Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[fuck whales]

whats weird is that he blew up on Rekieta over very mild reaction to the shart (and nick even defended the need to fart on a 24h livestream), yet no reaction for the "holy shit i'm thankful i broke my leg so that this didnt happen to me" tweet or any other joke tweet. i realize it's a joke and dick makes dumb jokes but he's really fucking bad at sarcasm imho and ralph blew up on people for way less
also this is not the first time dick ghosted ralph on a trip/venue ralph wanted to attend with him, he could get mad over that too, maybe dick is the real internet daddy? Hmmm...

nah probably overthinking it, dont apply logic to animals

Dick has laughed at Ralph a lot over the years and he's done nothing about it, strangely.

 

[stupid frog]

THEY LEFT CORN COBS ON MAH YARD

 

[Suiza]

It was before Josh started covering Ralph. It started right before Ralph got with faith. IBS was waning and to get more content Josh said it might be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. I'm paraphrasing of course. Ralph took it seriously and has been in a downward spiral since

I always thought it was a reference to the South Park episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1dwtwmcUTg

 

[AltisticRight]

Is the name "Vince" anywhere in the dox? Because I'd like to put that B.S. to bed in a certain thread OP if possible.

Yeah, it's Shannon Janny Vincent Gator, totally. Captain Specks in with the Killshot.

(Christopher Brian Holloman, Specktree is wrong, I'm so surprised.)

 

[Far Queue]

Prediction time: I think he'll have on someone Ethan doesn't like and that will be the first crack in the foundation. Maybe Vito will be on and mention the meltdown.

It's Ralph so he's probably already seething over Dick's tweet about faking his broken foot to get out of the trip.

Maybe you're tempted to think that there's no way Ethan could get that upset over something so small, but remember that he blew up at Jim for doing a Blue's Clues bit about who beat him and stole his purse and prior to that declared a jihad on Rekieta because he did a 15 second reaction to Ralph sharting. How such thin skin can contain such a massive gunt is truly one of life's greatest mysteries.

 

[Hot Dog]

This honestly feels like playground bullshit with all the threats in the stream Ralph threw around. Everyone is fair game and threatening people laughing over your actions and running your mouth will actively get you fucked with. If people get a reaction they like they'll push that button to fuck with the target because it's funny.

Ralph crying and threatening to go after people trashed out of his mind and getting lectures as a 37 year old man on growing thicker skin due to people laughing at him for shit he posts is pathetic. Getting into fist fights as a grown ass man and posting your beat to shit face for sympathy after letting slip that you were running your mouth is hilarious.

 

[Mikoyan]

THEY LEFT CORN COBS ON MAH YARD

I think the best part of the literal corn harvest is Jim honestly asked what they put in the yard, and I think he was trying to be 'sympathetic' to Ralph a little bit.

But then he said it was corn and Jim just fucking -lost- it. I don't blame him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

It was before Josh started covering Ralph. It started right before Ralph got with faith. IBS was waning and to get more content Josh said it might be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. I'm paraphrasing of course. Ralph took it seriously and has been in a downward spiral since

What was the corn joke? I generally skip the Ralph parts of MATI.

Also keep in mind that even though people on here say "lol this all started with a corn joke" it wasn't really the corn joke that set him off. What pissed off Ethan was Josh sharing their DMs talking about the corn joke. The DMs themself were just playful banter, but because Ethan is a classic wigger he saw this is a slight and on principle he had to get pissed at Josh because this was seen as a breach of trust.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I just got to the part where PPP joins. When he said that we might see a livestream suicide (of Ralph) and said that it was like poetry that Boulder King delivered the final blow...boys and girls, I haven't laughed so hard in a long fucking time. Like, since COVID began.*

*very real chance I'm being super hyperbolic butHOLY SHIT RALPH GOT ABSOLUTELY GUNTED

 

[Retink]

THEY LEFT CORN COBS ON MAH YARD

THEY WERE SO HARD TO EAT WITHOUT BUTTER!

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Oh, so like 2018-ish? I thought it was a joke about how Ralph was a fat pig who eats stripped corn cobs or something. I never really liked Ralph back then, I just find it hilarious that IBS basically ripped itself apart over so much gay bullshit.

It was IBS; gay bullshit ruination was the only way it could have ended.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I kind of feel sorry for Ralph at this point, well I would if he didn't deserved it. The ship is sinking, the water is rising and the rats have jumped.

That Mat Jarbo stream was hard to watch, Ralph is clearly upset (and hammered) about Jim's "betrayal" but his pride/blood alcohol level won't let him just accept it for what it is.

Every insult hollered out of Ralph's mouth hurts him far more than Jim. But he can't stop, his ego is all he has at this point. He just wants a friend but his view of friendship is so skewered that the only thing he understands is absolute devotion and loyalty or you're his mortal enemy.

Is it the drugs? Age? Being terminally online? The head injury? Was he always like this? Or the alogs? Who knows and frankly I don't think it matters at this point.

Stay clean kids and remember to be humble. Ralph has chosen to broadcast this to the Internet but make no mistake, there're millions of guys out there who are going to down the spiral as Ralph.

The drug abuse is certainly a major contributing factor to his behavior & his perception of others, it's stunted him mentally.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Haven't read through all the thread yet, too much kino. Do you think Ralph took a swig of alcohol before the call that just didn't agree with the medication he is on (plus the injury, tiredness, flight causing clotting in his brain, etc) or is that just what a mental breakdown looks like? Pretty wizard either way, 10/10. Need to read through highlights to see if Ralph is still alive.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Haven't read through all the thread yet, too much kino. Do you think Ralph took a swig of alcohol before the call that just didn't agree with the medication he is on (plus the injury, tiredness, flight causing clotting in his brain, etc) or is that just what a mental breakdown looks like? Pretty wizard either way, 10/10. Need to read through highlights to see if Ralph is still alive.

Has Ralph ever been able to take his turn in the barrel without sperging out like a lunatic? It sounds like he was humiliated, knew people had every reason to dunk on him, and pretty much went go for broke "vicious!" like he always does, except because his best fwen forever Jim was the one doing it it was just too much and he was on the verge of genuine crying.

 

[Retink]

Oh, so like 2018-ish? I thought it was a joke about how Ralph was a fat pig who eats stripped corn cobs or something. I never really liked Ralph back then, I just find it hilarious that IBS basically ripped itself apart over so much gay bullshit.

If I remember correctly it was because of New Project 2 failing which Josh was able to monetize on. The reason Josh brought Ralph into it was supposedly it was Ralph's fault someone went hard on NP2 and before that Ralph was one of the reason Stream Me was targeted.

 

[Mikoyan]

Oh, so like 2018-ish? I thought it was a joke about how Ralph was a fat pig who eats stripped corn cobs or something. I never really liked Ralph back then, I just find it hilarious that IBS basically ripped itself apart over so much gay bullshit.

No, seriously, I heard the clip recently and I was like "what? that's fucking it? THIS is what made him go to fucking war?"

 

[Tommy's Mom]

THEY LEFT CORN COBS ON MAH YARD

I think the best part of the literal corn harvest is Jim honestly asked what they put in the yard, and I think he was trying to be 'sympathetic' to Ralph a little bit.

But then he said it was corn and Jim just fucking -lost- it. I don't blame him.

THEY WERE SO HARD TO EAT WITHOUT BUTTER!

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

 

[Wyzzerd]

How such thin skin can contain such a massive gunt is truly one of life's greatest mysteries.

Oh it's not that complex. It's the gunt that creates the thin skin. His skin is being pulled and worn thin trying to carry his flesh boulder around. That's why it's so bumpy, scraggly, tumourous. and grotesque. It's all the skin being dragged to one spot.

 

[Butwhythough]

I always thought it was a reference to the South Park episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1dwtwmcUTg

It was but Ralph got super assmad about it and complained to Dax, and they aired it out on The Dick Show.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

cringe