Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Butwhythough]

When Ralph kicks the bucket, he will stay on this earth as a spiteful ghost. In order to summon him, you have to put Maker's Mark in a circle and shake pill bottles. When you're ready for his spirit to leave give him a trash burger as an offering. At all costs don't bring corn or else he will anger and drunkenly slur "do I look 5'1 bitch." Beware if you summon him, you will be haunted by nightmares of his gunt jiggling. A fate worse than death.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

What was intressting tough is that Ralph almost caught Jim in a lie.

R:"Why did you go on Gators and Flamencos shows"
J: Cause i like anime and video games Ralph!

Like no Jim it was obvious that you did that cause you wanted fuck with Ralph. You wanted him to throw a tantrum so you could do your usual stick. Brilliant tactical move kind of scummy to lie about it.
Theres a million anime shows that are better then Gators that would have you on in an instant same with Flamenco.

Then why would he go on with these random no name fucks and not Big Dick Rikieta

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Given that it's Ralph, "browning out" might mean something gastric.

 

[WutangLee]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>People shit on my lawn.
>People shit on my fucking house.
>People shit on my door. People shit on my porch

Mekotour: Actual shit

>no corn cobs.
>But what if it WAS shit?

Ralph stuck his finger up Faiths asshole and smelled it. I'm pretty sure he's using sort of meta-irony to hide his scat fetish

 

[Miragestallio]

Getting a reality check from his internet daddy humbled him more than literally having his teeth kicked in. Ouch.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

That was definitely some unexpected entertainment for this weekend, holy shit.

As funny as Ralph slowly sinking into an existential crisis at the hands of his internet daddy was, I think my favorite moment of this was while watching Flam's stream when we were a good hour into the negotiations meaning mostly it was tuba and gunt noise ASMR, so I was watching the chat windows. Then in Flam's chat, if my memory serves, Matt said something about sending a TTS, but I didn't think anything of it as everyone was dunking and Ralph was skipping chats.

Sometime later, when Ralph was doing chats, Ralph said "You know what, I'd prolly do it on Matt...['s stream]" responding to a TTS Ralph clearly thought was fake from "Jarbo" suggesting what we ultimately witnessed.

Just a perfect moment of comedic timing when a clearly oblivious Ralph wrote a check with his mouth that his ass had no hopes of cashing, all because Ralph wanted to respond to what he thought was a random aylawg impersonating Matt to make fun of Ralph. That fucking killed me harder than anything else that happened.


The other interesting thing that stuck out to me was how Ralph answered Jim's question about the 33k for Gator and Zidan. The "I don't think so"s and repeated mention of contracts in writing followed by possibly the swiftest change of subject I've ever seen someone with a .4 BAC make...it kinda made my skin crawl because he couldn't have made it any more obvious he knew he was lying through his teeth about that.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Ralph doesn't give a fuck. He's tough and hardened and no one can endure what he does with the help of massive substance abuse.

Just look at how much he doesn't give a fuck, you guys. Stunning.

 

[Mike Roth]

What is the -tape he uploaded- being Ralphs worst moment that Jim in referencing here at 1:11:00?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXeAEJeMB0

 

[mhzesent]

I really find it hilarious that, despite the whole meltdown being mostly about Gym, he still wanted Flamenco to be muted. Imagine pussying out before Flamenco. I'd sooner be scared when confronted with Gator than with Flamenco.
Personally I'm not a simp but I do like his streams, but he was just the worst co-host of the KS, and generally he's just a harmless little autist. It's really hilarious, he's gained what, like 2-3K subs in the last week alone, and 1.5K over just the last 3 days? And even the people that got attracted since he hopped on the Vtuber bandwagon seem to be entertained by the Ralph and other e-sperg coverage. The anime bunny callout was just the cherry on top.
But clearly as we all know fat jokes and shart jokes are just too triggering to piggy here. Really don't call him a woman or his behavior womanly coz at this point it qualifies as highly disrespectful to women, call him a tranny instead, it's funnier and makes more sense.

 

[The Qbe]

Brought these to celebrate last night's implosion

 

[The Big Dream]

Ralph doesn't give a fuck. He's tough and hardened and no one can endure what he does with the help of massive substance abuse.

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Just look at how much he doesn't give a fuck, you guys. Stunning.

"The scrutiny I've had," sheesh Ralph really missed his calling as a PR agent. He certainly has a knack for positioning his life as if it isn't one big meltdown depression-fest.

 

[Mop_Bucket]

What is the -tape he uploaded- being Ralphs worst moment that Jim in referencing here at 1:11:00?

The sex tape with Faith.

 

[Popper Whiting]

What is the -tape he uploaded- being Ralphs worst moment that Jim in referencing here at 1:11:00?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXeAEJeMB0

About a week after him flexing about a certain teenager cooking him a very awful looking chicken salad sandwich, he filmed him self jamming his thumb in her pooper and sucking on it. To upset that teenager's ex-bf he uploaded online for everyone to see. It is on the forum. It is the reason this emoticon exists

 

[MySonDavid]

What is the -tape he uploaded- being Ralphs worst moment that Jim in referencing here at 1:11:00?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXeAEJeMB0

Seriously? Damn dude you got some lore to catch up on. The tape was a sex tape of him having sex with Faith.

 

[Fools Idol]

I kind of feel sorry for Ralph at this point, well I would if he didn't deserved it. The ship is sinking, the water is rising and the rats have jumped.

That Mat Jarbo stream was hard to watch, Ralph is clearly upset (and hammered) about Jim's "betrayal" but his pride/blood alcohol level won't let him just accept it for what it is.

Every insult hollered out of Ralph's mouth hurts him far more than Jim. But he can't stop, his ego is all he has at this point. He just wants a friend but his view of friendship is so skewered that the only thing he understands is absolute devotion and loyalty or you're his mortal enemy.

Is it the drugs? Age? Being terminally online? The head injury? Was he always like this? Or the alogs? Who knows and frankly I don't think it matters at this point.

Stay clean kids and remember to be humble. Ralph has chosen to broadcast this to the Internet but make no mistake, there're millions of guys out there who are going to down the spiral as Ralph.

 

[Matt Damon]

Ralph doesn't give a fuck. He's tough and hardened and no one can endure what he does with the help of massive substance abuse.

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That "you couldn't stand even one day with the scrutiny I've had for 4 years" line puts off some serious Wings of Redemption pitystream vibes.

 

[fuck whales]

Our boys gone full retard, lads!

 

[Lincoln A-log]

My god its going to keep going

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

My god its going to keep going

You know he's gonna compare himself to joker from the HIT MOVIE JOKER (2019) or some underdog shit.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Did he just forget what channel he's on for a second?

I'm honestly surprised that he even remembered to show up in the first place, lol.

Also, I just noticed the corn confetti on the site and I am absolutely giddy about it.