Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Is this the "Fuentes becomes Ethan Ralph" arc to this ridiculous carnival?

I did a fair amount of searching for the clip of Fuentes giggling like a faggot as he talked about chewing gum while receiving holy Communion and of him mocking the Rosary. So far I've got nothing. However, I do have something tangential to these nuggets of blasphemy:

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tldw: Fuentes is attacking "trads" who asked him why he supports Communion in the hand. The key context is that this is right after he had claimed on Twitter, for years, to be a "traditional Catholic" i.e. trade on the reputation of going to Latin Mass, where there isn't any Communion in the hand option. It's worth noting that outside of (pozzed) Western Europe and the Anglophonic world, it's just as common if not more so that Communion is given on the tongue in the Novus Ordo, which was always done prior to the post-WWII era. His line of "if Rome says it's ok, there's nothing wrong with it" shows he hasn't a clue what he is talking about, and certainly no earthy idea of what he claims to be "his family's traditions" as Italians and Mexicans. Sure, permission for something is permission, but that isn't necessarily a good thing: disciplines have flowed and ebbed and almost always track with the general piety of the faithful. This is another case of Nipples having absolutely no depth of discussion potential. If pressed on this by a serious Catholic, he would immediately start talking over him and resort to personal attacks, I am sure of it. Then again, a serious Catholic man with a job and a family wouldn't dignify this lying fraud with the parity of a debate.
I don't think Fuentes even has a bad point here, the fact that e-catholics sperg out about the most innane shit. But it does show that he is a hypocrite or not sincere in his beliefs. He talks about how he is a tradcath all the damn time but doesn't even do something as simple as tongue communion?
 
I don't think Fuentes even has a bad point here, the fact that e-catholics sperg out about the most innane shit. But it does show that he is a hypocrite or not sincere in his beliefs. He talks about how he is a tradcath all the damn time but doesn't even do something as simple as tongue communion?
I doubt he even goes to Church let alone receive communion, but if he did he wouldn't take it in the mouth for fear of combusting on the spot after years of sucking Jaden
 
I may have slightly tweaked this image for my own amusement.

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the absolute funniest thing that I don't think can ever be said enough is that for how hard Nick fought to distance himself from White Nationalism (i.e, wignats) he still gets called one. That caption would read exactly the same if Theroux were writing about Richard Spencer, Mike Enoch, or literally any one of those people. How's that for irony, Nick?
 
What's his actual philosophy then? What is America First if it's an international america?
He didnt like the alt-right becuase they weren't Catholic so originally it seemed to be "wignats except with performative Catholicism" but has devolved further into these prime tenants:
  • White women are all whores who lust for BBC and should be killed even if they are like 6 years old
  • Fucking catboys isnt gay, sex with women is whats gay
  • Christ and Hitler were both incels
  • Talking about Jews all the time is cringe, but also Nick is based for naming the Jews, other people who name the Jews are just wignats though
and everything else is just shit he stole from Pat Buchanan.
 
What's his actual philosophy then? What is America First if it's an international america?
By courting American "white nationalism" in his early career, Nick has placed himself between the proverbial Charybdis of WASP Nordicist purity spiraling and the Scylla of any digression from an "ethnostate" being perceived as globohomo apologia. In a place like Illinois, he would be considered white without question, but many American wignats hold onto some varying degree of a more classic Northwestern European conception of "white." Try to imagine the schizophrenic mental gymnastics that even, say, an Italian American would have to undertake in order to continue association with such people. It would end in self-loathing. Now amplify that by ten and you have Nick. I think it took a toll early on, hence the thinly veiled attempts at hiding behind irony (along with his obvious homosexuality).
 
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Remember Beardson said he'll sue if they use that footage ? Well Beardson, here Louis big "fuck you" to you and to come and try !!!
What's his actual philosophy then? What is America First if it's an international america?
Best way I can describe it is Trump American Nationalism but somehow gayer and more cultist with mixture some "Wignat" talking points he takes from TRS from years ago then pretends it was his idea all along then call you a "wignat" and having "bad optics" if you repeat those some TRS talking points he repeated himself.
 
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All of these are from Ep. 942 (2022-02-05). Mentioning Queen Bees... Groypers aren't simp beta male orbiters. Oh the irony!
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Not only is he an incel, he's also a MGTOW:
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This hand thing he does here is nothing I've ever seen a straight man do when reminiscing about anything. Girls do this when reminiscing about their first kiss. It is patently effeminite:
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Maybe he just wants to feel bad. He can play it off, but it's clear that he's being truthful:
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I still can't believe that any self-respecting, straight male would ever entertain the idea of following this fag. It just doesn't compute in my brain.

Someone get this boy a silver purity ring fast! Wow, how this faithful believer guards his chasity. Surely, saving himself for his future tradcath catboy wife.
 
sorry if this is repetitive, but unironically Theroux has a pretty solid understanding of Feuntes' political position
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IE: terminally online teenaged angst.
So much of the resurgance to far right politics online is driven by a bunch of young, largely white, men being malcontent with the current state of affairs and want to be a part of something. A huge part of why the internet has, in some way, been detrimental to creating actual meaningful political change is that none of it is real. You can basically have unlimited investment with pretty much next to zero stakes. Of course it's easy to be a fucking sperg who doesn't believe in anything but being the edgiest guy in the room? There's literally no reason not to, on the internet.
 
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