Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Molag Bal]

I guess he wasn’t lying about having a hazard suit ready.

Jim talked about Covid when everyone was pretending like it didn't exist, saying that people should get their hazmat suits ready in case it turns out to be the big one. It didn't, but now he has to navigate hospitals without an immune system. In hindsight, panicking over the virus turned out to be a blessing in disguise.

Vito is basically an SJW, or close enough.

I always fail to grasp who he's trying to fool pretending otherwise.

I legit think that, if he doesn't get an outlet for his rage and his issues, he will go full nigger one day.

I hope he goes full nigger again. Ralph bores me most of the time but he's really upped the ante lately and I'm excited what retarded shit he pulls next. Will he actually travel around the states? Will it turn out the people speculating that May killed her baby were right? Will he punch her for murdering his secondborn? Or will they actually have the baby and then run into financial troubles and he becomes a professional store robber? Who knows.

It's a neverending reminder of his lowest moment, during a time when he really failed his mom.

Here's something that could actually do it. Now I understand.

Next question: All of this from the pillstream to his weird behaviour to his regular fits of rage (not just talking about the last few weeks/months here) the factor that keeps tipping him towards what he does seems to be the drugs. He's constantly fucked up on something, he's sniffing cocaine, he's casually taking painkillers on a recreational basis that are meant for medical purposes, he's drinking, he's drunk and slurring in every stream I see him on, he's half-asleep in every clip of him I see or hear, why does he not just stop? I can't say that I remember a single clip or stream segment or anything that involved a sober Ralph. At this point I have no idea what Sober-Ralph would even sound like, it feels like there is this potentially much better person that is buried in there that is simply denied its word for years on end.

At times, the vibe I'm personally getting from him is akin to lowtax. It's like every second of life is constant pain so being sober for even a moment is unbearable to him and much like Lowtax, whenever something mildly discomforting comes his way he' instinctively retreating into a shell. That's why in his mind every friend turns into an enemy the moment they crack a mild joke at him.

I legit want to see and hear what Sober-Ralph looks and sounds like.

 

[ajax]

Jim went easy on Ralph and it's obvious he had some sympathy for him. Why else would he have disappeared from twitter, immediately stopping being involved with gunt after tweeting about him for days.

 

[RollerGator]

as someone forced to impersonate Pantsu for our fearless feeder's enjoyment i think i have a better perspective on this than most. And honestly when has the farms been wrong when it came to advice? Not all of us have thousands of people acting like a personal Navi. She does, she should have known to fuck off a long time ago.

You don't want addict genes in your kid, you don't want an addict husband. Ralph isn't turning life around. he got his 2nd chance back in 2018 and squandered it. irregardless of how she looks we're in a heavily women based dating culture, she just has to make a profile with a few pics of her in her little anime get up and could 100% find any asshole better than Ralph. Even Jim's a hardcore weeb, its normalized enough now that she could shack up with any of millions of anime obsessed weirdos who'd enjoy a skinny waifu. And wouldn't be such a mess. for fucks sake even Gator is an improvement and let's be honest he's pretty average.

Also its such an amazing job market NEETs and people that have been working since high school are on the same playing field. She could easily get a job doing something, hell the fact that we all use a nickname if we ever talk about her helps on the rare chance her boyfriend looks her up online. Now is the best time to abandon it all.

they're both stealing from redbar, for fucks sake Jesse is roughly dick's age and has been striving for e-fame for over a decade. Mersh is 40 as well.

Jesse's weakness is mentioning how much he copies Redbar. He straight up stole two song parodies from Mike. Mike David is king.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's like every second of life is constant pain so being sober for even a moment is unbearable to him

I'm curious about this as well.

Everybody's got that nagging voice of doubt or criticism or regret in their head that crops up from time to time - is Ralph's (or was Lowtax's for that matter) really so overwhelming that being constantly in a chemically altered state is the only way to cope?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I'm curious about this as well.

Everybody's got that nagging voice of doubt or criticism or regret in their head that crops up from time to time - is Ralph's (or was Lowtax's for that matter) really so overwhelming that being constantly in a chemically altered state is the only way to cope?

Well when you have a physical dependence it requires some kind of medical treatment. He may consider it a core of his personality because it makes him uninhibited. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy and proper medications could get him on the right track but that's if wants help which it comes across that he doesn't. Gator's stories about how he's being constantly enabled, Ralph lying about going to AA meetings, they all stack up. The man simply doesn't want help and would prefer to burn the candle at both ends. That is legitimately sad because he'll never even see his kids graduate from high school if that is the case. He only cares about himself.

 

[CoilZero]

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good to Come on Stream and Save My Fans"...
This will be the last tweet I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it???
I know you got my last two DMs, I wrote the hangout links on 'em perfect! *hick*
Shhhooo... this is my death threat I'm sending you, I hope you read it.
I'm in my Nissan right now, I'm doing 90 and on my way!
Hey Jim, I drank two bottles of Maker's!
I'm just so fucking sad!
You know the song by Da Gunt, "World's Best Dad"??
Clownin' me, my life and my dreams of seeing my son Xander...
That's what it should be like with you and me, this aint just banter!
You should have been there so they wouldn't call me "fatty"!
Now it's too late, and you'll never be my daddy!
And all I wanted was a lousy tweet or a call!
I hope you know I ripped all of your posters off the wall!
I love you Jim, we coulda been together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope your ass gets covid and you stream about it!
And when you stream I hope your headset breaks and you scream about it!
I hope your cancer eats at you and you dream about me!
See Jim... shut up May! I'm tryin' to holla!
Hey Jim, that's my woman countin' our last dollar.
We spent it all on gas, pills and a used .45! I hope you're ready to die...
I thought you were my father but it was all a fucking lie.
Well, gotta go, we're almost at your house now...
Oh shit, without Gator, how am I supposed to stream this shit out?

Dear Ralph, I meant to DM you sooner but I just been sickly
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call me "Dad" and that
So here's an autograph for your stable
I wrote it on this baseball hat

I'm sorry I didn't join you on the stream, That must have pissed you
I might have done that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you want to fuck Jade too?
I say that's just ragepig shit, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Ralph, I think you need some counselling
To help your ass from relapsing off the rails when you get down some

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your horse deserve each other
Or maybe you just need to feed her better
I hope you get to read this lecture, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you simmer down a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Ralph
Why are you so mad? Try to comprehend, that I don't need you as a fwiend

I just don't want you to do some crazy gaffe,
I seen this one shit on twitter a couple days ago that made me laugh
Some dude was drunk and got beat up over a purse
He had his girlfriend back at home, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the murse they found a pill bottle, but they didn't say who it was for
Come to think about it,
The name was, it was yours!
(Cackling smoker-laugh)

 

[Jack Awful]

At this point I have no idea what Sober-Ralph would even sound like

Immediately after the pillstream he sobered up for a couple weeks. He sounded upbeat and positive. It was nice.

 

[Snigger]

Well when you have a physical dependence it requires some kind of medical treatment. He may consider it a core of his personality because it makes him uninhibited. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy and proper medications could get him on the right track but that's if wants help which it comes across that he doesn't. Gator's stories about how he's being constantly enabled, Ralph lying about going to AA meetings, they all stack up. The man simply doesn't want help and would prefer to burn the candle at both ends. That is legitimately sad because he'll never even see his kids graduate from high school if that is the case. He only cares about himself.

Alcohol is one of the few drugs that can actually kill you through withdrawal. Your body becomes accustomed to the depressive effects and it changes you chemically. Quitting cold turkey can cause severe symptoms, and can at worst cause something called Delerium Tremens, which can be fatal. For someone like Ralph, he'd likely need to consult a physician before detoxing and he'd probably be prescribed something like librium or ativan. That itself could cause its own problems, as Benzos are addictive in and of themselves.

TL;DR Ralph would need to commit a massive amount of money, time, and energy toward quitting and given his behavior I really doubt his ability to do so. Many recovering alcoholics have to cope by drinking peacemeal and it's easy to go off the rails.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

But guys, what if Jessie from Pod Awful started growing corn on Ralph's lawn, and then opened up a distillery in his backyard to make corn whiskey. And then what if he left candy corn on his porch for Halloween. And then what if he spilled popcorn on his driveway. And then what if he corn tamales. And then what if he corn bread. And then what if he corndogs. And then what if he cornhole. And then what if he corn corn corn corn corn. Get it? GET IT GUYS? Remember the corn joke, guys?

Ralph would probably love the corn whiskey.

 

[Captain Manning]

I always fail to grasp who he's trying to fool pretending otherwise.

Viewers. The potential payout is probably still better for the anti-SJW side, and I think he knows that.

But then he goes and bitches to YouTube about Alex Jones being on, and his mask slips. And that's even before you get into the pedo shit.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Vito is basically an SJW, or close enough.

Calling him an SJW would imply that he can take a stand on anything. He's just an attention starved contarian who will take on any stance if he thinks it'll get people to talk about him. He tries come off as an edgy provocateur but he's missing two important ingredients:

1. He's way too thin skinned to fully commit. Say what you will about dipshits like Frank Castle, at least he acknowledges that pissing people off will occasionally bite him on the ass. Vito tries to push buttons but it falls flat when he's moderating the chat and banning everyone calling for him to be kicked.

2. He's offensively unfunny. I don't mean that his humor is offensive, I mean his bants are so shit and basic that it's genuinely offensive to the senses.

 

[Molag Bal]

He's wearing a Rangers shirt, he's a filthy Scotsman.

Then the problem is obvious. The Germans already bombed England but they didn't bomb Scotland. Looks like some follow-up work is in order.

What's that thing that Ralph can't say because it would be against the law? I heard that a few times on the Boulder Stream and I don't know what were they talking about.

He has/had several court cases going that are all embedded in years of Ralph lore. Josh summarizes some key points on Faith's side in the MATI episode following Ralph's no-contest plea. Most notably he can't talk about Faith Vickers or his own son for that matter because of an injunction against him and after he omegadoxed Adrienne Blair on his site, she raped him in court to the point where he cannot utter her name in any capacity without getting into immediate legal trouble.

The 'tape' Jim talks about when he says he's pulling punches is the sex tape of him and Faith. It involved Faith literally dickriding him while he digs in her ass for shit and sniffs it. People were speculating/making jokes that Ralph wasn't getting laid so he released the sex tape to own the alogs.

If I remember correctly it was because of New Project 2 failing which Josh was able to monetize on. The reason Josh brought Ralph into it was supposedly it was Ralph's fault someone went hard on NP2 and before that Ralph was one of the reason Stream Me was targeted.

It was prior to the banks fucking over NP2. Dick made NP2 as a Patreon alternative that doesn't just ban everyone willy nilly and Jim, Josh, Ralph and a bunch of others were hoping it could take off. But Ralph contacted PPP's church and told them that PPP is a literal faggot who presents his bleached asshole on-stream (he wasn't lying) and got him kicked out of it that way. In response, PPP took his followers on an internet crusade to do whatever they could to discourage as many people as possible from using NP2 to try to stomp it out, involving a lot of tremendously homosexual operations targeted at this very site among other places. Josh had an entire discussion/debate stream where PPP argues like a delirious prosecutor where every sentence is a carefully tailored neg-ad targeted at the audience rather than an argument directed at the person talking to him.

Just finished listening to the stream and I feel like Jim really held back. On a scale of normal Jim at 0 and angry Jim on the Baked Alaska stream at 10 I'd say he was at a cool 3. I did not realize he was immune system-less sick, that's sad.

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual, his attitude here vs Matt's teardown are completely different despite essentially being the same thing. It's wild to me that more people don't pick up on how soft Jim is on Ralph.

Jim told Ralph to his face in that very conversation that he was pulling punches. Several times iirc. One of them involved him saying if he were really going out of his way to shit on Ralph, he'd give him the Jack Murphy treatment.
In Jim's defense he did mistakenly concede that he made an entire stream about Ralph's Portugal trip but I could swear Ralph was only one of several segments on a roundup stream.

 

[Jack Awful]

But guys, what if Jessie from Pod Awful started growing corn on Ralph's lawn, and then opened up a distillery in his backyard to make corn whiskey. And then what if he left candy corn on his porch for Halloween. And then what if he spilled popcorn on his driveway. And then what if he corn tamales. And then what if he corn bread. And then what if he corndogs. And then what if he cornhole. And then what if he corn corn corn corn corn. Get it? GET IT GUYS? Remember the corn joke, guys?

Only if he blasts Korn out of a bluetooth speaker during.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Alcohol is one of the few drugs that can actually kill you through withdrawal. Your body becomes accustomed to the depressive effects and it changes you chemically. Quitting cold turkey can cause severe symptoms, and can at worst cause something called Delerium Tremens, which can be fatal. For someone like Ralph, he'd likely need to consult a physician before detoxing and he'd probably be prescribed something like librium or ativan. That itself could cause its own problems, as Benzos are addictive in and of themselves.

TL;DR Ralph would need to commit a massive amount of money, time, and energy toward quitting and given his behavior I really doubt his ability to do so. Many recovering alcoholics have to cope by drinking peacemeal and it's easy to go off the rails.

I've talked about this topic multiple times. Tapering doesn't work for everyone. Most doctors do not even recommend it. Ironically he's going to need a detox with chemicals like chlordiazepoxide (for his shakes) and ondansetron (to prevent nausea and vomiting) for his withdrawal symptoms. On top of this he's going to go through sweats, insomnia, possibly lack of appetite and his entire internal system will change. This also requires a regimen of Folic Acid and Thiamin (B1 Vitamin) to get him back to normal as well as eating simple foods like crackers or water.

But to your point about librium or ativan, doctors typically prescribe these in short doses as far as I'm aware. Developing a benzo addiction is something they're considering and at best it's typically administered for like 20 days or so at worst.

EDIT: This is why CBT is important because it assists with the recovery process. Naltrexone or Acomprosate have also been effective.

Sorry for all of the pharmacy fagging.

 

[FFinfo]

I've talked about this topic multiple times. Tapering doesn't work for everyone. Most doctors do not even recommend it. Ironically he's going to need a detox with chemicals like chlordiazepoxide (for his shakes) and ondansetron (to prevent nausea and vomiting) for his withdrawal symptoms. On top of this he's going to go through sweats, insomnia, possibly lack of appetite and his entire internal system will change. This also requires a regimen of Folic Acid and Thiamin (B1 Vitamin) to get him back to normal as well as eating simple foods like crackers or water.

But to your point about librium or ativan, doctors typically prescribe these in short doses as far as I'm aware. Developing a benzo addiction is something they're considering and at best it's typically administered for like 20 days or so at worst.

Ralph doesn't have the support network to detox. It's as feasible a thing as Chantal going to fat camp or Yandev working for Google and getting a PIP.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's offensively unfunny. I don't mean that his humor is offense, I mean his bants are so shit and basic that it's genuinely offensive to the senses.

I've said this a couple of times before, but I think he did do ONE genuinely funny thing...

Frankly, I think the people that give him shit for this stunt specifically come off looking way worse than him. It was a troll. It worked. They got trolled.

Sadly, in all other respects, yeah... he's unfunny. His bants are shit. I can only imagine Dick keeps him around because he looks better by comparison (just like his notorious relationship with Maddox on the The Biggest Problem).

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ralph doesn't have the support network to detox. It's as feasible a thing as Chantal going to fat camp or Yandev working for Google and getting a PIP.

I wouldn't say this is necessarily true if he did in fact check into a clinic. If his doctor did prescribe what I said above then Meigh would have to check on him every so often. He would still miss several streams as his body would need to adjust to not flooding his system with booze. We're getting off topic here though.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

haha Gunty prison fagpig damn near cried while bouldercuck and covidcuck Jimbo pointed and laugh. I cant wait until piggy snakes of faggot Fuentes lol.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ralph doesn't have the support network to detox. It's as feasible a thing as Chantal going to fat camp or Yandev working for Google and getting a PIP.

That black farmer is waiting near his house for the moment he inevitably kills himself so he can use the gunt to fertilize his entire cornfield.

Normally i don't care but i wonder how the fuck Meigh is feeling after Ralph broadcasting himself to the world being asspounded by his iNTERNET daddy while being drunk out of his mind. If i was on May's hooves my first thought would be "holy shit what have i done". Never before i wanted to be a fly on the wall of Ethan Ralph's house so much just to see what the fuck do they even talk about if they do at all.

I see people saying all the time that he won't commit sudoku because he is too egotistic to do so, i say that his increase of substance abuse and fucking terrible decisions is his way of killing himself, albeit very slowly.

 

[Angel Dust]

One of them involved him saying if he were really going out of his way to shit on Ralph, he'd give him the Jack Murphy treatment.

Can I get a lore drop on this? Don't think I was paying attention during that time.