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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Maybe Sky is going to get on the E, to try to woo Boner back..?
I hope not. I know there's no protagonists in this shit but I still have an inexplicable soft spot for the bloke.
@0 1 link A Windy dump

Pre- Troon pics
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Known Facts
  • Outdoor troon
  • Affiliated with TrashBabyEva aka one of the people Kev and Wedge fuck/frequent contact with. Eva is a pornstar so you have been warned.
  • Possible college grad
  • Part Croatian
  • Has vacation and travel money
  • Likely does sex work
  • Trooned out 4-5 years ago? Potentially 2016/2017
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Vacation pics likely in California? I'm not familiar with this area. Windy seems to travel often. Here's a recent one. I think Windy was with TrashBabyEva (fat troon)
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TRANCH PICS:
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This is what we missed on Christmas at the Tranch lol

Misc Lol:
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Male face lol. But like srsly would have been a cute gay guy

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Truly kind of tragic because he otherwise is an attractive androg dude he just Trooned Out (tm). This is weird to me because every other Trancher is hopeless in appearance so I'm not used to saying "wow we lost someone attractive to trooning". But wow, F in chat for the fags losing a twink.
I wonder if he's a serf because he looks comparatively less freakish than the core group and they're jealous 🤔
 
The unfounded speculation is fun!
There’s no proof either way - I think Penny has gotten very sensitive about releasing anything that we can do Kremlinology on.

Could also be an old picture they've uploaded.

Again, not that the picture proves anything, but it did make me wonder if they’ve had to pause the hormones if they’re out of money. Or would that be prioritised over food…
 
to ACAB [A]
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH

Christians should be mocked [A]
I'm not even a Christian and I think this man's a tard for this. At least go for a specific sect with actual death cult beliefs, or conservative Muslims (of course he wouldn't).
Abolish ID [A]
This is how you get scammed.


Also, what if they just got a new troon taking e that we haven't see yet? They don't announce their serfs on twitter tbf.
 
Remember, she's a severe case of BPD and those people can flip in an instant.
Generally they don't flip from "you're amazing" to "meh bored now" (that's more often narcs/psychopaths) they flip from "you're amazing" to "YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER HAVE EXISTED AND I SHALL MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES". Hence why she accused her ex-room mate of rape (because she was a robot baby when she had sex with him and babies can't consent) and her parents of repeatedly letting her get kidnapped for sale as a child sex slave. Basically the only person from her past she hasn't said horrible things about is the Mexican drug lord (?) that "saved" her from "slavery", and I think he's dead (if he exists at all).

There's no way for Bonnie to extricate himself from this mess without large volumes of Kindness BPD seething.
 
Thank you @Meiwaku for so much new Jen-related content! I was just thinking recently that the info we have about him and his "escapades" is kind of lacking. I feel kind of dumb now, since my perception of him used to be that he was just an autistic, shit-eating weirdo, but how could I not expect something a bit more interesting from someone who is a part of Kevin Gibes™️ polycule? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Jen's even more of a degenerate than Kevin.

That video (whilst highly islamic) is hilarious
I know when I'm having sex I always remember to try and add falsetto to my ott pornstar moans
 
Another egg cracked.
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POV: You're receiving charity.
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fucking hell I just spit rum all over myself

You don't need narcan if you're taking prescribed opiods at a known dose. Someone on the tranch is a smackrat.

I'm going for Penny, he's had a couple of recent medical issues and he's also stopped any kind of hornyposting
my guess is after the foot injury script ran out he had to start sourcing from the black market
 
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Michael would like the world to know that he used to be a contender

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I wonder how his yearbook described him. Top marks for anyone who predicted castrated, sharing a bed with two other men, one of whom was bullied out of the tard class, snowed in in a remote Colorado farmhouse, surrounded by starving alpacas, spending his day painting little plastic figures.

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