Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

he parked in a handicap spot.
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It's a little funny that by dropping $200k on a porsche, Hasan has focused all of left-wing twitter's discussion on himself, and completely taken the heat off of Vaush/Destiny who were having their old sexual harassment scandals brought back up. Also this is happening at the same time that people are trying to cancel TYT for all the times they've said racial slurs on camera.

Not that I think he did it intentionally though, he's not that smart.
 
Don’t give Hasan any ideas. He’d look at this gif and laugh unironically as if this is edgy humor to him.

It's a little funny that by dropping $200k on a porsche, Hasan has focused all of left-wing twitter's discussion on himself, and completely taken the heat off of Vaush/Destiny who were having their old sexual harassment scandals brought back up. Also this is happening at the same time that people are trying to cancel TYT for all the times they've said racial slurs on camera.

Not that I think he did it intentionally though, he's not that smart.
Most of Hasan’s fans are probably in college studying political science or other liberal arts majors and think that this is inspiration, while following an e-celeb‘s words as if it is gospel.
 
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Is there any confirmation that it is a Turbo S model ($185k)? The base model is $82k. The brakes are the wrong color (Turbo S has yellow brakes). Unless he happened to spec out $50k+ on options for a Turbo without the S, he didn't spend anywhere near that.

You can lease a Taycan 4S for $1,439 a month. https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/porsche/taycan/prices
 
Is there any confirmation that it is a Turbo S model ($185k)? The base model is $82k. The brakes are the wrong color (Turbo S has yellow brakes). Unless he happened to spec out $50k+ on options for a Turbo without the S, he didn't spend anywhere near that.

You can lease a Taycan 4S for $1,439 a month. https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/porsche/taycan/prices
Doesn't matter, it's still a Porsche, and Hasan is still a hypocritical piece of shit lavishing in luxury paid for by Twitch Subs and nepotism.
 
At this point, there is just no way anyone can even be mad for Piker to be flexing his money around, he's been doing that for a while now, and I'm not talking about the house, but he is rather cavalier with the fact that he spends a lot going out and on his hookers. It is only natural, he is young, good looking, has a high opinion of himself, so of course he is goign to flex his cash. You can't be mad if a bear crap in the woods you know.

Can't even call this a grift, because grift comes with the idea of deception, and Piker is out and proud flauting his moneyaround, you go Brown Fabio.

Not to mention, this is, by far, Hasan Piker most interesting trait. Anyone college freshman can recite his basic bitch commie bullshit, nothing that comes out of this man's mouth is remotely compelling, and just the fact that most of his streams is just him watching shit with that vacuous look on his face shows he doesn't have much going upstairs either.

But the fact that he is most likely the most prominent voice for a economic system that has it's main pillar being redistribution of wealth, and yet he acts like a money flexer influencer a la Paul brothers style it is something out of a shitty SNL sketch, but real life.
 
Surprised nobody’s mentioned this vid:
Jay dissects a lot of shit takes both Hasan and his fanbase have made when it comes to taking other people’s videos and profiting off of their hard work, all while not adding any actual criticism or substance. Instead, Hasan straight up leaves the room, and when pressed on this, keeps defaulting to the position of, “What am I supposed to do, starve to death? Pee in a bottle?” and “React harder!”

Pretty hypocritical to see a guy who argues in favor of worker’s rights and other socialist causes essentially profiting off of other people’s content without any actual input. He also genuinely believes that the people who he watches should be thankful for him paying them back through exposure, despite him clearly not showing Jay’s channel name throughout most of the video’s run-through. How generous of him.
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I’m too lazy to link to the other videos, and it’s probably very off-topic. But some other streamers have been malding over Jay’s video. Wouldn’t be surprised for Hasan to join in as well, assuming he hasn’t already.
 
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Neutral on this. On one hand - good for standing up to the Turk terrorist, but on the other hand he's a tranny and sounds about as potent as one can be. On the third hand yes I'm vaxxed he's also Bri'ish.
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Hasan getting completely blown out for his smooth brain take on reaction content. Meanwhile, his communist children still defend their cockroach king. I know simping can get intense, but I'm shocked his Porsche vanity video didn't kill his credibility. Guess following him and his 14 hour streams requires some advanced brain rot.
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