Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Agreed. Suicide typically requires capacity for regret and introspection and self-awareness.

Ralph has none of those things.

I can see the gunt overdosing or doing something retarded while drunk.

 

[Dyn]

Take his ball out of your mouth, your saliva is filthy. All those germs will go right through his immune system, you'll kill my Internet Daddy!

Is this how you reacted when they told you wrestling also wasn't real?

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Jim is hilarious, and very smart, and very astute, so if you think he's just going on streams and "being himself" you're a retard. Daddy Jim has cornered a niche that pays his bills, and he's very very careful about maintaining the image he needs to keep that going. This isn't a bad thing, it's something to respect.

I think we just view this differently. End result is the same, but the logic leading to the conclusion differs.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

You're not supposed to, you're supposed to see the thick-skinned gen x persona he presents to you.

Look up the definition for psycopath again. Jim's not even close to that personality type.

 

[Niggernerd]

Is this how you reacted when they told you wrestling also wasn't real?

I-it isnt?

 

[Matt Damon]

Look up the definition for psycopath again. Jim's not even close to that personality type.

He's just going to say "that's exactly how Jim the psychopath wants you to perceive him".

This is really not a debate worth having, especially with Dyn of all people.

 

[hooboy]

You know what would actually be really funny? If Jesse PS snuck into Ralph's yard in the spring and actually found a spot where he could plant some corn, and then see how long it takes Ralph to notice it. That would be funny. If someone here is in contact with Jesse, it might not be the worst idea in the world to float this idea and see what he thinks.

I did something similar. Instead of planting a corn seed, I planted my seed in May’s womb by fucking her.

Within a decade or two the baby will effectively face dox me because he’ll be my spitting image.

 

[Dyn]

Look up the definition for psycopath again. Jim's not even close to that personality type.

"Jim" is a stage persona that he feeds to mouthbreathing simps so you'll pay his hospital bills instead of doing retard animal shit like leaving empty syringes and covid masks on his front porch. He's an entertainer and he clearly knows better than to bare his actual self to the internet. He's even said it himself, multiple times. What about this is so difficult to understand?

 

[Point Man]

"Jim puts on a show, that makes him a psychopath!"
ok

 

[Space Cooter]

Jim is hilarious, and very smart, and very astute, so if you think he's just going on streams and "being himself" you're a retard. Daddy Jim has cornered a niche that pays his bills, and he's very very careful about maintaining the image he needs to keep that going. This isn't a bad thing, it's something to respect.

Perhaps he also realized how easy it would be to make money in a niche market where none of his competition have any charisma, presence, or wit.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

I hope this never gets featured, the last thing we need is 10+ pages accusing Jim of Gunt guarding for not being mean enough. Null Gunt guarding for being asleep during the stream. And for everyone in this thread to be in some way Gunt guarding because we aren't actively driving to Ralph's house to pelt him with corn cobs.

 

[Niggernerd]

Perhaps he also realized how easy it would be to make money in a niche market where none of his competition have any charisma, presence, or wit.

So he's competing with the world?

 

[Dyn]

Perhaps he also realized how easy it would be to make money in a niche market where none of his competition have any charisma, presence, or wit.

I think that might have been a happy accident but serious respect to him if he saw that all the way back in the day.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

After watching it again there's 4 points I came across.

1. Andy Warski stutters like there's a midget under the table punching him in the balls. Yet in the "aim aim aim" video, he's stressed out, screaming his head off and never stutters once.

2. Jim neglected to mention Ralph's stated reason for going to Portugal. He also didn't just straight up tell Ralph that he's a degenerate retard for leaving his pregnant horse at home by herself. God forbid she have an accident in the home and need a man around to help her, RALPH.

3. I think Josh should change his moniker from Null to He Who Walks Behind the Rows. His glorious corn joke has brought us a bountiful harvest of epic proportions

4. Mundane Matt for the win..... that's how far you've fallen Ethan.

 

[Neil]

I hope this never gets featured, the last thing we need is 10+ pages accusing Jim of Gunt guarding for not being mean enough. Null Gunt guarding for being asleep during the stream. And for everyone in this thread to be in some way Gunt guarding because we aren't actively driving to Ralph's house to pelt him with corn cobs.

Even if Jim were to physically fly over to Ralph's house and kick him square in the nuts while wearing a Kiwi Farms #ILoveJoshMoon shirt before sodomizing Ralph with corn cobs and setting his house on fire, that still wouldn't be enough for people stop thinking he's a gunt guard.

 

[Mikoyan]

After watching it again there's 4 points I came across.

1. Andy Warski stutters like there's a midget under the table punching him in the balls. Yet in the "aim aim aim" video, he's stressed out, screaming his head off and never stutters once.

2. Jim neglected to mention Ralph's stated reason for going to Portugal. He also didn't just straight up tell Ralph that he's a degenerate retard for leaving his pregnant horse at home by herself. God forbid she have an accident in the home and need a man around to help her, RALPH.

3. I think Josh should change his moniker from Null to He Who Walks Behind the Rows. His glorious corn joke has brought us a bountiful harvest of epic proportions

4. Mundane Matt for the win..... that's how far you've fallen Ethan.

I clearly recall him addressing both points of your second statement here. Ralph started talking over him every time he said it so it was easy to miss.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

When just not being an oversharing meltdowny sperg in public like everybody else online is considered being some insidious manipulative chameleon.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Jim is hilarious, and very smart, and very astute, so if you think he's just going on streams and "being himself" you're a retard. Daddy Jim has cornered a niche that pays his bills, and he's very very careful about maintaining the image he needs to keep that going. This isn't a bad thing, it's something to respect.

To be fair, it takes a very high IQ to appreciate Jim.

 

[Matt Damon]

Andy Warski stutters like there's a midget under the table punching him in the balls. Yet in the "aim aim aim" video, he's stressed out, screaming his head off and never stutters once.

From what I understand, different kinds of speech use different parts of the brain or different neural pathways.

Scott Adams (the Dilbert guy) developed some debilitating conversational speech issue years ago, but his ability to speak in front of large groups was unaffected.

 

[MadStan]

Gunt guarding? No way. IMO anyways.

Jim would ask a question, Ralph would scream and carry on and Jim didn't need to do a thing more. There really isn't anything for Jim to do when the person you are speaking to is making an ass of himself the more he speaks, screams and lashes out. Jim might have sympathy for Ralph but that would because Jim is actually an adult and sympathy and compassion are traits of a normal person rather than an exception like Ralph. But Jim made the point several times that he thinks Ralph is going insane and that wasn't to bait him - he meant it.

90% (at least) of the talking was done by Ralph as he tried to dominate the conversation and all he accomplished was showing he had ignorant answers, no answers or pathetic answers.

In all fairness to Jim he needed a better person on the other end of the interview to make it not look so one sided. High-pitched Eric was more coherent than Ralph (and easier to listen to). When it comes to staying on-point, keeping track of the conversation and on what had been discussed Jim was in a league of his own compared to Ralph who frankly hasn't actually had to face off against someone who could challenge him in real-time. But this probably had more to do with the fact that Jim wasn't high, drunk and has a working mind.

Ralph has no ability to debate whatsoever and anyone who answers questions with attacks, foul language, insults and poor attempts at misdirection shouldn't be thinking they have a career in interviews or running dialogue sessions.

Ralph should pack up he microphone, get a job, get off the drugs and start thinking about how he is going to support a child and become an adult because his environment dictates the needs of an adult to be present and not a Rage Pig. The drugs and alcohol have no business around a new born and frankly his behavior is going to be a very real danger to the well being of the child. While Ralph was a shit choice as a prospective parent a year ago, this spin he is in doesn't mean before then spin he was anything other than a fucking child before.

In 2 months Ralph will be a father to a child in a house that is home to a Rage Pig. Having a child brought into this situation is just another spark as anyone who has had a child knows, incredible patience bordering on sainthood is required as well the ability to make adult decisions and think not for yourself but the benefit of a helpless child above all else and a tired mother who will get little sleep and physically be depleted.

Instead a selfish punk Rage Pig will be present. Spare a thought for that poor woman and kid.