Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Does anyone wonder if the rise of the "HAES/Fat Acceptance Movement" correlates* with the decline of DietLynn's channel?

* Parallel with how boring she is without a supporting cast.
She should just embrace HAES at this point. It might be one way to spark up some interest in her channel again. Watching her waddle around at 500 pounds giving speeches about not being able to judge her health by her weight. Downing 8000 calories of Chik-fil-A, while talking about how she's "healed her relationship with food". Starting campaigns to get Torrid to go up to 10x. I, for one, would be here for Amberlynn's anorexia arc, wherein she'd tearfully recount her days of restriction and how she starved herself down to 368 pounds.
 
Looks like Cassidy's new GF broke up with her:

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Guess you'll have to find another self-hating girl to groom, sis.
 
At this point Amber seems to have the midas touch but in reverse. Everyone she touches' lives seem to turn to shit... or were they shit before Amber got to them... hmmm its schrodinger's lesbian...

Every adult who chooses to be a part of her life was a piece of shit before they were on camera. Some of them (like Rafe) want to act like they're better than her.

Speaking of Rafe, her wife released a book of poetry on Amazon
Link

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Looks like Amberlynn has some competition.
 
so she thinks her losing 80 + lbs actually feels like she's lost 300.
She said in 2019 she couldn't shower at all at her highest and bathed in bed and then starts crying lmao. And how becky was there and helped her so much.
Which I just/??? She was almost at her highest back in the spring???? And talked about how she could stand no problem??? And I thought Becky never helped or supported you???
 
my deepest darkest secret (NOT CLICKBAIT) | let's talk ep. 10

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Not a snowball's chance in hell I'm falling for this clickbait (no I'm not falling for the NOT CLICKBAIT in the title). I look forward to the recap and hopefully someone can tell us how many ads she crammed into this mess.
 
Words that will activate Amberlynn’s proposed shock collar:

Totally

Situation type deal

Molment

Is what it is

So kee-you (“cute” without the “t” sound)

Like

Literally

Super-anything

So good

Hot minute

Journey

...and any words that end in "ing" replaced by "een."



Add anything you like. Am I being overly irritable?
 
Words that will activate Amberlynn’s proposed shock collar:

Totally

Situation type deal

Molment

Is what it is

So kee-you (“cute” without the “t” sound)

Like

Literally

Super-anything

So good

Hot minute

Journey

...and any words that end in "ing" replaced by "een."



Add anything you like. Am I being overly irritable?
Perfectly normal amount of irritablility...

...if you will.
 
No wonder Becky was catatonic. She was hauling buckets of water like a peasant so Princess Pig could ""bathe"" in bed.

Just like we said.

Aside from being an irredeemable glutton, the reason she'll never lose weight is because being 500 pounds makes her feel like she lost 300. She can roll around in bed just like skinny people!

eta: I'm sure when she oinks her way back to 600, Jade will be hauling in washing tubs and wiping her ass like Becky did. Right? Right, Amber? Because no one's ever supported and loved you more than Jade?
 
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