Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
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Given that it's Ralph, "browning out" might mean something gastric.
I doubly take back my earlier statement about the horse running away with his ‘dirt’ being the funniest way this could go. Firstly, because finding out he literally only had Gator’s dox wrapped in everything else was ultra kino. And secondly, it could get even better if when Ralph ended his stream last night he just slumped over in his chair and crashed, waking up with shit stained drawers to add insult to fucking suicide by cop last night.
 
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Ralph was wasted last night and instead of taking responsibility and realizing his drinking is the issue that lead him into the mistakes of the night prior he brags that his best shows were when he was drunk. That's not something to brag about you retard.


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How many times did he get caught lying about Jim sending people to his house? How many times did he say that he hoped Jim would die and then denied it?
"I didn't dox him... Ok so I played the video on my stream but that video doxxed him not me... Ok maybe I doxxed him but you all already knew the dox... Ok I just doxxed him it's not a big deal..."
 
Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.
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So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!
His paypiggies will continue to bleed off slowly, and he'll continue drinking, snorting coke, and popping pills, until his heart gives out again (and probably on-stream at that). That's where he's headed. I give him 18 months before his next heart attack.
 
Just had the chance to see the stream between Jim and Ralph on Jarbo's show. What the fuck happened? How did we go from Jim roasting Jarbo for being a bitch on Ralph's show a few years ago to Jim going at it with Ralph on Matt's show? Crazy fucking timeline.
While I still don't like Matt, he proved last night that he possesses something Ralph seems he never had: the ability to introspect without doubling down on an unwarranted ego. Several times in that stream, Matt made a few jokes that ridiculed Ralph while also making fun himself for his failures and that's a kind of quality that is somewhat endearing. He's still a wagon chaser and a slimy fuck, but he gets some props for such a good showing.

All Ralph had to do to keep his audience is learn to take a fucking joke. That's literally it, but this pig headed idiot can't take the ego damage.
 
This is far from over. He's going to keep going for hours.
Can we get a sober-minded person top make a ruling on this: Can we officially classify this as a Pillstream yet, or do we have to wait another hour?

Hardcore junkie-turned-straight edge here (thank God I managed to come clean and I really wish Ralph did too but that's way too fuckin optimistic at this point). Armchair diagnosing is gay and so is PL, but what I can say is:

* 100% a pillstream. Not sure about the coke tho. Some of the cozy.tv streams have had major hints of coke use but I don't think this is the case here.

When he turns the camera off he might just be taking a pill or a swig of maker's, and remember, both benzos and opioids can make you agitated. Opioids mellow you out to this state of blissful euphoria but when someone interrupts your blissful euphoria, you can get confrontational as they blew your high. Benzos lower your inhibition much like alcohol but without the effect of 'drunkenness' so you feel pretty much... sober, just better. Even if your actual functioning (physical and mental) is giga-impaired. This can lead and often does, to violent and irresponsible behavior. Also they tend to give you the munchies (much like stereotypical stoner stories, many benzo-wrecks have a story in which they made themselves some sandwiches and took them to bed to eat and then they dozed off with a half eaten sandwich in their mouth and waking up covered in food - on benzos your brain is on the verge of switching off but your consciousness doesnt register it so you're prone to random naps and dozing off in the middle of physical activities, and they also annihilate your memory. What i wanna say is that his recklessness, his problems of forming coherent thoughts and sentences and arguments and getting events mixed up might be that. Also his spending habits - I remember buying games on Steam that I only realized that I bought after it was too late to refund them coz I simply forgot I did it lol. Plus, this nigga FAT LOL and seems to just be getting fatter. Coke much like other stimulants inhibits your hunger, not as much as amphetamines but still, so... Also, benzos give you a slur that's bit different from a drunk slur, drug naive ppl might confuse it with just being drunk but it is different. I'm a bit of a newfag to Gunt - only lurking since the Thumb Tape - but when I got linked to an archive of the Pillstream I immediately knew this nigga MUNCHING on Xannieberries before I even knew that it's been nicknamed a Pillstream.)

Ever seen the Shmorky "this is fine" dog in a burning building? That's your brain on that shit, and also a good image of the state of Ralph rn.

If he's gonna die before 2023 (God forbid, but, it IS a plausible outcome...) it's gonna be an OD or a drug related accident (such as Ralph dozing off while driving and totaling his car again, this time fatally), double that for mixing depressants, triple that if he's also mixing with stimulants (the speedball effect), if you absolutely must be a druggie degenerate like that, never mix for whatever-you-value-in-life's sake.

Also plz don't bite for replying to a post from 100 pages ago, this thread moves faster than the DSP main thread, hell it moves faster than /b/ in the 2000s. I can't feasibly catch up on this shit quick enough and wanted to throw in some information that might help someone.

Sheesh 2022 is fuckin' wild. I think celebrating internet drama with food or drink is a bit cringe, but I already like me some corn cobs for a healthy veggie snack from time to time, so as soon as stores open on Monday I might get me some. Hail the harvest!

ETA: I know that in the land of the free meth is usually smoked but it can be snorted, in some parts of Eurocuckland amphetamine comes in powder form on the streets more commonly instead of Adderall, and meth also is snorted (however these days most of the time its spiced with designer drugs or just designer drugs sold as meth in general), just something to consider even if it's more likely that the meth-head allegations refer to smoking it.
 
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This thread is going so fast, so I apologize if this has been already done, but here are my contributions to this harvest:

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The craziest thing to me is that he has gone insane and chimped out and written faggy sob stories about all of these people whom he PERCEIVES as slighting him. They're faggots and cowards and traitors and scumbags etc. etc.

But when it comes to people who LITERALLY beat him up and robbed him? "they were of a certain persuasion" is the most negative thing he had ever uttered about them. Like for once in your life you have a perfectly valid excuse to call people faggot pussy pieces of shit for jumping you 4-1 (or at least that's how your story goes) but instead you'd rather seethe impotently at a guy who liked a tweet of someone who was mean to you.

I think he knows he's completely out of his element in the real world and can't handle it, so only knows how to focus his rage at people on his computer screen.
 
Okay, had a short moment to recollect some of my personal thoughts.

The first curious point that comes to my mind is Ralph claiming Gator, a guy he thought was named Brian, as his best friend. Ralph is claiming someone he didn't know, only met once in real life his best friend. How pathetic is that? Does he not know a single person in real life who considers him a friend? This is starkly juxtaposed with Rand claiming himself to be Ralph's best friend. Complete honestly here, this point alone makes Matt, Flamenco, and Gator sound better and more stable than they actually are. Gator merely referred to Ralph as a friend of nearly 10 years, insinuating that he has better endeavours in real life.

Following that, we have some of the dumbest and most idiotic projections coming from Corey Ray Barnhill, the paedophile that forced a traumatised girl to watch CP with him. He claims KF wants to assign ourselves, apparently, to Gator's dox. Apparently that's a huge deal. He claims the dox came from cow when it was actually first posted on here (Christopher Brian Holloman), but realistically it came from Ralph himself. He then goes on a virtue signalling morality crusade about Gator and Flamenco holding Discord court trials, backed up with zero evidence. He virtue signals about the wrongdoings of Ethan and how he treats other people, just to immediately take a cheap shot at Rand's angel Baby. He proceeds to go on a self-loathing rant about PPP regarding contrarianism, another talking point he stole from users here. Who gives a damn? This is pottery. He was in a livestream with Ralph on stream.me laughing and mocking some weirdo's wife who passed away in a car accident. He did a boring paypig doxing spree stream on stream.me while claiming he disassociated with Ralph because he's a bad person that dox his own supporters.

Jump off the Empire State Building, pedo.
 
Every single time Metokur laughed at Ralph or made a crack at Ralph he rapidly escalated and postured as much as possible. He's a weak bitch.
That's because Ralph is a nigger. This is what niggers and Mexicans do; everything is a diss or a threat to their machismo from which they cannot back down.
 
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Last night/this morning, Ralph seemed like he was going to break down and start crying, while talking to Jim. To me, he seemed like he wanted Jim to coddle and say sweet things to him. Sorry, gunt; it doesn't go that way.
Only a narcissistic and entitled asshole would ever be surprised that people don't want to help him when he has wished death on his ill friends and rape their sister.
One thing I do not understand about the guys interviewing Ralph is why back off from the kid custody thing?
It is very relevant and the argument "Can't mention names" is bullshit - sure he can't mention names but this doesn't mean he can't talk about the kid or his "custody battle". He just can't mention her name.

There is no custody battle. It is as fictitious as his police filing for his mugging in Lisbon which never happened.

He hasn't filed dick with any court to get his name on the certificate nor filed against the mother to demand rights as a father. This is his default "Some people will have sympathy for me and give me money", and even in the interview with Jim you could literally hear him wanting for the "Awww, you see, Ralph is a good guy" after saying how he loves his kid and wants to be part of his life.

He is doing his best to not be part of the future life of the kid in the oven by drinking himself to death, flying to other countries leaving the mother alone - but we are supposed to believe his love for his kid on the other side of the country (the one where he says horrible shit about the mother), is somehow true?

Every cent anyone has given to him to help his "custody" battle has gone straight to Johnny Walker and pill dealer down the road. Does a guy who is saving his dollars to fight for his legal rights as a father fly to Lisbon on a whim? Blow money on cigars and drinks? Gamble in Las Vegas?

It's time for the interviewers to call him out on his real horseshit and not put it off the table as "can't talk about it" because just as surely there are poor people who pop kids out to get money, poor little Ralph was sucking up donations to fight a custody battle that didn't exist, and just like the poor white trash who pop the kids out spent the money they did get on their addictions and not the kids.

Ralph is actually much lower than we or the interviewers give him credit for. And what few followers Ralph have left ought to start asking how come he has money for flights, gambling, alcohol and pills and not a single receipt to a lawyer for his "custody battle" which is merely part of the fantasy in his head that he knows will play out well for his remaining audience.
Don't know if it's that fact that people prefer to mock and have fun instead of being MATI and serious or that Ralph hides it well but yeah, Ralph is a much bigger scumfucker that people realise. Doxing, revenge porn with a borderline minor, leaving his pregnant GF to own someone only to return home beaten and humiliated, being abusive with his former spouses and GF's, wishing death on the one man he swore he would take a bullet for, the list goes on. Honestly I feel that Jim only scratched the surface of the things Ralph needs to be taken to task for but I'd say there are some that are better than even Jim at taking Ralph down on other topics, particularly the custody case.

That is why I hope that Ralph stays the fuck away from his children and I pray that those kids grow up to be decent people despite the gunts legacy. Faith is lucky her family at least sticks by her despite how dumb those people are but Pantsu is the one I'd be concerned for the most.
 
Ralph is starting to experience some serious neuro-shit from whatever painkillers he's currently abusing, not only was he mushmouthed and hard to understand for alot of that spat they had but he comes off as bipolar as he keeps trying to work back to a friendly tone with Jim and then snapping back to FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCK YOU NIGGER ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING KILL YOUR GREESEY KOREAN WIFE at the slightest of provocations.
I had a buddy reaaally lose himself to substance abuse and this is the type of way he was acting before he crashed his car and died.
 
I doubly take back my earlier statement about the horse running away with his ‘dirt’ being the funniest way this could go. Firstly, because finding out he literally only had Gator’s dox wrapped in everything else was ultra kino. And secondly, it could get even better if when Ralph ended his stream last night he just slumped over in his chair and crashed, waking up with shit stained drawers to add insult to fucking suicide by cop last night.
Correction: Ralph goes commando

Throw another pair of cargo shorts on the burn pile folks

Ralph is starting to experience some serious neuro-shit from whatever painkillers he's currently abusing, not only was he mushmouthed and hard to understand for alot of that spat they had but he comes off as bipolar as he keeps trying to work back to a friendly tone with Jim and then snapping back to FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCK YOU NIGGER ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING KILL YOUR GREESEY KOREAN WIFE at the slightest of provocations.
I had a buddy reaaally lose himself to substance abuse and this is the type of way he was acting before he crashed his car and died.

Nothing out of the ordinary. If that's brain damage from painkillers it happened long ago
 
The first curious point that comes to my mind is Ralph claiming Gator, a guy he thought was named Brian, as his best friend. Ralph is claiming someone he didn't know, only met once in real life his best friend. How pathetic is that?
This is just confirming something we already knew, which is that Ralph has no IRL friends. Minus the internet and trips to Vegas, he's a shut in.
 
The craziest thing to me is that he has gone insane and chimped out and written faggy sob stories about all of these people whom he PERCEIVES as slighting him. They're faggots and cowards and traitors and scumbags etc. etc.

But when it comes to people who LITERALLY beat him up and robbed him? "they were of a certain persuasion" is the most negative thing he had ever uttered about them. Like for once in your life you have a perfectly valid excuse to call people faggot pussy pieces of shit for jumping you 4-1 (or at least that's how your story goes) but instead you'd rather seethe impotently at a guy who liked a tweet of someone who was mean to you.

I think he knows he's completely out of his element in the real world and can't handle it, so only knows how to focus his rage at people on his computer screen.
This most likely means it wasn't immigrants who beat him up. Otherwise a bigger deal would have been made. Ralph would have made a bigger deal, and given the way he doubles down, he would also have had a villain to ride for the right wing grift. The fact he has not made a bigger deal about it means he most likely had his shit pushed in by Lisbon locals for being a fat mouthy cunt.
 
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