Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[jspit2.0]

Being on the internet doesn't make you a public figure.

It's been established that you can be a very well known anime voice actor but if it's not likely just anyone is going to recognize you on the street, you aren't a public figure.

Believe it or not you don't actually have to post about things you haven't looked into.

Edit: I probably should just have assumed this was a troll also.

pronouns are a give away

 

[fuck whales]

Imagine if Matt jarbo flagged metokurs teesprings store.

I would almost respect it for hilarity reasons.

 

[pensiveniglet]

I can only imagine the stupid stuff that must already be inbound via the postal system.

Gifting Ralph 10 litres of Makers Mark does far more damage than any corn cobs since he has no self restraint.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Just out of moralfagging, I'm going to leave this as I catch up on the tail end of this thread:
It's at least a small mercy Sandra didn't live to see all this shit.

 

[wilji1090]

Ralph did it.

Everyone assumed Jarbo flagged the Poley stream despite zero proof to substantiate that claim. Ralph has flagged far more than Matt could imagine and he's barely seen any repercussions. Matt never issued DMCA takedowns which in itself would have been criminal if it was given in no grounds. Ralph issued countless DMCA takedown strikes with that Nora dildo shrine email he holds onto.

His access to Nora's email also elucidates the claims of him being a control freak towards his supposed lovers. I would have assumed he acquired the email address because he had social media attached to it last year. In light of his controlling behaviour, this begs the question. Why didn't he transfer any social media attached to that email address? It's as simple as going to the YouTube dashboard and asking for it.

Notice how Ralph shivered and shriveled when Matt pressed him on regarding all his flagging? Ralph said he has no recollection and left the stream. He has no recollection because he's lost count, his flagging thread is one of the longest and arguably the most maintained. I'm going to update it later.

All the sperging about cancelling is far more applicable to Ralph. Did anyone forget that he paid $200 to buy some audio files of Matt's Discord and tagged the FBI and UberEats from his verified Twitter account in a lame attempt to rid Matt of his job? How about his idiotic drunken call to Matt on the stream for that totally not cringe dicksucking boulder anniversary rubbish? Matt actually has a better reason to fracture Ralph's orbital bone than anyone. People probably didn't care or act unsympathetic because Matt is some soy filled fat punching bag. Ralph is shorter and fatter than Matt.


I remember that, Diogenes also asked if Metokur and Ralph feel guilty for dating someone that isn't White. Metokur made fun of him. I should be able to find it, I made it into a meme somewhere in the long thread.

Was it this one?

Mister Metokur Destroys Diogenes

 

[temp o'rary]

Jim didn't plan for it, as can be seen from the beginning of the stream where Jim is being very belligerent.

Ralph started off high-energy - he'd probably been knocking back booze and/or pills in the pre-fight when he kept mysteriously switching the camera off for a minute or two.

If Jim responded in kind, it'd just end up in an unintelligible screaming match that would go nowhere. Instead, he mocked Ralph's entire approach - calling him a ragepig, imitating his puffed-up mannerisms, noting his "hollerin'". The belligerence was Jim subtly moving the battle into more favorable territory by making Ralph look like a fool if he kept up his initial Alex Jones assault. He's signalling that Ralph is only hurting himself and will have to tone it down to a more civilized exchange.

One clear advantage to the calmer approach: Jim probably did goad Ralph deliberately with the Gator/Flamenco appearances and approving references to "Fake Jim". And he probably did change his name for anonymity reasons, only now realizing he could have done it better. But he has plausible explanations for both, and in a calmer setting he can just lie. Since Ralph has no proof to the contrary, he looks paranoid by pushing it once those explanations have been given. In a shouting match, with no time for longer explanations, both attacks would land.

What Jim probably didn't count on was the sudden drop-off from whatever he'd been chugging in the minutes before joining the stream. His energy levels dropped like a sack of shit, and by the end he sounded like he was struggling not to puke. He'd been counting on a first-round holler-out but instead punched himself out against Jim's solid defence of sarcastic mockery.

His quitting to Jarbo was funny, but I don't think it was that much of an own - he'd been beaten up by the Portuguese, then by his surrogate daddy. He's wanting to throw up, and here comes Matt Jarbo of all people, fully sober and starting off with the hard questions. I think he just thought nah, fuck it, I've taken enough of a hammering already, I'm not giving him a chance to start kicking my ribs in.

 

[Suiza]

!!!!! Faggotry incoming !!!!

On my breaks, I play a mobile game called Time Princess. It's basically a dress up game and the user base is 80% middle aged women who want a break from their kids and shitty husbands, 10% Tumblr snowflake retards and 10% people who just want to look at pretty clothes. (And 100% autists). Today in the chat box, Ethan Ralph was being discussed. That's how truly well fucked he is. He's being talked about and dissed by wine moms in a dress up games chat room.

Why didn't you get a screen shot?
It'd be hilarious to see Gunt try to spin that into how famous he is or some shit

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

If Jim responded in kind, it'd just end up in an unintelligible screaming match that would go nowhere.

Like every stream Zoom is on.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

His access to Nora's email also elucidates the claims of him being a control freak towards his supposed lovers. I would have assumed he acquired the email address because he had social media attached to it last year. In light of his controlling behavior, this begs the question. Why didn't he transfer any social media attached to that email address? It's as simple as going to the YouTube dashboard and asking for it.

Ralph is acting more and more like onision every day. Onision is more of a pedophile than ralph is though...

 

[IamnottheNSA]

So I’m trying to piece something together here.

There was a Killstream where Jim said point blank he wasn’t friends with anyone online. Did Ralph somehow think he was immune to that or what?

Ralph seemed legitimately anal apoplectic that Jim said that he wasn’t friends with Ralph.

Ralph probably thought (or deluded himself into thinking) he wasn't being serious, at least regarding him.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Some notable moments from the (first part) of the Gator/Rand stream

- Gator says Ralph was piglet but has since turned into a RAGE PIG
- Rand talks about the possible legal ramifications of Ralph paying Gator slave wages. Especially after calling him a 'former employee' in recent days.
- Gator says he might consult a lawyer (Rekieta) about this and that 'everything is on the table' regarding legal action against Ralph.
- Gator reads an article by Dr. Shekelstein shitting on Ralph. The article is called Angry Midget Fatty Ethan Ralph Breaks down on Kill(Myself)stream.
- King of pol tries to get on the show but gets cucked by Rand lol
- Dingo joins the call.
- Gator confirms Ralph is a shut in and doesn't know anyone in his community.
- Gator confirms Ralph's gambling has put him in a position where he can't take a few weeks off his show/the internet.
- Rand compares Ralph to Michael C. Harris, LOL
- Rand, Gator and Dingo all think Ralph will become the new Tonka within a year. Random guest thinks he'll be wishing he was Tonka in a year.

Gator leaves the stream to take a call. He's supposedly coming back but I feel like I'm losing brain cells listening to Dingo so I'm tapping out now lads.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I think he just thought nah, fuck it, I've taken enough of a hammering already, I'm not giving him a chance to start kicking my ribs in.

If you listen back, Ralph asked to speak with Matt. It was his idea the whole time. My theory is he thought he could eek out some sort of win and Matt immediately went for the throat. I’ll give Matt credit for capitalizing on the moment.

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

If you listen back, Ralph asked to speak with Matt. It was his idea the whole time. My theory is he thought he could eel out some sort of win and Matt immediately went for the throat. I’ll give Matt credit for capitalizing on the moment.

This is why i voted for Matt in the poll. Ralph facilitated a lot of “death by metokur” and Mundane Matt getting the killshot was poetic justice

 

[temp o'rary]

If you listen back, Ralph asked to speak with Matt. It was his idea the whole time. My theory is he thought he could eel out some sort of win and Matt immediately went for the throat. I’ll give Matt credit for capitalizing on the moment.

Jim: Well, I think we're pretty much finished here.
Matt: We've had a LOT of superchats, maybe I should start reading them out...
Ralph: (having recently skipped $$$ worth of mocking superchats) Uhh.... I think we should um... keep it between the three of us. (remembering Jim is finished) Maybe Matt, you should weigh in... (phew, I dodged a bullet there!)

I think he was just looking for an excuse not to ragequit to the first superchat

 

[make_it_so]

Jim is back on Twitter. I wonder who could've flagged his merch down?

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Might not be Ralph, could as just as easily be Mersh or however you spell that Revenge of the Cis guy's name. After all, that was who he was shit-talking on his Year of the Chud stream right before he made the merch promo.

 

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Couple of gems just found by searching his name on Twittah.

 

[MeltyTW]

Might not be Ralph, could as just as easily be Mersh or however you spell that Revenge of the Cis guy's name. After all, that was who he was shit-talking on his Year of the Chud stream right before he made the merch promo.

doesnt mersh have more clout? im usually all on the fuck ralph train but im not so sure hed go as far or is even really able to flag down jims merch unless we have something more to go on. ralph still seems to hold some fondness for jim and i dont think he has the army or connections

 

[make_it_so]

Correct.
There's a Sage journals paper summing up all his covid streams: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/00113921211006115
Some british sociologist, whining that the "far-right" were effective at getting their take on THE COOF out early, while the mainstream were still screeching about "travel bans" and telling people to visit Chinatown (Pelosi), and italians were told to hug a chinaman to "own the racists".



Never let a good crisis go to waste...

Well Sage...where's the lie?

 

[MelloYello]

If Jim responded in kind, it'd just end up in an unintelligible screaming match that would go nowhere. Instead, he mocked Ralph's entire approach - calling him a ragepig, imitating his puffed-up mannerisms, noting his "hollerin'".

That part reminded me of the Nicolas Cruz interrogation:

with the suspect feigning insanity to avoid incriminating himself any further.
I reckon Ralph's faux-bravado would've had the same effect, if he'd been able to keep things going that way.

Pinning the nicknames of "hollerin' hog" and ragepig on him was just a bonus.

 

[Retink]

- Gator confirms Ralph is a shut in and doesn't know anyone in his community.

To be fair, that's not that abnormal. I'm a shut in but that's because all my neighbors are older people and boring as shit.

- Gator confirms Ralph's gambling has put him in a position where he can't take a few weeks off his show/the internet.

- Rand, Gator and Dingo all think Ralph will become the new Tonka within a year. Random guest thinks he'll be wishing he was Tonka in a year.

If Ralph is that broke and he's streaming daily now just to stay afloat what's going to happen when he does go Tonka status? Tonka could at least work as a burger flipper or something, but Ralph has destroyed his reputation so heavily and made so many enemies I can't imagine him being able to hold down a regular job for any period of time, even ones that hire ex convicts. Maybe he could do Uber as I don't think they really care, but how long before his enemies get him blacklisted from it?