Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Blewberry Nausea]

Yeah bitch should probably have a thread she is always some kind of god send in her works.

also holy shit two of the actors in the OA would go on to be major characters in another woke show Star Trek: Discovery. Namely Captain Lorca and the trannie trill robot from season 4

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

I tend to doubt its that good, and I won't find out. You say she likes to mary sue herself into her works? I question your tastes, good sir!

Well, "good" as in enough happened in each episode that made me want to watch the next one to find out what happens. There's some interesting multiverse kind of stuff. But I'm not that into the dancing / hippie love kind of thing. The dancing is supposed to be how they figure out it's possible to move between realities. Yeah, that's pretty dumb.

Lowtax was a "good" source of entertainment for a number of different reasons, but that didn't make a lot of the shit that he did not be fucked up.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

They're probably the same size when it comes to sheer faggotry and unwarranted arrogance though.

Sheer faggotry and unwarranted arrogance is a good way to describe The OA, lots of serendipity happening in this thread right now.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Parents, if you ever walk in on your kid watching the OA alone in their bedroom, I hope they at least have the self awareness to immediately alt + tab into something less embarrassing, like strangle porn.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Update: Lowtax still dead! Funnily enough I got a mailer from fucking Gold Belly today I guess they are really hurting without him.

 

[Butter]

Lowtax' death makes me wonder how stile is doing. Dude seems to have disappeared from the internet.

 

[negativlad]

Lowtax' death makes me wonder how stile is doing. Dude seems to have disappeared from the internet.

Quietly ducking out of the limelight with your piles of ad money and gooftroop gains when the times start changing is pretty much the only noble end for lowtax's colleagues. Sometimes I wonder what Myspace Tom is up to, until I remember he's just some rich guy now, who cares?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Yeah myspace tom is worth around $60 million so unless he does something special he should be good

 

[Spunt]

While researching the new OP for this thread I found Lowtax's Notch rant, because it doesn't seem to be recorded in this thread:


What a grasping, entitled asshole.

 

[Ben Nichols]

Quietly ducking out of the limelight with your piles of ad money and gooftroop gains when the times start changing is pretty much the only noble end for lowtax's colleagues. Sometimes I wonder what Myspace Tom is up to, until I remember he's just some rich guy now, who cares?

Yeah myspace tom is worth around $60 million so unless he does something special he should be good

Tom Anderson still does work as a photographer, traveling around the world taking pictures of things that interest him. He only casually tweets, often going several months or even skipping years between tweets, despite having over 300,000 followers.

 

[Back me up!]

Lol Tom Anderson is great cause he is like Frankie Muniz (the main kid from Malcom in the Middle): they both made their money and got the fuck out to do what they really like.

 

[Pissmaster]

Lol Tom Anderson is great cause he is like Frankie Muniz (the main kid from Malcom in the Middle): they both made their money and got the fuck out to do what they really like.

at least Tom didn't get molested while making his money

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Jesus RICH WAY TOO CALL THE KETTLE BLACK

No one wants to party with a moist fatso

 

[Herty]

Lowtax produces milk even in death, that has to be some type of accomplishment

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Lowtax produces milk even in death, thar has to be some type of accomplishment

As long as SA exists and his ex-wives and daughters are still around to dish out dirt, the tax man will remain a productive lolcow in spite of being six feet under.

 

[Dan Abrams]

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What a grasping, entitled asshole.

>bloated
>clueless
>sociopathic
>self obsessed
>whining
>bearded
>cellulite slab
>treats everyone like shit
>nobody likes you
>moist fatso
>antisocial
>obese
>neckbeard
>pasty skinned
>recluse
>empty soul

I hope right before he pulled the trigger he realized that notch won and had everything that Lowtax ever wanted. And he could have had it if he wasn't such a lazy fuckup.

 

[AnOminous]

Lowtax' death makes me wonder how stile is doing. Dude seems to have disappeared from the internet.

This was a wise choice. He cashed in and fucked off.

 

[Butter]

This was a wise choice. He cashed in and fucked off.

Oh yeah, I remember he went to college at some point and now prolly has a normal life somewhere.

Which with all the shit he pulled is super cool, honestly. Whoda thunked the kike who trolled as a nazi would turn out the more sane, and stalbe one.

 

[pseudoreal]

This was a wise choice. He cashed in and fucked off.

According to Wikipedia, he finished a postgraduate degree in computer science. I figure worst case, he's a wage slave earning a very high wage.

Also, he apparently sold Stile Project for an undisclosed sum in 2010. Maybe not fuck-you money, but I bet it was at least as much as Lowtax got for Something Awful.

 

[Mikoyan]

According to Wikipedia, he finished a postgraduate degree in computer science. I figure worst case, he's a wage slave earning a very high wage.

Also, he apparently sold Stile Project for an undisclosed sum in 2010. Maybe not fuck-you money, but I bet it was at least as much as Lowtax got for Something Awful.

Stile was in ACiD? Sick.