"Hot Cheetos taco sandwich" - i.e., Big Al thinks she came up with the idea of putting chips on sandwiches. Naturally, she does it in the most retarded way possible.
Hey guise, welcome to yet another video where I'm eating on camera so I can get some clicks!
Stupid intro.
Claims it's February 1st, but wtf knows what the date is, really. Also claims to have not filmed yesterday (Jan 31st). Claims to have done her weighin anyway, but (as usual) went to edit and found GASP that she did not record it. How usual of you, Big Al. Claims her weight was 495. Shows a video of a scale readout that says 490.6. OK, so we're supposed to believe you lost 5 pounds overnight. I'll note that right away with all the rest of your lies your accomplishments. She's just so darn happy she's almost back in the 80s, y'all.
Claims she ate not just low cal but VERY low cal yesterday. Oh, FFS, it wasn't because of any diet (yeah, we know), but because she kinda has something "personal" going on. I've said this before and I'll say it again: if you're NOT going to talk about whatever it is, then STFU about it. I despise it when people do that. "Literally" was not hungry at all. Hey, another thing for the accomplishments board! Had one of her terrible, dry sandwiches and hot cheetos - a serving of hot cheetos, hahaha -and then didn't eat anything else all day until it got to be 10PM when the "gf" made a "pasta dish that she recently made up" - yeah, basic salmon "gf" is a world class chef who develops dishes - and Big Al allegedly had one serving of that. Big Al "lowkey" - another fucking word you need to stop using, you ignorant twat, since you have no fucking idea HOW to use it - wants to show us the recipe because it's shoooo good. Thanks, I'll pass on the probable equivalent to hotdogs cut up into Kraft mac & cheese, thanks.
Hahahaha. Claims that she "easily" had "less than a thousand calories yesterday". No, bitch. Ain't nobody here buying that bridge.
Stupid VO time where she's just so proud to do this "update moment". It's just an UPDATE, goddamn you. Claims to have lost 14 pounds in January, but as we all know, she sucks at math, doesn't see this as having to lose weight that she gained over the holidays, and this is not something she should be proud of. MathematicianLynn informs us that losing 14 pounds a month for the next 11 months would put her at 337 next January, which just proves that steady weight loss is a good thing, to which I say: aren't you the same person who shit all over the WLD because he wanted you to lose weight slowly? WTF do you know about steady weight loss, anyway? Whatever, we all know this is unattainable. You can't gain weight, then lose part of it, and claim this is progress, idiot.
Skipped the bathroom bullshit, except for this:
"Manual labor" is not hanging up a shower curtain and throwing a rug on the floor. It's normal household stuff.
That is not an "abstract design" on the "gf's" shower curtain, ArtHistoryLynn. It's clearly a woman's face, with nothing abstract about it.
It's stupid af to get shampoo and conditioner containers. Shampoo and conditioner already come in containers.
Your shower curtain does not have a "silhouette" on it.
JFC, if you want to be a fabulous influencer, you need to know something about something. Anything, in your case because you are just so fucking stupid.
February 2nd. Claims the morning was super busy. With what fucking things were you so super busy, precisely. You don't do anything. And you'll never believe it, guise: she was so busy that she didn't record her weight, which she says was 489.6, She wishes she would have, though! Instead of just grabbing her camera and stepping on the scale again, though, she decides that her word is good enough, since she's a paragon of virtue and would never lie.
Confesses she had a "little slipup" today and it is what it is, just totally out of her control. Claims lot of people are like, why aren't you more authentic. "Whaat? Whatchu mean?" Stop talking in AAVE, bitch, you are a lot of things, but a sassy black woman you are not. laims she's being authentic, showing her weighins, blah blah.
Reiterates that they were so busy this morning,and had to leave quickly, because her "gf" wasn't feeling well - SAY HER FUCKING NAME YOU CUNT - and the "gf" had an appointment for a rapid covid test, which was negative, and she has just a "vintage cold" as if using that term makes Big Al just so quirky, being up on all the hipster naming bullshit. Big EmpathAl is depressed because the "gf" is sick. Yeah, we know that means you have to do shit yourself instead of making your maid caretaker slave "gf" do it. We've seen that for ten years now; it's about as new as your cycle. Lulz. Because the "gf" was sick, Big Al's main focus wasn't to film that whole minute it takes to do the weighin. Blathers about having her clothes on when doing that weighin, because that eight ounces is really a drag, man. It is what it is. Another phrase you should drop, you unconscionable, uneducated swine. "I am actively losing weight." Which YT fucker is she watching who is now saying "it is what it is" and "actively" when referencing any goddamned thing?
"I'm probably gonna gain again tomorrow, so..hunh." Gotta love those aspirations of yours, Big Al.
Shows up her stupid concoction of a piece of bread, chicken, cheese, and cheetos, with the bread pinched to look like a taco. As I was watching the earlier part of the video, I was wonder why the fuck she's calling it a taco (quirky!) and why the fuck she isn't just eating the stupid shitty sandwich like a normal human being, and then it hit me: she couldn't stuff all the cheetos she wanted on the sandwich and hold it together, so she made two sandwiches, each with one slice of bread but full servings of everything else, including the cheetos. Calls it a "sandwich taco" when a better name would be "salt lick city". She "just decided to try" this. bitch, you've eaten the same fucking sandwich for days in a row. It is no different from those except you're eating two of them today. Same ingredients.JFC how stupid are you?
Out off nowhere, has to tell us she tried crawfish and didn't like them. Don't care, but you should like them. If you don't like sucking the heads, just eat the tail. It's spicy and looks like a giant shrimp. What is it you don't like about that, you pig?
Stupid daddy story.
Unhinges her jaw to take a bite. Makes sure she's looking at the camera as she's doing it. We know, FeedeeLynn, we know. Also makes that smug face as if she's discovered something entirely novel instead of a fucking sandwich she eats every day. You're not reinventing the wheel. Overeat your fucking sandwich ingredients. Finishes the first one in what looks to be four bites. Claims it's only 300 calories or something for bolth. Sure, Jan.
February 3rd. Is going to grace the peasants with the weighin for that day, so here it is: 492.4.
So you lose 5 pounds one day, then yesterday you allegedly weigh 489.something, which means you've gained three pounds in one day.
But! No explanation given for this weight gain, just does her stupid tag, the stupid outro, and this stupid video is done.
TL;DW: she's now losing and gaining the same five pounds, lying about total weight loss, rolling her sandwich bread up at the sides and calling it a "taco", as if she's rediscovered the wheel, redecorating the bathrooms they do not share, and in general being the same boring cunt as usual.
The end.
Right now, the video has just over 25K views. This one doesn't look like it's going to get to the same level as the 5K calories video.
