Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Honored guest]

Some notable moments from the (first part) of the Gator/Rand stream

- Gator says Ralph was piglet but has since turned into a RAGE PIG
- Rand talks about the possible legal ramifications of Ralph paying Gator slave wages. Especially after calling him a 'former employee' in recent days.
- Gator says he might consult a lawyer (Rekieta) about this and that 'everything is on the table' regarding legal action against Ralph.
- Gator reads an article by Dr. Shekelstein shitting on Ralph. The article is called Angry Midget Fatty Ethan Ralph Breaks down on Kill(Myself)stream.
- King of pol tries to get on the show but gets cucked by Rand lol
- Dingo joins the call.
- Gator confirms Ralph is a shut in and doesn't know anyone in his community.
- Gator confirms Ralph's gambling has put him in a position where he can't take a few weeks off his show/the internet.
- Rand compares Ralph to Michael C. Harris, LOL
- Rand, Gator and Dingo all think Ralph will become the new Tonka within a year. Random guest thinks he'll be wishing he was Tonka in a year.

Gator leaves the stream to take a call. He's supposedly coming back but I feel like I'm losing brain listening to Dingo so I'm tapping out now lads.

Wait did Dingo turn on his master? What led to this? that mong was taking abuse like Rand from the Gunt.

 

[Daddy Velvet]

You would be surprised. Ralph could easily hold down an industrial or warehouse job so long as he kept his mouth shut on the clock, head down, and didn't let himself be alone in the break room or bathrooms with a couple of niggers.

Edit: honestly with low level industrial work he could make more than burger flipping for similar effort. There are worse men than the gunt doing it.

True...until he shows up on the job drunk and gets his head caved in by a pallet, a la Randbot. Ya hate to see it.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Wait did Dingo turn on his master? What led to this? that mong was taking abuse like Rand from the Gunt.

@RealSouthernDingo is a retarded Arab manlet larping as a white nationalist. He's tardraged on the Gunt in the past plenty of times only to apologize and go crawling back to his master like the gay sandnigger he is.

But this time, even a retarded faggot like him knows Ralph has fucked himself by engaging with Jim when he was drunk and angry. He was saying that Ralph's only option would be to sober up, start apologizing to people and explain why he acted out. And everyone knows that's not gonna happen.

For the wignats that were left in Ralph's audience, I think Ralph talking about going to Gator's community and passing out those flyers was the last straw. It doesn't even matter if he stands down at this point. A lot of those wignats like Gator.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Wow I gotta say, that narrator should strongly consider putting their phone down and never using the internet again, or maybe just suicide. That might've been the most cringe thing I've seen in months, especially the shout outs. It's funny thinking about somebody leaving corn at Ralph's front door but actually weird and sad to watch.

The corn cobs are pretty hilarious NGL but the guy sounds like a proper inbred neckbeard reddit user.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Newfags demanded to be spoonfed the origin and meaning of the corn joke. Now newfags are beating the corn joke to death.

Clearly this is all part of an elaborate gunt operation to lessen the shame of being felted.

 

[ClipBitch]

 

[urr13 account]

btw does anyone know what causes the stomach bifurcation thing? I've never seen anything like it, is it the result of a surgery that Ralph has had.

 

[Image Reactions]

btw does anyone know what causes the stomach bifurcation thing? I've never seen anything like it, is it the result of a surgery that Ralph has had.

He had to have a c-section to remove his dignity a few years back.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

btw does anyone know what causes the stomach bifurcation thing? I've never seen anything like it, is it the result of a surgery that Ralph has had.

ralphs just fat as fuck and has really shitty genetics.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

He had to have a c-section to remove his dignity a few years back.

It's a lack of dignity! God! Don't you even know a lack of dignity when you see it?

 

[verissimus]

Ralph is acting more and more like onision every day. Onision is more of a pedophile than ralph is though...

He's acting like a lot of numbskulls these days. Acting like Tonka by challenging people IRL and paying his co-hosts crap, acting like Mundane Matt flagging and blocking people, acting like Kraut in his discord, etc.

 

[Average Orc Conesseuir]

"Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Ethan. If you even still remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You have been called here, but not by the individual you assume. You've been called into a Portuguese labyrinth of steep inclines, Burger King meals, and maker's mark. Chasing the cries of your stolen purse, always seeming so near, but never there. You'll never find it. None of you will."

"This is where our story ends. And for you, Metokur, there was a way out intended for you. But I feel you are exactly where you want to be. I am remaining as well."

 

[temp o'rary]

btw does anyone know what causes the stomach bifurcation thing? I've never seen anything like it, is it the result of a surgery that Ralph has had.

There's a condition called "diastasis recti" which occurs when your abs move apart instead of being together at the midline. It happens in pregnancy, yo-yo dieting, sudden weight gain, extreme bodybuilding etc.

It can happen in different parts:

If it started out like the "separation below navel" picture and kept accumulating fat on either side then I can see how the front-bum formation would emerge. Most of the images from search are post-pregnancy women but the middle one here has a characteristic "cleavage" look that, if it was below-navel and with a few hundred extra pounds, would be guntlike.

 

[Kup]

Newfags demanded to be spoonfed the origin and meaning of the corn joke. Now newfags are beating the corn joke to death.

Clearly this is all part of an elaborate gunt operation to lessen the shame of being felted.

This is the first sign of his worst nightmare coming to be, developing a dedicated following in the same vein as Wings or Phil.

Ralph is in the mainstream now, his torment is just beginning. Classless Redditors are on to him, the same spergs who became bigger cows than Wings.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is the first sign of his worst nightmare coming to be, developing a dedicated following in the same vein as Wings or Phil.

Ralph is in the mainstream now, his torment is just beginning. Classless Redditors are on to him, the same spergs who became bigger cows than Wings.

Ralph becoming a Wings style eternally trolled emotional wreck would be incredible.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ralph becoming a Wings style eternally trolled emotional wreck would be incredible.

I'd pay money to see Wings trolls going after Ethan. Those fuckers are relentless.

 

[Kup]

Ralph becoming a Wings style eternally trolled emotional wreck would be incredible.

It’s happening, Ralph is being discussed in the strangest of places now and “normal” types are asking about him. It’s only a matter of time before packs of the severely mentally ill turn their eyes towards him.

Blood is in the water and if he thought he had it bad before…….

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph’s rage at Jim is just him using Jim as a proxy for his dead daddy. Ronnie, he said, hurt him more than anyone else in the world ever has. For all the Daddy Gym jokes, that stream was 100% high-octane daddy issues from Ralph.

Jim is the only person Ralph knows who will tell him point-blank what the reality of his situation is. How sad.

 

[Sinpie]

Ralph’s rage at Jim is just him using Jim as a proxy for his dead daddy. Ronnie, he said, hurt him more than anyone else in the world ever has. For all the Daddy Gym jokes, that stream was 100% high-octane daddy issues from Ralph.

Jim is the only person Ralph knows who will tell him point-blank what the reality of his situation is. How sad.

This. The poll needs a Ronnie Ralph option.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

I'm pretty sure that we all assumed that most of Ralph's issues were related to his clearly rampant daddy issues but to see him implode because of Jim's penchant for laughing at retards is priceless. The manlet burned down in such a way that no one on any side can take him seriously ever again and has the added benefit(for us) of drawing even more eyes to his wretched existence. Perfection.