The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Miss Misery]

Michael would like the world to know that he used to be a contender

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I wonder how his yearbook described him. Top marks for anyone who predicted castrated, sharing a bed with two other men, one of whom was bullied out of the tard class, snowed in in a remote Colorado farmhouse, surrounded by starving alpacas, spending his day painting little plastic figures.

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Spoiler: One for the art critics

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https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1491065620888096769

https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1490179233821327364

My artistic criticism is that Michael needs a new phone with a better fucking camera.

Also why was he allegedly supposed to be expelled?

 

[Shig O'nella]

It would be hilarious if we really have that much power over them. It will be very sad for Sky when he realizes the green stalker forum is more concerned about his health than his friends, roommates, and even his husband.

He never will. He's got many good attributes - hard worker, patient, persistant, loyal - but confidence in his own intelligence isn't one of them. He'll believe what he's told.

 

[AssignedEva]

Also why was he allegedly supposed to be expelled?

Probably caught him eating shit in the girls' toilets

 

[Ghostse]

Spoiler: One for the art critics

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https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1491065620888096769

https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1490179233821327364

Competent job, can't see the mold lines on that one. Sculpt is kinda unfortunate, and camera work is utter shite.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I’ve been meaning to go over the list of participants in the weekly E Injection Night ceremony. I don’t think that Sky is one of them, and I’m hoping it stays that way too.
1. Kevin
2. Penny
3. Jen
4. Josie
5. Daisy
6. 666 Dirt Witch/Blade Bimbo
7. Harper (ngelofsorrow/genericangel)
8. Windy Cove

Spoiler: Photos of the residents

Just a little refresher on who’s who in terms of appearance.
Here we have the main quintuplet in a photo from better days. L to R: Kevin, Bonnie, Sky, Penny, and Jen

L to R: Non-twitter user Dakota (not on ranch), Daisy, Jen, Kevin

Josie (on tractor) and Daisy (guiding from the right)

L to R: Bonnie, Penny, Josie

Just Josie:

Harper (kneeling on left) and Daisy (standing on right)

Just Harper:

666DirtWitch (I don’t know their name) on the left, Harper on the right

Penny on the left, 666dirtwitch on the right

Windy:

And since we’re at it, let’s name the other two natal females on the tranch.
Sparklegrymm (the one black serf)

Sparklegrymm on left, NeptuneVulpis on right

Just NeptuneVulpis

 

[The Final Troondown]

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Good pics
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#justgirlythings

I recognize Jarrod, Penny and Daisy and I think that person in ugg boots might be an actual woman (probably not tho, it might also not be ugg boots)

Dear lord I hope they put a slanted roof on that because if not you've got about half a wet winter before it starts raining indoors and all that plasterboard starts to rot and grow mold

The grift is working out. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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They’re actually getting stuff to present to the reservation! Unfortunately, well….

That post is being updated as he tweets more, so if you want the full scoop you have to click it. Sorry.

Am I the only one who reads oglala lakota like some foreign knockoff teletubbies?

og! lala
lak o-ta ner ner

I think Kindness was a pretty unique experience. As much as I would love BPD nutters to hasten the dramatic demise of the Tranch, even most BPDs are not as... special as our robot baby voiced by birds.

There's some potential risks with going to DenFur. Bonnie and Kindness might be there and create drama. Rioley might confront them. They might end up associated with another cumpizza scandal. Someone might offer to have sex with Kevin and force him to come up with excuses for why he's turning them down.

Mainly though, I can't see how they can afford it. They're not the sponsored charity. Remember they dumped their old merch and alpaca shavings out on Pine Ridge? What are they going to sell? If they want new merch they're going to have to pay to get it made. Right now their main source of income (grifting) is running low and they're having to do odd jobs even if they're skimming money off the Lakota.

Is this literally just Mxtress indulging Kevin while the spectre of bankruptcy looms over the Tranch?

Penny seems very much the type to think reality goes away if he just ignores it
like he can just keep going to cons and when the bank shows up for the deed they'll see his scary pistol and just decide to forgive the entire mortgage

Josie tested negative for covid, though he may have tested too soon. [A]
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The Tranch had salad for lunch (and God knows what else they didn’t photograph). [A]
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And since it is Wednesday, Penny prepared for the weekly Estrogen Injection Night. [A]
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I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I love how Penny prepares this shit on a specific gold colored platter in a neat arrangement, as a priest would prepare the Body and Blood of Christ in mass. It’s in a similar arrangement every time, and I hope it’s just for the camera.

Spoiler: Other Estrogen Injection Night platters

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Note the varying number of needles (sorry, I forgot when each photo was taken)

Spoiler: Full images + additional pics

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More photos from the ranch that I did archive the tweets to because they were pointless
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there's a reason those alcohol wipes come in pairs joined together, its to cleanse the vial seal before drawing and to cleanse the injection site before shooting
given they're sharing vials and the one photo featuring the wipes has only four present they're really playing abscess roulette
lemme tell you an Intramuscular abscess hurts like you wouldn't believe

also opening the packs on the needles and syringes like that is a no no, the whole idea is to minimise exposure between breaking any seals and withdrawing the needle post injection

given the filth they live in this is extra important

So that's what @The Elusive Earl is doing right now.

I thought he was still out on the 'inject himself with covid and pose as an injun to intercept the mutual aid' job?

 

[Oxyjen]

Am I the only one who reads oglala lakota like some foreign knockoff teletubbies?

og! lala
lak o-ta ner ner

Oglala Lakota ain’t no passing craze, it means no worries for the rest of your days

 

[stupid frog]

there's a reason those alcohol wipes come in pairs joined together, its to cleanse the vial seal before drawing and to cleanse the injection site before shooting
given they're sharing vials and the one photo featuring the wipes has only four present they're really playing abscess roulette
lemme tell you an Intramuscular abscess hurts like you wouldn't believe

also opening the packs on the needles and syringes like that is a no no, the whole idea is to minimise exposure between breaking any seals and withdrawing the needle post injection

given the filth they live in this is extra important

they re use needles lol

 

[Old Fart]

Am I the only one who reads oglala lakota like some foreign knockoff teletubbies?

og! lala
lak o-ta ner ner

To me, she's a French Moulin Rouge star: Ooh-Lala la Côta. She has legs that start at the feet and never end.

 

[The Final Troondown]

@0 1 link A Windy dump

Pre- Troon pics
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Known Facts

• Outdoor troon
• Affiliated with TrashBabyEva aka one of the people Kev and Wedge fuck/frequent contact with. Eva is a pornstar so you have been warned.
• Possible college grad
• Part Croatian
• Has vacation and travel money
• Likely does sex work
• Trooned out 4-5 years ago? Potentially 2016/2017

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Vacation pics likely in California? I'm not familiar with this area. Windy seems to travel often. Here's a recent one. I think Windy was with TrashBabyEva (fat troon)
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Spoiler: Pic

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TRANCH PICS:
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This is what we missed on Christmas at the Tranch lol

Misc Lol:
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Spoiler: Various pics

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Not sure if tranch cat
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Spoiler: Nsfw

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Male face lol. But like srsly would have been a cute gay guy

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Truly kind of tragic because he otherwise is an attractive androg dude he just Trooned Out (tm). This is weird to me because every other Trancher is hopeless in appearance so I'm not used to saying "wow we lost someone attractive to trooning". But wow, F in chat for the fags losing a twink.

tbf could have cleaned up pretty well with alt/goth chicks too. Is he tiny or is the other troon just like 7ft tall

Even though the local cops were nothing but lenient with them. Visited once, took a look at Alpacaschwitz, didn't find anything wrong, left.
Still makes them right wingers in league with Earl, apparently.

ACAB is just The Correct Opinion in their lefty twitter circles
you can't say 'actually our local police were pretty cool with us' because then you'll get some niggo shouting you down for flaunting your white privilege and if they'd have been black the police would have shot them 999999 times on sight

I don't think Kindness could've stayed quiet if he finally blew and ditched her for the Tranch. Can you even begin to imagine the crippling existential despair caused by having Bonnie reject your real-girl vag to move back into troon sandwich land

Plus I don't see Mandozer getting off his fat arse and being away from his live in fuckmaid just to save the tranch. Unless they've allowed kindness in because they're in debt and need every troon they can get to work/grift

 

[Oxyjen]

Plus I don't see Mandozer getting off his fat arse and being away from his live in fuckmaid just to save the tranch. Unless they've allowed kindness in because they're in debt and need every troon they can get to work/grift

There’s no way!
Also, she’s currently in hospital and desperately seeking e-hugs.
If Bonnie is back, he’s on his own.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Sky misses Bonnie so badly that he’s now going to become Bonnie. What an excellent origin story

 

[AMHOLIO]

Sky misses Bonnie so badly that he’s now going to become Bonnie. What an excellent origin story

Imagine skinwalking Bonnie.

 

[Oxyjen]

Imagine skinwalking Bonnie.

You’d need two people in there like a pantomime donkey.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Imagine skinwalking Bonnie.

They'd have a lot of skin to work with.

 

[Shig O'nella]

They'd have a lot of skin to work with.

On the plus side, no need to find another victim specifically for darts.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

So it seems that the tranch is getting back to work, they haven’t been tweeting much lately. For that reason, I only have a few tweets, but every single one of them is gold. Let’s begin with Penny showing off the grifted goods he pulled in and will deliver in the near future, when the tranch “ate covid free!” [A]

A serf, 666dirtwitch, mentions quarantining and then “figuring out a gig”. [A]

Jen shares with us the knowledge that he stole his MRIs from the hospital. [A]

And finally, SKY THREW SHADE AT BONNIE.
is apparently trans. [A]

Unfortunately it’s still pinned to his profile.

I will edit this post later with links and more of Jen’s spergery, just wanted to get it up. Mostly the Sky part.
Edit: Jen’s sperging was boring but I do have these from Penny. [1], [2]

Spoiler: Grift Haul

 

[goyangi]

And finally, SKY THREW SHADE AT BONNIE.
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Unfortunately it’s still pinned to his profile.

I will edit this post later with links and more of Jen’s spergery, just wanted to get it up. Mostly the Sky part.

Don't think this his him throwing shade at Bonnie but referencing his "egg cracking" recently ("I myself am not trans" being the part that's probably not aged well).

 

[Miss Misery]

And finally, SKY THREW SHADE AT BONNIE.

I think this is more about his recent egg cracking rather than Bonnie.

Edit: Damn it, self. Reload the page before you post.

 

[retard strength]

Our boy could've worked out at a dude ranch, or done some seasonal farming, logging, or fire prevention work and been a beefy gay man with a solid paycheck and a gentle, soft-hearted nerdy side. Surrounded by other beefy men who aren't all homophobic MAGA chuds despite what he's been told.

Instead... he chose a darker path. RIP lil unit.