Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
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Amber can't afford to pay anyone to do anything. This isn't the glory days of the gaycare. Her views are in the shitter and if she didn't have a ""girlfriend"" who was paying half the rent, she literally could not afford that apartment.

Do we actually know what the Rent is?

I just have yet to see much video evidence another human lives there.
 
Do we actually know what the Rent is?

I just have yet to see much video evidence another human lives there.
We do! I can't remember the exact figure, but it's around $1500. Then you have necessities like utilities, phone, food, lego, etc. She couldn't make it alone on what she pulls in now.
 
Like someone else said, if you're very, very, very anemic, you'll probably crave ice. The problem is, Hammy isn't that anemic and there's nothing that says the ice has to be in a sugary drink. If anything, plain shaved ice is more satisfying.
She has a fancy countertop ice maker that makes the round Sonic ice that some ice chewers say is the best, so it isn't a matter of wanting ice, she just gotta have dat sweet drink.
 
I think for the quality and size of the apartment it is, plus it has amenities out the ass she never uses. Something like it in her precious Seattle would probably be well over 5k/month.

Easily. Though we have no real idea what Hamber makes right now, and the other thing people forget; you can lapse in rent right now and it's harder to boot the person out because of covid. Hamber would be the kind of renter to do this because they'll just lie about earnings, and apply for federal assistance.
 
I think that Amber would have as much difficulty to cut down her salt addiction than cutting her calories. On MSHPL, a few participants found the diet given by Dr. Nowzaradan extremely bland and unappetizing. This would also happen with Amber. She could not use her combination of onion salt, onion powder, pepper and Tapatio, or other salty sauces on her food. She would not last more than a couple of days on such diet.

You're feeling generous this morning, giving her a couple of days on Dr Now's diet. I think that diet would be even less than the what, 22 hours on the last WLD's diet? Big Al would be throwing the pages of that diet out through the window of the car as her driver was taking her away.

I find it amazing how fatlynn always manages to find someone willing to help her kill herself on such short notice. Jade works from home so she is watching fatlynn consume metric tons of death on a daily basis. Just watching and enabling.

Grim Reaper qualities must be a requirement to cohabitate with our gorl.

I think this is a fascinating and a subject not given over to a deep dive because Big Al is just such a mountain of bullshit and the enabler/conspirator "gf" is like base camp. There's more fun on the mountain. Her manipulation ability must be the roof on social media.

In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?

Ice chewing is supposed to be a sign of anemia. But she isn't anemic now that she had her lady bits yoinked. She was only anemic before because she's stupid and didn't go to a doctor for her irregular, heavy periods.

There's not much evidence Jade lives there. That's the thing. There's more evidence by Hamber she is paying Jade to play a role, and Jade is making cash on the side making delivering groceries to shut ins like Hamber.

For all we know she's just the fucking uber driver.

I think the "gf" spends the night there at the apartment at least, and likely a good portion of the days. Who knows what Hamber's acceptable ratio of home vs out whoring around is in order to cover her desperation to not be alone.

its good to see the lard ass revert to her true nature. but 5k calories for all that is a generous assumption. Plus i'm sure she ate even more off camera. Her actual binges probably clock in closer to 6-7k . The 5k is just her healthy maintenance calories

She definitely ate more. We all know it, despite her assurances this was ALL she ate that day. She's in an actual city now. It would be nice if she didn't have just the one tastebud and would eat some different food - it would be so much more interesting.
 
I think for the quality and size of the apartment it is, plus it has amenities out the ass she never uses. Something like it in her precious Seattle would probably be well over 5k/month.
I assume the complex has a fitness center. Does anyone know if it includes a pool?

For all of her tryhard posting about walking on the stairs or whatever the fuck, if she actually wanted to exercise, she could have been doing light water aerobics all this time. She really does like herself just the way she is. It's a unique attribute among our deathfats, I think.
 
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?

I'm sure the pets would all be happier with access to the outdoors in the form of a backyard with grass. Fat Amber could do laps around the yard as well without fear of grossing people out with her smell. It's win win!
 
Rich Lux, a bigger drama channel, made a video about our gorl.

Was just popping in to say he also left this comment on her latest video:
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Wasn't Amber squeeling over the fact he watched her a while back?
 
I've been following her channel numbers, and while she is getting less views per video, she's posting more often, Jade has it at 1 video every 2~ish days, averaging 40-60k.

Point is, she's still making bank, not as much from the gaycare days but still "good enough" to maintain her lifestyle. Amber easily doubles (triples) the views of Chantal
 
I've been following her channel numbers, and while she is getting less views per video, she's posting more often, Jade has it at 1 video every 2~ish days, averaging 40-60k.

Point is, she's still making bank, not as much from the gaycare days but still "good enough" to maintain her lifestyle. Amber easily doubles (triples) the views of Chantal
If you look at her socialblade statistics, her gross income is between 4.500$ and 300$.

The general consensus is that the real figure is an inbetween (2.5, 3k a month), but even if it really was 4.5k before taxes, after taxes (1k?), rent (1.5k), food (I honestly don't know how much it could cost in the US, 1k a month? 30$ a day seems reasonable for her), utilities and similar things (500$ with pet expenses), she is already left with nothing.
 
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