Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
I’d also probably give credit to Metokur for not ever mentioning the sex tape because he was genuinely horrified at what Gunt did to a naive teenage girl. Like it’s hard to laugh if you know the whole back story, it’s just disgusting and vile.

Gunt has done so many awful things, but grooming a teenage girl to run away from home, fly to Virginia, fuck her, get her pregnant and post a sex tape of her online is top tier disgusting degenerate human garbage behavior. In some respects it’s hard to laugh at because it’s basically Ralph fucking up the lives of a teenager and baby plus her family. If anyone thought Ralph was just playing a redneck degenerate dirtbag character the stuff with Faith proved he was far worse than the persona he fronts online.
Not to mention him betraying his loyal audience who did nothing but support and finance him by covering up the Secureserver leaks and not telling them to unsubscribe. He could have also written an article or aired a segment on the show dumping on secureserver warning everyone not to fooled by the Pajeets who run it.

He likes to justify cheating on his significant other by describing it as having a "backup plan" but apparently this doesn't apply to payment processors and his income streams.

Yellow Lantern Butters who was doxed and pretty much disappeared after the leaks comes to mind as one of those Ralph betrayed.

Ralph and the Secureserver Pajeets must have their cash after all. Who cares that their information is compromised and they are paying for a dead site?
 
Ralph doing 24/7 live steams would a welcome addition to the IP2 crew. He'd fit in quite well.
Given his current legal troubles and clear inability to handle himself properly in public situations, this is a terrible idea for Ralph. Tremendously dumb. Cosmicly stupid.

Which means I given him about 6 months before he's roaming the streets of VA with uncensored tts.
 
The best thing ralph could do is disappear from the internet for a few months, quit drinking, and stop being so fat.

regardless of what people say the internet is able to get over almost anything, as we can see from all the pro-jarbo stuff and that there are people who like kraut now. But there needs to be some distance between things.
 
Given his current legal troubles and clear inability to handle himself properly in public situations, this is a terrible idea for Ralph. Tremendously dumb. Cosmicly stupid.

Which means I given him about 6 months before he's roaming the streets of VA with uncensored tts. on an IRL stream RV trip steadily on his way to becoming the next Blade.
Fixed that for you.
 
The best thing ralph could do is disappear from the internet for a few months, quit drinking, and stop being so fat.

regardless of what people say the internet is able to get over almost anything, as we can see from all the pro-jarbo stuff and that there are people who like kraut now. But there needs to be some distance between things.
Ralph, don't listen to this smelly undercover hater a-log. You must be authentic because you are a king. Your next bet will hit the jackpot, can you imagine winning 3 million dollars? You'll be able to buy that pesky a-log Vickers' coin shop and purchase the rights to this forum, banishing Joshua Conner Moon to a life of banana peppers and pigeon feeding at some Siberian shithole in Belgrade. They don't even have a McDonald's in every suburb, they will worship your whiff after you flash American dollars.
 
I can just see the local police with Ethan when he calls them:

"911, someone is trying to harass me!"
"What are they doing sir?"
"Placing threatening objects in my lawn - it's a threat to my family!"
"What exactly are they leaving sir?
"Well..corn cobs, actually."
"Is this Ethan Ralph?"
"So, I was on the phone with the cops, and they turned out to be fans of the Killstream...."
 
"You're such a coward you changed the name your daddy gave you."

"Oh, muh daddy? Oh, not muh daddy! Not muh Ronnie!"

"uh uhhh uhh y-y-you won't be here in five years cancer patient!!11!!"

Nuked from orbit.
Beautiful. Really represents how much of a pussy the Ralphamale goes. He's such a pussy that he refused everything people asked and lied about it while whining about it and attack them in a childish way.
 
On youtube
Just search for “pillstream”

That's the first thing I tried but the results were mixed. I want to watch the right one.

If you're talking about #Guntgate:



If you're referring to the one currently streaming (169 viewers), this:



Came in to check the afterburn of Daddy Gym and TAFKA Boulder Holder, finally someone makes Ralph ragequit. You can't abort the retort, but you can distort it.

Hello Ralph, it's me Gator... Oh my god everyone, it's Gator! JAJAJAJJAJA

Thanks!
 
"You're such a coward you changed the name your daddy gave you."

"Oh, muh daddy? Oh, not muh daddy! Not muh Ronnie!"

"uh uhhh uhh y-y-you won't be here in five years cancer patient!!11!!"

Nuked from orbit.
You forgot the "faggot nigger" that Ralph tacked on to his terrible comeback. Droppin N bombs not even 10 minutes into the stream.
 
This thread has also inspired me to actually join this hollowed Kiwi Farms. Must admit that back in the IBS days there were a lot of dumb fucks, but I always though Ralph was the dumbest fuck who just happened to get lucky enough to get the big names on. There were great moments in the Killstream but even then Ralph was just insufferable, the type of idiot who has never done anything of substance with his life yet thinks the world owes him something. He has not changed since then. All the stream with Jim he whined and whined about how he got cobs, tards showing to his home, people making fun of him, and whatnot, but failed to acknowledge he has done similar or worse things to others.

Only in America could someone be as entitled and as useless as Ralph is without dying in the street like a dog: can't write for shit, no willingness to work a real job, is morbidly obese, addicted to everything his mouth has ever consumed, is happy to be ignorant on everything, has no real friends, keeps stringing along stupid women, documents his idiocy, shows no intention on not commiting dumb crimes, etc., etc. I often think of that scene in Schindler's List where the Nazis are shipping off anybody without useful skills. in the ghetto I imagine Ralph would have been immediately shipped off anywhere and anytime that isn't modern America.

The only sad thing is at least one kid will have to live under the same roof as this idiot and that will be bad enough, but imagine how messed up those kids will be when people let them know what their father is and show them video evidence of his father being a useless degenerate even back then. If Jim had really gone for the throat he could've simply said Ralph is and will be a shit father to those kids, and the best thing he could do for them is quietly ship off himself to save them some traumas at least.
 
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