Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Ralph posted... whatever this is.

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1490086249817853953

Imagine driving next to him and watching that display, you'd think it was a spastic retard and you wouldn't be entirely wrong.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I hope the little piggy follows through so that they can get him for violating his parole

 

[The Hard R]

There's so much corn from this year's miraculously early harvest that we can replace the entire US Midwest's corn production and Kiwi Farms can start its own nation.

We should consider this a miracle given the rising price of liquid nitrogen and other soil amendments crucial to industrial farming.

Is it just me or was Ralph zooted out of his mind the entire stream?

There was times before the Jim shit on his stream that he sounded like he wasn't drunk, but under the influence of opiates or benzodiazepines. The differences are not apparent to the uninitiated, but anyone who has spent an appreciable amount of time around drug users can sense the difference between drunk slurs and benzo/opioid slurs. Opiates do weird shit to the voice, they will cause users voices to drop an octave or partial octave, and they kind of trail off mid sentence the way Ralph does. But by the end he was definitely hammered. Don't think he was on uppers of any sort.

 

[Grog]

What's that thing that Ralph can't say because it would be against the law? I heard that a few times on the Boulder Stream and I don't know what were they talking about.

 

[Sam Losco]

I hope the little piggy follows through so that they can get him for violating his parole

He's not on parole. Or probation.
He's got a 1 year suspended sentence. He doesn't have to report in or be checked in on. As long as he's not arrested and convicted of something else, he'll be fine.

 

[Manticucc]

If you look closely, you can see that Ralph is missing a few teeth.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Matt was actually a good host, he barely intervened and just let the rage pig hogingly holler in a pill and booze induced frenzy.

That Cyberpunk 2077 and Unaboulder joke as autistic as it was, made me laugh a little. Redemption arcs are gay anime rubbish, I'm just gonna state that Matt did a good job. It all went in a downward spiral after that bloated paedophile joined, followed by another paedophile.

Good on him making money on it. Probably made bank. Re-listenning to it now, and man Ralph is such a retard lol. Talks over jim over and over, but when jim talks ralph says jim won't let him talk lol. We still have 11 months of ralph burning down. Imagine the sleepless nights with a newborn compounded with pills and alcohol.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Rewatching the stream, it's insane how much Jim pulls his punches. He doesn't at all go after Ralph's family. He made funnies about his purse, how he burned bridges. He didn't go after him about Xander, Faith or the sex tape. Honestly, I think he was too nice to the Rage Pig. He should've gone for the jugular about Faith and Pantsu. How he goes off to Vegas for days on end, leaving his pregnant Missus all alone.

Nonetheless, it's still funny as fuck that Jarbo struck the final blow.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

He's not on parole. Or probation.
He's got a 1 year suspended sentence. He doesn't have to report in or be checked in on. As long as he's not arrested and convicted of something else, he'll be fine.

Fuck didn't realize it

 

[deodorant]

As long as he's not arrested and convicted of something else, he'll be fine.

I'm gonna go ahead and say there's no way he doesn't completely melt down further and get himself arrested over the next month, so he definently will not be fine.

 

[TimeTravel_0]

 

[IamnottheNSA]

What's that thing that Ralph can't say because it would be against the law? I heard that a few times on the Bouldet Stream and I don't know what were they talking about.

"Adrienne Blair"?

 

[verissimus]

What's that thing that Ralph can't say because it would be against the law? I heard that a few times on the Bouldet Stream and I don't know what were they talking about.

I think it's something to do with his case with the Vickers.

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

i'm personally torn between borderline and bipolar for him, the splitting is strong with this guy

even though all we're doing is playing armchair psychologist, the two are not mutually exclusive. two things: 1. bipolar disorder is not rapid mood swings, but rather depression punctuated by weeks or months of erratic, manic behavior, and 2. comorbidity is more likely than not.

 

[Matt Damon]

Honestly, I think he was too nice to the Rage Pig. He should've gone for the jugular about Faith and Pantsu.

I think the fact that he was clearly showing mercy makes Ralph look all the more pathetic and helpless, personally.

It's much more embarrassing to pin the other guy down while he shrieks and cries than just beat him to a pulp.

 

[DelusionTree]

Rewatching the stream, it's insane how much Jim pulls his punches. He doesn't at all go after Ralph's family. Make funnies about his purse, how he burned bridges. He didn't go after him about Xander, Faith or the sex tape. Honestly, I think he was too nice to the Rage Pig. He should've gone for the jugular about Faith and Pantsu. How he goes off to Vegas for days on end, leaving his pregnant Missus all alone.

But we wouldn't have heard about what really gets under the gunt, he was actually beaten up for talking shit in Portugal and the corn cobs are coming home to roost.
In my opinion Jim being nice got Ralph to punch himself many times and that looks worse than just Jim torching him live, harder to fucking spin it afterward too.

 

[DaBigBopper]

@Null if you knew what would become of Ethan Ralph after you made the corn joke, would you do it all over again? Lmao

What was the corn joke? I generally skip the Ralph parts of MATI.

 

[Lincoln A-log]

Playing it soft was the best play. It makes Ralph look so much worse

 

[Cherenkovblue]

You're doing God's work, son. Well done.

 

[WutangLee]

Rewatching the stream, it's insane how much Jim pulls his punches. He doesn't at all go after Ralph's family. He made funnies about his purse, how he burned bridges. He didn't go after him about Xander, Faith or the sex tape. Honestly, I think he was too nice to the Rage Pig. He should've gone for the jugular about Faith and Pantsu. How he goes off to Vegas for days on end, leaving his pregnant Missus all alone.

Nonetheless, it's still funny as fuck that Jarbo struck the final blow.

Ralph would've ran off screaming and oinking that it was a setup. He's a coward. Ran from Jarbo, blocks everyone, thin skinned beyond measure.