Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
I think he sees him as a business partner who went off the deep end and trying to bring him to reality.
I'm sure that aspects exists, but as I was listening to Jim point out that the DMs were from Pantsu, concerned about Ralph's drinking, Ralph blubbering over the thought that someone might actually care about him, it all came off like an intervention. If it were just business, the tone would have been more hostile imo, but now I'm just armchair psychfagging. It was interesting to see though.
 
It honestly came off as an adult talking to a stupid teenager who still gets off on being edgy and "real". It's all bullshit and deep down Ralph knows it. He can't cope and in spite of no attachment Jim still had that kind of talk with him, because Jim is an adult and acts like one.
Well most of it was, Ralph you are on the Internet. You have to take jokes. I do.
I don't think it registered to Ralph.
 
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Every new person on was like the next guest on Jerry Springer. Frank Hassle seemingly having a long term grudge boiling over against Jesse PS over the mistreatment of a Rhode Island retard was an odd one. Not that I don't doubt whatever Jesse did there was fucked up, but it was a little surreal seeing a guy who fucks with unsuspecting strangers and records it for the enjoyment of internet degenerates draw the line at this.
 
you know, i dont like ralph and i dont like Meigh, but maybe if the child is out of their hands, it has a chance.
keep child services on speed dial, kiwis
why would you force someone else to raise an Ethan Ralph. you pro-life faggots need to understand it doesn't matter how many blacks are raised by whites, their sickle cell disease wont magically go away and their hair won't turn straight.
 
The conversation between Ralph and Metokur really did sound like the conversation between a drunk stupid kid and its father, holy shit, and the fact that Ralph quit the stream while Jarbo was shitting on him given their past history is a joke on a cosmic level.

I also love how he shits on Metokur for changing his name which is funny, given how much Ethan Ralph has sullied his name, he could use a good identity change by now.

Anything after they both left was gay and you are all gayer for having listened to it though. Literal fucking vultures trying to gain a piece of the e-fame.
 
All over a corn joke. Jesus christ what a fucking ride this has been.
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I haven't caught up with the entire thing yet, but hearing Ralph just flip between raging and sucking cock whilst Jim laid it all out was fucking amazing. Trying to threaten Jim with his name and he has to keep pronouncing it for you since you're such a fucking retard, and Matt just fucking him up hard at the end. I'm so fucking glad I stayed up to see this.
 
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