Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[UselessPieceOfShit]

I still don't understand what Oz characters did to Woggle bug. They killed his puppy? Burned his house down? Called him racist slurs? Why they deserve death?

 

[indigoisviolet]

I know we are only an hour or two into this poll so far, but this seems like confirmation that most followers on her youtube channel must be trolls because the clear majority are going for the answer that would be by far the funniest to see her interpretation of (as well as being off brand for kids entertainment).
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I'll leave this marketplace link here, just in case it is needed...

You don't need to purchase four of them, by the way. You can reuse the same prop four times in a scene.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Another true and honest fan Cherie?

 

[Overcast]

She definitely won't get her shit greenlit and funded by a mainstream company with that kind of attitude.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

She definitely won't get her shit greenlit and funded by a mainstream company with that kind of attitude.

This right here sums up the 402 pages of the thread perfectly.

 

[XYZpdq]

I still don't understand what Oz characters did to Woggle bug. They killed his puppy? Burned his house down? Called him racist slurs? Why they deserve death?

there's a video of Woggie on a chat show and he explains they were assholes
I think he calls them "self-righteous bastards" or something similarly not-very-kids

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I still don't understand what Oz characters did to Woggle bug. They killed his puppy? Burned his house down? Called him racist slurs? Why they deserve death?

It's not that they did something that'd be seen as bad by an outsider, per se. It's just that like with other maniacal narcissists and tyrants, they can have you put to death for looking at them without sufficient adoration or forgetting to pledge your allegiance to a portrait of their face, kind of like North Korea. It's worth remembering that even though the Wogglebug is a horrible malignant narcissist who strives for complete dominance over everybody in body, mind and spirit, the Wogglebug is not actually real. The true monster behind it all is Cherie, and the tyrant Wogglebug who wants people grovelling at his feet or dead is just a puppet animated by her own words and thoughts.
Shocking!

 

[Ido]

I still don't understand what Oz characters did to Woggle bug. They killed his puppy? Burned his house down? Called him racist slurs? Why they deserve death?

They exist, proving that Wogglebug isn't the center of the universe/series. No one knows who he is, so Cherie will take it out on all the characters who are well known.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

there's a video of Woggie on a chat show and he explains they were assholes
I think he calls them "self-righteous bastards" or something similarly not-very-kids

This one, specifically.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

it's nice to see even the farms will support true & honest gay men when it's really deserved. i.e. gay frog sex
you don't wanna be worse than those dang dirty kiwi farmers, do you cherie?
frogglebug OTP.

 

[indigoisviolet]

This one, specifically.

Look at Mr Woggle-Bug proudly manspreading on that couch!

Mr Holy Manspreading, Thoroughly Endowed!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Maybe the real self-insert isn't Sylvie. Maybe Cheri's id is really Woggie.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Here's something I've been thinking about. Mr. Wogglebug is obviously incredibly intelligent and skilled in all areas of intellectual pursuit. So, you would think he would be smart enough to invent a cure for AIDS. Yet, AIDS still exists. So this either means that 1. Mr. Wogglebug actually isn't that smart or 2. Mr. Wogglebug for some reason has CHOSEN not to invent a cure, preferring to allow the AIDS epidemic to continue. @WogglebugLover, can you help clear this up for me?

Cynthia actually deserves whatever coming at her at this point because her absolute refusal to improve as a person. There's so many idiotic life choices you can make before everything comes crashing down.
Tbh, it's a miracle that worse shit hasn't happened to her by now, with her scam involvements and general thick headness.

Jealousy is an ugly thing.

 

[XYZpdq]

Maybe the real self-insert isn't Sylvie. Maybe Cheri's id is really Woggie.

"i wish to be the woggle bug"

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I see no reason how this could catastrophically backfire in any conceivable way.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6wRlCK92gBY2lRuP6Cy4Q/community

I also can see no reputable financial institution granting any amount to a moribund project such as this.
Prove us wrong @WogglebugLover prove us wrong.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No one knows who he is, so Cherie will take it out on all the characters who are well known.

If you watched the first movie, king's court\advisors serve the same role as Kiwi Trees - to be a strawman for Woggy to argue. What's amazing is that she created a strawman, argued with it and lost that argument.

Maybe Cheri's id is really Woggie

Woggy is ID (darkest urges), Sylvie is Ego (personality), Knowitall is Superego (universal set of rules) if we want to go all freudian

 

[Spastic Cologne]

If you watched the first movie, king's court\advisors serve the same role as Kiwi Trees - to be a strawman for Woggy to argue. What's amazing is that she created a strawman, argued with it and lost that argument.

The fact Wobblebutt (and by extension Cynthia) are now arguing with a literal straw man is beyond priceless.

Spoiler: And the fact she can't see the irony even when told is beyond me

not to mention fucking hilarious.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Cynthia interacting with Wogglebug is some of the finest media I've ever seen.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I'll leave this marketplace link here, just in case it is needed...

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You don't need to purchase four of them, by the way. You can reuse the same prop four times in a scene.

Now this is a prop that could elevate a subpar animation into a piece of art!

A shellshocked punished Wogglebug with an eyepatch and a beard, holding on to his medals of honor with one set of arms and a crackpipe with the other, talking about his days in 'Nam. We cut back to him roaming the jungle. On the prowl. On the hunt to find and eradicate Charlie. Only him and his 4 trusty Uzis.
As he magdumps into what he thinks is a shelter full of Vietcong, he realizes -too late!- that it was an orphanage all along. We cut back to the present, as he inhales deeply the smoke from the crackpipe to blunt his memory.
Now that's entertainment. Platoon, watch out, here come the Adventures of the Stupendeous Soldier Wogglebug.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Cynthia interacting with Wogglebug is some of the finest media I've ever seen.

I really appreciate her deep-throating the mic. Fuckin kino