Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

Of course Yoda having sex would be a thing in modern day Star Wars. The smart thing to do would be to make Yoda's race reproduce asexually or something.

He's a reptilian humanoid though with males and females, so they would probably lay eggs or have live young. But the real smart thing to do would be to not discuss Yoda's fucking sex life on TV streaming at all, not have his secret sexual escapades be with one of his own students (especially one more than half his age), and not give him any kids (especially the green turd). But knowing Filoni, he desperately wants the kid to be Yoda and Yaddle's bastard love child and wants to follow it up by taking credit for naming Yoda's nameless species.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

He's a reptilian humanoid though with males and females, so they would probably lay eggs or have live young.

Star Wars is make believe so I feel like it can and should be absolutely anything to avoid talking about Yoda fucking in any way shape or form.

In fact, just say someone fucking found Grogu and nobody knows where or how he came to be. Mystery boxes and shit suck but for this it's fine.

 

[Creep3r]

Star Wars is make believe so I feel like it can and should be absolutely anything to avoid talking about Yoda fucking in any way shape or form.

In fact, just say someone fucking found Grogu and nobody knows where or how he came to be. Mystery boxes and shit suck but for this it's fine.

Then don't fucking talk about it like everyone has been doing for 40 years outside of r34 freaks.

Of course he'll explain where the little bastard came from (he's already discussed part of his background). Filoni loves tying his characters to movie characters at every possible opportunity. A furfag who calls himself "Trapper Wolf" and is a fan of author Farley "Let's touch the dog's peepee" Mowat of Never Cry Wolf fame is writing this crap now. What did you expect?

 

[TinCan Wizard]

What was the point of the Tusken flashbacks? Dedication to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan? Boba going ''The sands have always belonged to the Tuskens'' reeks of modern American political shit with natives shouting ''We wuz here first''. Never mind the Tuskens being absolute savages, who attack farmers and torture them to death like with Anakin's mother. And I don't know why Booba needs an Asian sidekick unless it's another tribute for China and it's concentration camps.

 

[Adamska]

Is it contrarian to like Jango Fett more than Boba Fett? Because I do. It's like George knew he messed up with Boba in the movies and decided to give Jango actual character traits and a slightly cooler costume to make up for it.

He's actually a modest to pretty decent threat in the films unlike Boba. I say this as a person who completely disagrees and still thinks Episode 2 is kinda shit, since good scenes init can't save a movie if it's fundamentally flawed, which I think 2 is due to how unfocused it is.

In fact, sometimes that pisses me off more since I can see where it was going and I know what it could have been with a bit more thought. The trash that is Brother Bear comes to mind, since the opening and up to and before the protagonist becomes a bear were pretty damn good and soulful.

What was the point of the Tusken flashbacks? Dedication to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan? Boba going ''The sands have always belonged to the Tuskens'' reeks of modern American political shit with natives shouting ''We wuz here first''. Never mind the Tuskens being absolute savages, who attack farmers and torture them to death like with Anakin's mother. And I don't know why Booba needs an Asian sidekick unless it's another tribute for China and it's concentration camps.

Because the moronic post-ironic hacks with no talent are racist and think "violent xenophobic death cult of rat people in the desert" are the same thing as muslims. They also instantly assume muslims aren't white and are in fact brown because again, they don't see that they're more racist and delusional that the idiot who openly says "Gas them all race war now".

 

[Kup]

Then don't fucking talk about it like everyone has been doing for 40 years outside of r34 freaks.

Of course he'll explain where the little bastard came from (he's already discussed part of his background). Filoni loves tying his characters to movie characters at every possible opportunity. A furfag who calls himself "Trapper Wolf" and is a fan of author Farley "Let's touch the dog's peepee" Mowat of Never Cry Wolf fame is writing this crap now. What did you expect?
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I remember him ruining the commentary on a Clone Wars dvd set I got for Christmas one year.

I think it was the return of Darth Maul, Clancy Brown and Sam Witwer were talking about recording the exchanges between the brothers and Filoni keeps fucking interrupting Sam. Constantly, Sam describes Maul’s mindset/motivations and Filoni keeps saying what Maul “actually” is thinking.

I think the recording picked up an audible sigh from Clancy.

 

[Sneed F91]

When George Lucas himself makes fun of you for your Star Wars spergouts and general cringe personality, you know you're autistic.

He's actually a modest to pretty decent threat in the films unlike Boba. I say this as a person who completely disagrees and still thinks Episode 2 is kinda shit, since good scenes init can't save a movie if it's fundamentally flawed, which I think 2 is due to how unfocused it is.

In fact, sometimes that pisses me off more since I can see where it was going and I know what it could have been with a bit more thought. The trash that is Brother Bear comes to mind, since the opening and up to and before the protagonist becomes a bear were pretty damn good and soulful.

I haven't seen Brother Bear in years but I don't remember much about it, which probably says a lot about it as a movie. Anyway,

AOTC is annoying because it had the most potential to be a really good movie, not in the "sequel trilogy totally had potential because the shitty mystery boxes could have followed my dumb headcanons" sort of way either. But the whole thing really doesn't come together at all.

Because the moronic post-ironic hacks with no talent are racist and think "violent xenophobic death cult of rat people in the desert" are the same thing as muslims. They also instantly assume muslims aren't white and are in fact brown because again, they don't see that they're more racist and delusional that the idiot who openly says "Gas them all race war now".

Kind of like the people who think Greedo is a Jew stereotype or Jar Jar is a black stereotype, which to me is fucking absurd. Makes me wonder what the people who see minorities in fictional creatures really think about Jews and blacks......

Fun fact, according to Ahmed Best the fans never shat on him the way the media did and he's never had a bad thing to say about the fans. Same thing with the media shitting on Jake Lloyd for being a 9 year old in a movie they didn't like and the media pretending it was the fan's faults.

 

[starborn427614]

What was the point of the Tusken flashbacks? Dedication to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan? Boba going ''The sands have always belonged to the Tuskens'' reeks of modern American political shit with natives shouting ''We wuz here first''. Never mind the Tuskens being absolute savages, who attack farmers and torture them to death like with Anakin's mother. And I don't know why Booba needs an Asian sidekick unless it's another tribute for China and it's concentration camps.

Setup for them coming back in the finale, I guess.

 

[Creep3r]

I remember him ruining the commentary on a Clone Wars dvd set I got for Christmas one year.

I think it was the return of Darth Maul, Clancy Brown and Sam Witwer were talking about recording the exchanges between the brothers and Filoni keeps fucking interrupting Sam. Constantly, Sam describes Maul’s mindset/motivations and Filoni keeps saying what Maul “actually” is thinking.

I think the recording picked up an audible sigh from Clancy.

He would also go over the heads of other writers and editors if they said things he didn't like, and if they wouldn't allow him to do what he wanted or gave him facts he didn't like, he would go tattling to George to get his way, as Filoni himself revealed in the featurette for Grievous Intrigue.

Or during one of JW Rinzler's last livestreams where Rinzler discussed his involvement in TFW. During the stream someone asked him about the episodes he wrote for TFW and he explains that Filoni the head writer left nothing of his left except the names of the planet and the queen, yet Rinzler was still credited as writing the episodes.

And before Ahsoka became the apple of his eye, Filoni had an autistic fixation for Plo Koon, to the point where he would constantly make drawings of him and spam them all over his office along with Plo Koon toys, posters, masks and a life-size Koon mannequin. His fixation was so bad that he was always trying to convince George to bring Coon Koon back to life because Filoni can't keep characters dead unless they're minor clones, characters made by Gillroy or a jedi that he later reincarnates into a wolf.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

He would also go over the heads of other writers and editors if they said things he didn't like, and if they wouldn't allow him to do what he wanted or gave him facts he didn't like, he would go tattling to George to get his way, as Filoni himself revealed in the featurette for Grievous Intrigue.

Or during one of JW Rinzler's last livestreams where Rinzler discussed his involvement in TFW. During the stream someone asked him about the episodes he wrote for TFW and he explains that Filoni the head writer left nothing of his left except the names of the planet and the queen, yet Rinzler was still credited as writing the episodes.

And before Ahsoka became the apple of his eye, Filoni had an autistic fixation for Plo Koon, to the point where he would constantly make drawings of him and spam them all over his office along with Plo Koon toys, posters, masks and a life-size Koon mannequin. His fixation was so bad that he was always trying to convince George to bring Coon Koon back to life because Filoni can't keep characters dead unless they're minor clones, characters made by Gillroy or a jedi that he later reincarnates into a wolf.
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As much as I hate his holier than thou persona of ''MY star wars is the TRUE star wars, not that EU stuff'', I still think it's an act. At the end of the day he's another slimy business man who wants to make bank, and Ahsoka managed to be his golden goose. The stuff you mentioned only proves that he desperately wanted a character to leech off.

 

[Sneed F91]

@The Gangster Computer

Plo Koon? More like Plo makes me COOOM

- Dave Filoni probably
Like couldn't he choose someone slightly more interesting to obsess over like Ki Adi Mundi or something?

 

[Kup]

He would also go over the heads of other writers and editors if they said things he didn't like, and if they wouldn't allow him to do what he wanted or gave him facts he didn't like, he would go tattling to George to get his way, as Filoni himself revealed in the featurette for Grievous Intrigue.

Or during one of JW Rinzler's last livestreams where Rinzler discussed his involvement in TFW. During the stream someone asked him about the episodes he wrote for TFW and he explains that Filoni the head writer left nothing of his left except the names of the planet and the queen, yet Rinzler was still credited as writing the episodes.

And before Ahsoka became the apple of his eye, Filoni had an autistic fixation for Plo Koon, to the point where he would constantly make drawings of him and spam them all over his office along with Plo Koon toys, posters, masks and a life-size Koon mannequin. His fixation was so bad that he was always trying to convince George to bring Coon Koon back to life because Filoni can't keep characters dead unless they're minor clones, characters made by Gillroy or a jedi that he later reincarnates into a wolf.
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I remember that! He got pressed about rewriting General Grievous and meekly said “Well it could still feasibly happen.” In regards to the excellent Grievous origin, foreshadowing things to come.

As much as I hate his holier than thou persona of ''MY star wars is the TRUE star wars, not that EU stuff'', I still think it's an act. At the end of the day he's another slimy business man who wants to make bank, and Ahsoka managed to be his golden goose. The stuff you mentioned only proves that he desperately wanted a character to leech off.

He is slimy, him pushing Ahsoka so hard into the universe is his way of anchoring into the brand itself.

But there is something off, like refusing to use motherfucking Durge and instead making Cad Bane the only bounty hunter in the galaxy for the first bit of Clone Wars.

@The Gangster Computer

- Dave Filoni probably
Like couldn't he choose someone slightly more interesting to obsess over like Ki Adi Mundi or something?

Ki Adi Mundi is way too high T for Dave, that and Ki Adi’d best moments came from the superior Clone Wars. That thing that Dave committed himself to retconning.

 

[Adamska]

He would also go over the heads of other writers and editors if they said things he didn't like, and if they wouldn't allow him to do what he wanted or gave him facts he didn't like, he would go tattling to George to get his way, as Filoni himself revealed in the featurette for Grievous Intrigue.

Or during one of JW Rinzler's last livestreams where Rinzler discussed his involvement in TFW. During the stream someone asked him about the episodes he wrote for TFW and he explains that Filoni the head writer left nothing of his left except the names of the planet and the queen, yet Rinzler was still credited as writing the episodes.

And before Ahsoka became the apple of his eye, Filoni had an autistic fixation for Plo Koon, to the point where he would constantly make drawings of him and spam them all over his office along with Plo Koon toys, posters, masks and a life-size Koon mannequin. His fixation was so bad that he was always trying to convince George to bring Coon Koon back to life because Filoni can't keep characters dead unless they're minor clones, characters made by Gillroy or a jedi that he later reincarnates into a wolf.
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Speaking of Dave posting; can you dig up footage or comments where he supports Luke Skywalker getting raped in TLJ? I know for a fact he did agree with it, and I kinda want that to be here so enterprising people who aren't above touching da poopoo can link it if they get pissed at Dave hugboxes like STC.

Sure these delusional retards who'd cheer if you murdered their cat in front of them for more Star Wars would deny and ignore the reality, but I want it set in stone that Dave condones the ST.

 

[Screamer]

I really don't know what I'd think if something in the next episode tied directly into the sequels. Like confirming Ben Solo exists.

Something already seems so unsatisfying with the way Luke and Grogu went in the last episode. Especially given the fact we all assume Grogu will choose Mando. I hope they are clever, but nothing is particularly clever with these shows.

 

[The Valeyard]

I really don't know what I'd think if something in the next episode tied directly into the sequels. Like confirming Ben Solo exists.

That’s going to be the next Doomcuck grift.

When Grogu goes back with Mando next week, he’ll start claiming that “sources” have told him Leia is going to appear and will be pregnant with twins (Jacen and Jaina), erasing the Disney Sequel Trilogy.

 

[starborn427614]

@The Gangster Computer

- Dave Filoni probably
Like couldn't he choose someone slightly more interesting to obsess over like Ki Adi Mundi or something?

When you hit puberty, you either lust over Aayla Secura or Plo Koon. There's no in-between.

 

[Ghostse]

"But you see, my Boba Fett toy did way cooler shit in my backyard so he's the best." --- fat 50 year old neckbeards probably

This but unironically.

A furfag who calls himself "Trapper Wolf" and is a fan of author Farley "Let's touch the dog's peepee" Mowat of Never Cry Wolf fame is writing this crap now. What did you expect?
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Farley Fucking Mowat. That fucking asshole.
I'm going to be reall MATI here for a bit.

Spoiler: Farley Mowat is a twat

So Mowat's most well known book is "Never Cry Wolf" which is about his experiences doing wolf research in the canadian tundra. It is well known because its this bleeding heart environmental thing about Wolves just being good boys who dindunuffings ever and are just understood. And he's right about the latter part mostly, where a good portion of a northern wolf's diet is lemming. Anyway, Mowat writes about how isolated he is, going out with the wolves, etc etc etc except....
This white nigger was in fully stocked cabin with half a dozen other researchers and was never alone at any point. He access to a vehicle and multiple supply drops.

The fact Filoni is a fan of that asshat explains a lot of things, the furfaggotry being the least of them.

He's actually a modest to pretty decent threat in the films unlike Boba. I say this as a person who completely disagrees and still thinks Episode 2 is kinda shit, since good scenes init can't save a movie if it's fundamentally flawed, which I think 2 is due to how unfocused it is.

Episode 2 is a solid synopsis but there is no way to deliver on all of its points in a 2-hour movie, least of all the romance plot.
Which again is all more infuriating because there would have been space to explore all that shit over two movies if TPM hadn't starred a 9 year old.

At the end of the day he's another slimy business man who wants to make bank, and Ahsoka managed to be his golden goose. The stuff you mentioned only proves that he desperately wanted a character to leech off.

Sort of. I think there's a half and half thing going on.
See by putting Ashoka everything and everything, he is ensuring he is getting character royalties and getting to enjoy his creative control over the character from his pre-disney contract. This is job security. He will be a Star Wars consultant until he dies.

But I think this masks the real problem: not malice but incompetence. He doesn't know how to write anything where Ashoka doesn't come in and Deus Machinas the day against a threat someone else built. He can't write villains. He can't actually build an adversary worth taking down because he is a bad writer. Its not that he wants to turn Thrawn into a space-whale fuckboy, but he can't write a good villain so has to go find one someone else made into a threat.

Replace Thrawn. Or Greivous. Or Ventress. OR...whoever, with just some random Storm Droid trooper. Look at their actions in the Filoni-only material. Is anything they do actually threatening or even worthly of a jedi showing up? Is it mildly competent?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

a jedi that he later reincarnates into a wolf.

That sounds so incredibly gay. What jedi was that?

 

[Screamer]

That’s going to be the next Doomcuck grift.

When Grogu goes back with Mando next week, he’ll start claiming that “sources” have told him Leia is going to appear and will be pregnant with twins (Jacen and Jaina), erasing the Disney Sequel Trilogy.

"The war at Lucasfilm continues. Sources I can not independently verify tell me..."

I think it's best they just ignore the sequels by never referencing them directly. Then just contradict them.

I just don't see where the Luke storyline and character goes in a satisfying way if Grogu just goes back to Mando. Although I also don't see where Grogu goes in any direction that will be satisfying. Imagine them having him remember his training and being a little Jedi with a light sabre? Imagine him talking? What can you even do with that character?

Hopefully we got some closure for Mando and we just don't see Grogu until the end of s3 of Mando. Where he rocks up with Luke. Trained, wearing Jedi Robes with the chain mail undershirt.

 

[Creep3r]

Speaking of Dave posting; can you dig up footage or comments where he supports Luke Skywalker getting raped in TLJ? I know for a fact he did agree with it, and I kinda want that to be here so enterprising people who aren't above touching da poopoo can link it if they get pissed at Dave hugboxes like STC.

Sure these delusional retards who'd cheer if you murdered their cat in front of them for more Star Wars would deny and ignore the reality, but I want it set in stone that Dave condones the ST.

You mean these ones?

Aside from Filoni's support for Rey replacing Luke and his input in TLJ, he also learned about live action production from Rian Johnson, and he even convinced Rian to watch Filoni Wars.

I'm sure Doomcock will still claim that Dave is still totally going to troll Rian by retconning the sequels despite that TLJ is the most referenced of the sequels in Dave's live action stuff.

That sounds so incredibly gay. What jedi was that?

@Rome's rightful successor Kanan, Filoni's break out character from Aladdin's Rebels. When he died he was reborn as a Loth Wolf that has his birth name which is based on an old idea Filoni's had since his days working on Filoni Wars, where he thought there were a lot of parallels between jedi and wolves and felt they should somehow be connected, so he ends up making it so jedi are reborn as wolves that can bend space and time when they die. The final season of Aladdin's Rebels even ends with extra wolfisms, with wolves helping the heroes, the main character entering the core of the universe itself which is filled with images of wolves, wolf cave paintings decorating the murals of the gods, wolves replacing the mural of the gods once the magic begins, and the final shot of the show features the characters immortalized in stained glass as two giant wolves watch over them.

The door to Kingdom Hearts everyone.