Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[retard strength]

step 1) make a zine about your neighbor stealing your packages

step 2) put in package box and leave outside so neighbor steals it

step 3) ???

step 4) ??????

step 5) please like, rt, and updoot. my packages are still being stolen though

 

[AMHOLIO]

Penny carried it to him and he's gonna carry it back out into the world LOL.... We might even bring the Natives a new gift???

If they give it to the Natives then it's smallpox 2: trans boogaloo. If it's from the Natives to them, it's revenge.

Hope they’re all fully vaxxed

Genuinely hope so since it reduces symptoms. I don't want those tards to die from corona, I want them to live as long as possible. Or at least die from something funny.

Printing forever money to forever stay at home wouldn't have stopped this.

I would only be ok with printing forever money if it went to people who had jobs before covid. So no free money for Kevin.

We did it, everyone! A hearty congratulations to all my fellow Gibesamaniacs.
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The lyrics, poetry, and art from this thread really go a long way.

Non-covid related tweets, he went full autist.
First blaming transmysogyny for the (essentially nonexistent, I checked) backlash for this. He also touched on capitalism and how it’s based to steal from Walmart. [A]

What the fuck is he talking about. He just ping ponged between two slightly related topics. Is the person who's packages get stolen a thief themselves? Is this what it's about? Shut up and just retweet your friend with support you dipshit.

 

[Meiwaku]

Non-covid related tweets, he went full autist.
First blaming transmysogyny for the (essentially nonexistent, I checked) backlash for this. He also touched on capitalism and how it’s based to steal from Walmart. [A]
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And posts some Islam. [A]
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Well, he achieved his goal somewhat, because I stopped eating when I read the first sentence. And speaking of Islam, Wedge decided to post this… Monstrosity. I censored it because you do not want to see this shit. [A]
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Inshallah Penny censor saved my life. This is actually an amazing new trend for us we are fully censoring wedge and it's even funnier if it's with this shit.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Not so long ago, I joked with a coworker that covid was going to skip from Omicron straight to Omega. I didn't expect Kevin to be the petri dish it gestates in though.

But I fail to understand why Kevin even cares he got it. It's not like being forced into quarantine changes anything for him. Minor PL, but I recently had Omicron. I was bored as shit being stuck at home, and crawling the walls by the end of my quarantine. Getting to return to work and regular life was a godsend. But staying home all day? Just another day for Kevin.

 

[Vapewizard]

But I fail to understand why Kevin even cares he got it.

Twitter addicts like Kevin are pretty much fearmongered into hysterics 24/7 by literal propaganda bots and the mainstream media and think getting the coof is an automatic death sentence. Though, come to think of it I guess somebody who's clearly out of shape and wrecking his body with horse piss hormones and crotch mangling surgery would actually be more at risk.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Twitter addicts like Kevin are pretty much fearmongered into hysterics 24/7 by literal propaganda bots and the mainstream media and think getting the coof is an automatic death sentence. Though, come to think of it I guess somebody who's clearly out of shape and wrecking his body with horse piss hormones and crotch mangling surgery would actually be more at risk.

It fucking sucks that despite being an obese risk factor, Kevin will probably be one of the people who has an okay reaction, and not a bad reaction to the coof. Not that I want Kevin dead or hospitalised, heavens no! But I know some people who were pretty damn miserable for two weeks, and no one deserves that more than Kevkev.

 

[Old Fart]

EDIT: KEVIN HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.

Crap, my medical spergnosis was right for once! But then again, the common cold and the flu have been outcompeted by Omicron right now, so if you hear someone go around barking like an old seaman...

Kevin, Omicron is possibly the most contagious disease in human history if the latest figures are to believed and it has an asymptomatic infectious period. Even if you did "everything you were supposed to", you were still going to catch it regardless of what your state's policy on coronavirus was. Especially because you constantly rewore a fabric fetish mask instead of a properly fitted FFP2 respirator.

Admittedly never leaving your bedroom was a good strategy, but given other people in that bedroom leave the house, it was still a bit of a King Cnut situation.

Penny is actually going twice a month now for some autistic reason (presumably to maximise the grift for petrol money). Omicron seems to have a shorter asymptomatic period but if Penny wasn't Tranch Patient Zero then there's a strong chance he's infected people in the house he's doing work on.

From eh, someone' s experience, incubation can be as short as 2-3 days. The triple-vaccinated without other conditions cough and go around with perhaps a mild fever for a few days and seldom more than a week. Kevin will be fine.

I suspect the attack vector to the Tranch is the people Phil does carpentry with, and from there to Jen and Kevin. After they visited that indian family with much bravado they didn't come in close contact with the natives fortunately; I'm somehow confident that the sole injun who took their Amazon packages wasn't in a mood to kiss them. Or come anywhere near them, in fact.

On the other hand, I assume vaccination rates among those people are low.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Oh you sweet, summer child.

Would that I could turn back the sands of time, I would love to be in your position before attaining all this Eldritch wisdom of the amhole.

From Kiwi Farms alone, I think I know more about the amhole than most of the trannies mutilating themselves for it, and I'm not proud of that

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin:
- I'm a communist!
- something something no ethical consumption
- stealing from companies is based
- I demand a "free" "vagina"
- I demand a "fixed" "vagina"
- I demand "free" "baps"
- why isn't the government giving me more money?
- why doesn't the government just print more money?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

In the true communist utopia, the unqueers must pay a weekly tithe so the brave and stunning non-binary trans womxn can buy the transformers they are legally entitled to for their mental health.

 

[the khat quaffer]

A new strain, forged in the foul crucible of the amhole, nourished on spite and tater tots, zoonotically strengthened with alpaca pathogen gene transfers?
We're doomed.

A little over a year ago we had a different poll for this thread, it was something like "what new disease is festering in Kevin's meat tunnel?" I personally voted Gift of Nurgle.

I don't understand why Kevin is remotely upset over this. It's not like he ever leaves the house or ever leaves his smartphone/computer. His entire life is basically spent in quarantine.

Any shedding of skin cells is easy to wipe away with washing, our vagina takes out any skin cells naturally which is assisted with our natural lubrication (not amhole sweat) and any damages or mild imbalances (our natural PH level is at a 4) are widely healed by our menstural cycle. Truly one of the most underrated organ systems and actually quite amazing in how it maintenances itself.

Fun fact, the pH levels of vaginas and beer are strikingly similar. So that's another thing they both have in common, making men do bad stupid things

I feel like I'm late on this but I wonder what the pH level of an amhole is?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Inshallah Penny censor saved my life. This is actually an amazing new trend for us we are fully censoring wedge and it's even funnier if it's with this shit.

Oh, I only did it because when he said “hey I have jars of piss” he wasn’t kidding, there was literal bondage piss porn and I didn’t feel like singlehandedly shaving 5 years off of everyone else’s lifespan. If he was like… not nude, I wouldn’t censor it. You’re all welcome though.

From Kiwi Farms alone, I think I know more about the amhole than most of the trannies mutilating themselves for it, and I'm not proud of that

Me too. Reading KF has changed me in profound ways, starting with my knowledge and sanity.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Non-covid related tweets, he went full autist.
First blaming transmysogyny for the (essentially nonexistent, I checked) backlash for this. He also touched on capitalism and how it’s based to steal from Walmart. [A]
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And posts some Islam. [A]
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Well, he achieved his goal somewhat, because I stopped eating when I read the first sentence. And speaking of Islam, Wedge decided to post this… Monstrosity. I censored it because you do not want to see this shit. [A]
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Odd way of censoring that.

If you dig through the archive link to the post in question, you can see Wedgie describing the ..."footage".



Wedge's mother must be so proud.

 

[Old Fart]

If you dig through the archive link to the post in question, you can see Wedgie describing the ..."footage".

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"My clit"

 

[eDove]

Their fetishes are so aggressively masculine.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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"My clit"

My clit...maybe he's talking about some fupa growth?

Incidentally when I read that I thought "hitachi. wtf is that like a katana or something?" and, putting that disturbing mental image aside, I googled hitachi products. I know they make stuff I just didn't recall what.

Some stuff we all recognize, some I didn't but I thought made sense - defense stuff, construction, computer mainframes, global positioning satellites... whatever. And, sadly, massage wands. That really is the cherry on top of the multinational conglomerate sundae isn't it.

To quote Hank Hill, "how do the japanese keep getting tricked into making this nonsense? They're supposed to be our ally!"

Anyways someone needs to show wedge a katana orgasm. It'll be his first REAL lady period!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More updates, I pick up where Kevin left off with the transwoman leaving a zine in a package thing, because he commented more on it. Not gonna lie, the zine thing was a little bit funny but Kevin is blowing this out of proportion. [A]

Annoyed that he cannot consoom Nintendo game soundtracks (or at least this particular one) [A]

Annoyed that Twitter doesn’t let him scroll through his timeline so far he can see tweets from more than 4 days ago (if you have scrolled that far, it’s a sign to stop). [A]

Let’s Go Brandon! [A]

Wellbutrin updates [1], [2]

Oh, and here’s this fun little tidbit in a reply to the last thread. [1]

Spoiler: Could this be what Kevin saw?

 

[Gone Ham]

Mf just learn to burn a cd holy shit

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Mf just learn to burn a cd holy shit

But that wouldn't allow them to CONSOOOOOOOOOOM old bean, and that's their one true driving force and desire.

 

[Law]

Is that troon reality star Jazz Jennings?