One thing that I really am wondering is whether Russell still has a computer? I ask this since all the emails he uses as part of this exhibits are done through phone screenshots. It really is such an odd thing and I wonder why he does this.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Russ clearly hasn't heard the first rule of holes: when you're at the bottom, stop digging. He was already out of his league going against Freemantle over the contract he signed, and now he's doing the legalese equivalent of calling them big meanies who won't let him play with for Heidi.
Freemantle is going to mount his head on a wall for this.
Freemantle is going to mount his head on a wall for this.
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That doesn't work when you neither recognise the hole, not the bottom
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I feel terrible for the poor taxidermist who has to figure how Russhole's face is supposed to go in order to make a wall mount of his head.
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I’m imagining the taxidermist taking a standard plastic mouth prosthetic and melting the shit out of it with a welding torch.
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Yeah but the deeper he digs himself, the more content for us.
Russ's primary content is the legal wholes he gets himself into, his social media activity is otherwise really sporadic. Dumps like this are what make Russhole overall worthwhile.
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He misspoke, but in a way that was purposeful so that he could implement ‘reverse psychology’.
He’s so fucking stupid. He literally sounds like a five year old who keeps making up excuses except none of the excuses are congruent with one another.
Never underestimate the power of a good old fashioned Google deep dive at the preliminary stages of litigation, and the Farms has so thoughtfully summarised all Russtard’s crimes against humanity that it made Fremantle’s job just a bit easier.
He’s so fucking stupid. He literally sounds like a five year old who keeps making up excuses except none of the excuses are congruent with one another.
They won’t quote the Farms, but I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that a paralegal was tasked with researching and found this page and potentially used some of the information as a guidepost for further investigation.
Never underestimate the power of a good old fashioned Google deep dive at the preliminary stages of litigation, and the Farms has so thoughtfully summarised all Russtard’s crimes against humanity that it made Fremantle’s job just a bit easier.
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Holy shit, I know fuck all about court shit (outside of Bird Law) but even I can get a hearty laugh at the shit he admits to in his filings. Why would you admit to agreeing to arbitration and backing out of it in bad faith as an attempt at "reverse psychology"?? Pretty sure he claimed for the second time in a legal filing that his T-Swizzle lawsuits were filed in bad faith as a "publicity stunt" but I could be wrong.
Also wanna throw my hat in the ring of appreciation for @Useful_Mistake, you've brought more to this thread in the past couple months than most people have for years.
Also fuck you to the redditors and boomers posting the cringy song parodies, but thanks for keeping the thread bumped I guess
Also wanna throw my hat in the ring of appreciation for @Useful_Mistake, you've brought more to this thread in the past couple months than most people have for years.
Also fuck you to the redditors and boomers posting the cringy song parodies, but thanks for keeping the thread bumped I guess
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I can only imagine the seething and slurping that went on as Russ furiously wrote out that insane response. My God, he really is that fucking clueless.
Those emails are a goldmine. They really show you just how fucking narcissistic he truly is. He actually, legitimately believes he's holding all the cards and that he can intimidate a multi-billion dollar company with a professional law branch on detainer with his pathetic, drool-covered pro se filings. He genuinely thinks he's some big-shot lawyer. My God...
EDIT: had a question, found my answer.
Those emails are a goldmine. They really show you just how fucking narcissistic he truly is. He actually, legitimately believes he's holding all the cards and that he can intimidate a multi-billion dollar company with a professional law branch on detainer with his pathetic, drool-covered pro se filings. He genuinely thinks he's some big-shot lawyer. My God...
EDIT: had a question, found my answer.
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Holy Frick!! been out of touch with the Greerverse while Ethan Ralph melted down, but fuck a doodle doo, Freemantle gurl brought out the 12 inch horse cock dildo without lube.
Hilarious to see him "let me explain to your feeble inferior female lady brain Attorney girl...."
In skimming the last few pages I see he mentioned his being arrrested for a "prank" in his insane ramblings- I have been praying that some day his kill list arrest gets brought up in court, but I guess that would be a bridge too far/dirty pool in a civil suit like this. Even if they do try to portray him as being not just a nuisance but a potential danger too. But hey I can dream of that wonderful day.
Hilarious to see him "let me explain to your feeble inferior female lady brain Attorney girl...."
In skimming the last few pages I see he mentioned his being arrrested for a "prank" in his insane ramblings- I have been praying that some day his kill list arrest gets brought up in court, but I guess that would be a bridge too far/dirty pool in a civil suit like this. Even if they do try to portray him as being not just a nuisance but a potential danger too. But hey I can dream of that wonderful day.
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Did you see his shirt in the "I Get You" early pitch?
Just skip through and look at the front of his shirt.
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Christ, it's completely soaked in drool
. This video also highlights how little his dishaboolity really affects him. He can speak pretty damn clearly when he wants to, making sounds I honestly didn't think you could without use of your lips. But the way he wears it as a shield, you'd think he's fucking blind, deaf, mute and missing all his limbs.
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Oh my days. This arsehole (who is now claiming discrimination under the ADA, mind) seriously wanted to go on prime time TV and say the third step to overcoming your disability is to fucking DANCE lmao
(also, Mobious is a new one)
ETA: Now with more actual dancing, in a way that helps with your disability.
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Disappointed, I thought I would get to see him dance but then caught sight of your avvie and watched that instead.
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My only takeaway from the I Get You video is you can add “salivitates” to his ever growing lexicon of made up words.
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The only card Russhole is holding is a Joker, and it has his face on it. And sadly for him, in this game he's currently playing the Jokers aren't wild. Pipsqueak is going to be beaten so badly in court that it'll look like a back alley abortion gone horribly wrong.
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He claims to have shit vision and motor skills, so the larger fonts and touchscreen probably help.
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A couple of things I spotted (sorry if it's already been mentioned, still catching up)
In the 4k date lawsuit, he's asking for compo for putting off a semester to save up for hooker money. I'm wondering how many times he did that considering that it took him 5 years to graduate.
In his response to Freemantle where he brings up the farms, it seems to me that he's saying that they got the info about all his other legal fuckery from here, but there's loads of stuff that they've brought up that we've not even seen. Does he honestly think that a big law firm doesn't have the resources to investigate people who they're up against and have to resort to collecting evidence from a very niche New Zealand agricultural forum?
He's definitely going to bring this up in his lolsuit against Null, isn't he, how we've ruined his opportunity to get on AGT, because if it wasn't for this thread the judge totally would have ruled in his favour.
What a fucking crank
In the 4k date lawsuit, he's asking for compo for putting off a semester to save up for hooker money. I'm wondering how many times he did that considering that it took him 5 years to graduate.
In his response to Freemantle where he brings up the farms, it seems to me that he's saying that they got the info about all his other legal fuckery from here, but there's loads of stuff that they've brought up that we've not even seen. Does he honestly think that a big law firm doesn't have the resources to investigate people who they're up against and have to resort to collecting evidence from a very niche New Zealand agricultural forum?
He's definitely going to bring this up in his lolsuit against Null, isn't he, how we've ruined his opportunity to get on AGT, because if it wasn't for this thread the judge totally would have ruled in his favour.
What a fucking crank
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Funniest thing there he even didn't say "I'm the best". He just said "I'm best".