Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Strange it’s the total opposite feeling for me, differences in what we like I guess lol. I got into IBS late too so that could be why the Kumite wasn’t for me.
The earlier episodes of the kumite when Jim first started showing up were actually pretty good, there was a focus on trying to start drama and screaming matches, it was a very low IQ but entertaining show. probably my favorite episode of any IBS show was the Jim vs. Ross show where Ross is obviously loaded up on drugs and keeps his cool while metokur loses his cool and starts yelling at him to no effect.
 
Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.
I want him to live forever and remain relevant enough to be entertaining. After learning about this idiot Mersh character, that looks to be the most promising story arc at present
 
All of Ethan Ralph’s rock bottoms have trap doors. Here’s hoping he’ll never be alone with either of his children. Death by shaking or beating is definitely a major risk factor for any baby left in his care
I don’t think it’s far fetched to say between a lolicon and degenerate alcoholic with rage issues as parents that there’s a non-zero chance that his daughter ends up sexually or physically abused.
 
The Gunt is Eric Cartman with less charm and a much lower IQ. Every move the Gunt is making now is on par with Cartman putting Butter's dong his mouth while giving a thumbs up and taking a selfie to prove that Butters is gay.

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I don’t think it’s far fetched to say between a lolicon and degenerate alcoholic with rage issues as parents that there’s a non-zero chance that his daughter ends up sexually or physically abused.
you know, i dont like ralph and i dont like Meigh, but maybe if the child is out of their hands, it has a chance.
keep child services on speed dial, kiwis
 
Question about Mister Metokur. Did he call for lockdowns when the Coof hit? I’m asking because I do t remember him saying “we need lockdowns!”. I remember him talking about how this crap came out of a Wuhan lab when the media decided to deny that and I remember him talking about lockdowns coming but I don’t remember him calling for lockdowns or saying it’d be a good thing.

lol i just realized he blames jim for him not getting vaxed or masked to see his dying mom, i gotta say making ralph listen to his mom die unable to see or talk to her as she expires is a pretty epic troll on jims part i wish id have though of it.
Does Subway provide any insurance for its employees? If so that could be why Pantsu still works there.
 
Question about Mister Metokur. Did he call for lockdowns when the Coof hit? I’m asking because I do t remember him saying “we need lockdowns!”. I remember him talking about how this crap came out of a Wuhan lab when the media decided to deny that and I remember him talking about lockdowns coming but I don’t remember him calling for lockdowns or saying it’d be a good thing.

Jim and Dick had a debate at the very beginning of the outbreak. Dick was against lockdowns Jim was for them but it seemed more like it was for entertainment rather than Jim actually wanting lock downs.
 
Question about Mister Metokur. Did he call for lockdowns when the Coof hit? I’m asking because I do t remember him saying “we need lockdowns!”. I remember him talking about how this crap came out of a Wuhan lab when the media decided to deny that and I remember him talking about lockdowns coming but I don’t remember him calling for lockdowns or saying it’d be a good thing.


Does Subway provide any insurance for its employees? If so that could be why Pantsu still works there.
I never watched Jimmy covid stuff but you got to remember to ralph he thinks impotently screeching like a monkey without any tact is a surefire way to change and that any breakawaybfrom the ralpha narrative is a snaking even though ralph wore masks at the time and was neutral on it and said he was trying not to get it then as well

It's a really cynical ploy to make jim look like an sjw because he knows a chunk of his audience will alog and leave him for this so this is his attempt to stop the bleeding by yelling bloody murder to the mire fanatical core of retards
 
Question about Mister Metokur. Did he call for lockdowns when the Coof hit? I’m asking because I do t remember him saying “we need lockdowns!”. I remember him talking about how this crap came out of a Wuhan lab when the media decided to deny that and I remember him talking about lockdowns coming but I don’t remember him calling for lockdowns or saying it’d be a good thing.
I don't recall him doing so, most of his coofstreaming was when it was mostly just a China thing. He was pretty adamant on 'we're fucked if this gets here' and might have supported Chink travel bans but that's most of what I remember.

And he wasn't really wrong, either. Whatever your feelings about the virus, it's still fucking us over.
 
I don't recall him doing so, most of his coofstreaming was when it was mostly just a China thing. He was pretty adamant on 'we're fucked if this gets here' and might have supported Chink travel bans but that's most of what I remember.

And he wasn't really wrong, either. Whatever your feelings about the virus, it's still fucking us over.
Not true. He definitely did defend lockdowns. I remember him specifically doing it in the debate against Dick Masterson on the Killstream.
 
The Gunt definitely qualifies as a narcissist.
Why are narcissists always people like the Gunt. I imagine if you're an absolutely gorgeous female, some Adonis but also with a genius IQ, or just in general some admirable human being that you might feel inclined to kiss the mirror a bit. But I suppose if you're that you have better things to do.

Narcissists are always people like this Gunt, a morbidly obese retarded midget with absolutely no redeeming qualities. If I were someone like this I would smash all the mirrors in the house. Meanwhile he thinks he's hot shit while being a miserable little monkey-looking muppet of a man with a face like a can of smashed assholes, even worse than it was before Lisbon.
 
it’s not a bad position for an immune-compromised person to think we might want to lock down temporarily after watching every bit of news coming out of China. It’s not the own Ralph thinks it is.

Why are narcissists always people like the Gunt. I imagine if you're an absolutely gorgeous female, some Adonis but also with a genius IQ, or just in general some admirable human being that you might feel inclined to kiss the mirror a bit. But I suppose if you're that you have better things to do.

Narcissists are always people like this Gunt, a morbidly obese retarded midget with absolutely no redeeming qualities. If I were someone like this I would smash all the mirrors in the house. Meanwhile he thinks he's hot shit while being a miserable little monkey-looking muppet of a man with a face like a can of smashed assholes, even worse than it was before Lisbon.
I’d say it has something to do with how society notices it manifest. It’s a personality disorder that doesn’t care what reality is and it’s really obvious in people that look unfortunate like Ralph. Most good looking people are just considered conceited or self-interested.
 
I think the idea that jail would somehow have a profound effect on Ralph to change his ways is laughable, considering he got out after his bid and immediately went back to being a drunken, short tempered fool.
Jail's usually good for getting someone off drugs/alcohol and losing weight but to come out a person changed for the better, you have to have a certain mental and emotional fortitude that Ralph doesn't have. Being around a bunch of shitty people, many of whom will want to jump or fight you for small, perceived slights keeps someone on edge. It can really put someone's brain in a mode of constant conflict and fight/flight. A lot of the low class people in there (of all races) operate on the same "yew offended mah 'oner" system that Ralph does, so I think it's just as likely to make him double down on that after he got out.

Or maybe being sober that long and reflecting on his fuck ups would actually allow him to work through some of his issues. I really doubt it though.
Not true. He definitely did defend lockdowns. I remember him specifically doing it in the debate against Dick Masterson on the Killstream.
I seem to remember him being for a short term lockdown early on to stop the spread. I think his reasoning was that cutting it off early would prevent more long term lockdowns and problems.
 
I dunno if felted really sells how badly Ethans anus has been wrecked by this digital bunny person. We need a new term for how blown out he has been.
I suggest "ralphed" as the verb for getting as anally annihilated as Ethan. As in "wow that dude in American History X just got totally ralphed by Ed Norton." Or for that matter, "holy shit, Ed Norton just got totally ralphed by his Nazi buddies."
 
Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.
While you are 100% correct about Ralph I think what causes him the most pain and anguish is his lost e-fame. He can pretend and front he’s still Kang with five star days but that little viewer count and his income stream can’t be denied. It absolutely kills him that he’s sinking lower every day in stats and his glory days are long, long gone. Twisting the knife is his blood enemies doing far better streaming than him.

A big reason while Ralph has adopted the wigger rich shit is because it’s his only defense against his fading career. He can pretend he doesn’t care about that viewer stats because he got money bitch! Then we he gets owned in that dept he suddenly a man of principle who don’t never bow down at no price!

He’s like Tara Reid - a sad bitch who’s spent years desperately trying to milk that tiny bit of fame they had a long time ago while being a horrid trainwreck.

Ralph financial situation is going to be the ultimate downfall this year or next. He’s got no mom to fall back on and has real bills to pay now. He’s got a bad gambling problem. His income stream is drying up very fast. I don’t even think he will manage to keep paypigs paying him enough to stay afloat. Actually even if he was getting $50k a year in donations it wouldn’t matter because of his gambling and drug addiction. More money just fuels his ego and stupid decisions. KF should be grateful to his most generous paypigs.

Anybody know when Gunt Force One is scheduled to fly back to America?

Thats when the real sperg out starts
He said he’d be back Friday. You can get wi-go service on most international flights, usually for a small fee, so could be madly tweeting and seething his whole way home. I figure he gets back home late tonight, depending on if he needs a connecting flight to DC.

Given how Ralph has a stupid penchant for planning to stream within an hour or two of returning from Vegas (which usually failed) he will probably be making an ass of himself on a stream by Saturday night. Maybe the sheer exhaustion from his ass being physically kicked by Portuguese and mentally beaten to bits by the entire internet and e-fwends will keep him away till Monday and he will try to resume his normal (schizo) streaming schedule.
 
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