, she could have flexed on her 'I'm so sad and sick' vibe, while being absolutely insufferable to everyone in her proximity. Half an onion? That's n00b bullshit. Get twenty pounds on onions, blend them, and leave them lying around in piles. She (supposedly) can't smell anything and she likes performative suffering. How did she let this opportunity slide past?

 

[Uncle Meat]

That looks like it might be daddy's house. She probably raised a stink over the holidays and Mama had enough of her.

 

[Iron Hamster]

But do you have the onion

I thought this said colon.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Many years ago I worked emergencies and during a drowning, dive recovery of a body, a lady who had seen it on the news called in to tell us that if we got some of the person’s clothes it would float out to where their body is. I thanked her but she got mad that I wasn’t treating it as revolutionary information.

Anyways, I bring that up because that’s less insane than Anna’s half-onion COVID cure.

 

[multiverse]

It is consistent with what we know of Anna that she might conveniently not admit to being fully vaccinated, boosted, etc. That way, all credit for her recovery goes to her faith in God and the purifying onion.

And for whatever it's worth, I agree she might very well be in a residential setting. Points in favor of this theory are (1) she hasn't been endlessly bragging and showing off her new apartment, (2) she has been much less online, and (3) she appears to remain weight-restored.

Bravo to Mama Ginger, if so.

ETA: Here is another view of the onion, which offers a glimpse of Anna's nightstand and bed frame. Again, this is definitely not her mom's house.

Do Methodists have nuns? Apparently they do have "sisterhood" orders; there's one under Saint Bridget of Kildare in Minnesota.

She's definitely in a long term facility; the room she's in cries out "day room" and is far too large and oddly decorated to be an apartment. I hope for Nancy's sake she was able to get Anna declared a dependent adult, thus enabling her to finally offload her incredibly mentally ill adult child into a group home - though it's highly likely a religious one.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Maybe she has been sent to live with earth daddy?

It's been quite some time since Anna has shared any pictures from the parish house where her dad lives, but these pictures aren't consistent with what we've seen of it previously.

The doors on the kitchen cabinets and the kitchen flooring aren't the same. Dad's house is left and center, new place on the right:


If anything, the kitchen resembles the apartment pictured below, where she lived with her dog Keno from spring 2016 to autumn 2017:

While the blinds are similar to her old apartment, the carpeting where she is now looks newer than that carpeting did. Her old apartment is on the left, two pictures of her new place in the center, and a picture of her dad's couch is to the right. Note the chair rail on the wall behind her dad's couch; her new place has no such millwork detail in evidence:

Not that I think she's necessarily back in that same apartment or apartment complex; just that these are similarly generic builder-grade surroundings. Her dad's house has a more lived-in character and overall different vibe, and it's also not very big. It's hard to imagine where the large, open room with the bookcases and decorative fan on the wall would fit into its floor plan.

It is a mystery!