FINALLY the time has arrived! I'm really sorry for the delay. Life do be like that sometimes.
Without further ado, let's finish this shit-fest. Hopefully, there's still some little details remaining that haven't been discussed yet.
SEASON 7 EPISODE 10: SEASON FINALE
-Greg does the dishes. Jeanette shows up with designs for a potential place to live after the kid leave. Must be nice having all this fancy blood-money.
-Jazz enters. He seems overly-groggy and sluggish, to the point where Jeanette remarks on it. I theorize it's due to drugs. He looks pretty out of it tbh. Poor bastard. Jeanette of course screeches about what he'll do if he has early class. Jazz shrugs and says he'll deal with it. Again, Jeanette, college classes are selected BY CHOICE. As in Jazz could easily take afternoon classes if he wants to. Fuck off.
-Greg and Jazz go for a walk. Jazz huffs and puffs walking a centimeter. Jazz wants to make friends at school while Greg low-key lectures him. Jazz says that he wants them to leave him alone. Jazz hasn't been in a classroom in years. Greg is, to his credit, better at giving advice than Jeanette. He's a lot gentler and not as overtly malicious like his she-wolf wife.
-Jazz references Finding Nemo like a man-child. It's cute though.
-Sander time! He and Jazz hang. They're going to plan the stupid engagement party with Noah and Nasa Space Center or whatever the fuck the gf is called.
-They call Noah's meth-mom. Meth mama is fucking WEIRD looking--old and craggly with bloated cheeks (def drug use). Noah's pretty young. Did she have Noah at 50?
"METH MAMA MUST FEED"
-Meth mama makes excuses about Noah and how accepting she is, despite the fact that Noah i clearly fucked up in the head as well as a self-centered nut who thinks that rape is okay if troons do it.
-Meth mama claims to not be able to go to the party. TLC of course will dish out those tasty doubloons to get her ass there.
-GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS???? THAT'S RIGHT
FUCKING TOP SURGERY TIME. This "Aaron" chick is really uncanny. I feel bad for them. Aaron's shit mom is there to shill the surgery.
-Jazz enters the OR while Sibh starts working on them nips. Jazz stands there uselessly while this Eldritch ritual takes place. JESUS FUCK THEY DIDN'T CENSOR ANYTHING. Jazz sound uncomfortable at this nasty shit. I'm gonna throw up.
-I'm serious this shit is fucking NASTY. Jazz describes the top surgery as "ART".
-Aaron's mom is beaming like the munchie shill she is. "HIS SCARS REPRESENT HIS FREEDOM~~" Jazz continues to shill the surgery.
-Farewell party for Jeanette with the hag-brigade! They tell Jeanette to not do the whole one way ticket thing while simultaneously kissing her ass. The "tea" of course has alcohol because this drunk bitch can't go two minutes without drinking. Jeanette lists like fifty different doctors Jazz is seeing. So healthy.
-Jeanette says they have a kind of baby monitor installed to watch Jazz. Fucking CREEPY. Jazz is 20. Why tf are you monitoring him? He's a fucking adult YOU CRAZY LITERAL CUNT REEEE
-Everyone goes on a sunset cruise (no Ari) with grandparents. Grandpa is passive aggressive like usual. Is it me or does he not really like jazz that much? I dunno. He always comes off kind of low-key snide whenever Jazz starts talking. Dunno why I'm noticing this now.
-Jazz spergs about possibly going to medical school. X to doubt. He's at least happy to be away from home. Grandpa points out Jazz's weight. Jazz gives a bunch of non-answers about fixing it.
-Sander sets up the engagement party with Griffen. Sander wants to play cornhole. TLC invited the I am Jazz cast to the party since Noah and NASA have no friends.
-Noah's such a weirdo. Anyway, Noah proposed with a fucking poem. So manly. Sander is going to be Best Man, prob because A.) Noah doesn't have any actual bros and B.) TLC AND THEM FAT SHILL STACKS $$$$$$$$$.
-Meth-mama shows up. Seriously, look at those legs. Don't do drugs, kids.
-I do feel bad for Meth-mama though. She doesn't seem malicious, though she seems like a hick. She's clearly got some legit health problems. This whole thing just seems like a sad situation with more under the surface.
-Noah cries. SO MANLY.
-"MOMS OF TRANS YOUTH UNITE!" Jeanette squeaks in the background.
-Noah claims that all the professionals they saw told her that she was a nut and not trans rofl.
-FFFFFFFF Meth-mom is sad. So sad.
-Aaron is back after his surgery. I can't believe that possibly the last ep of the series focuses on this random troon and their fake pepperoni nips.
-Aaron's creepo momma says "LOOK HOW CUTE" when they peel back the surgery binder to reveal horrifying scars. The nipples look horrifying. Mom starts crying. These people are fucked up.
-Jazz says goodbye to Dr. Gallager and the other quacks. Describes her work as "inspiring" and "magical". Eeeugh.
-Everyone gets ready to leave for Harvard. Jazz fusses over the cats. Awww kitties. Rare wholesome moment.
-Greg reveals that "SPARKLES" was Jazz's original nickname. When he was FUCKING 2. Montage of all this schmaltzy shit.
-Aaaaaaaaand that's basically it. They go to the airport and fuck off to Jazz's reality check on the long dark fall to eternity. A lameass season finale and possibly the lamest series finale ever.
This season was honestly really fucking dull. Very little happened and Jazz was super low energy. It was mostly about Sander and Noah being stupid bumblefucks with unchecked mental issues revolving around their insecurity. Jazz just seems exhausted, fat, and washed up. I really hope there's no more seasons after this. Let the poor kid rest, TLC. You fucking ghouls.
Anyway, that's it. My suffering is over (for now). Pour one out to Jazz's wasted childhood.