Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Solid Snek]

The invoice did say disposal of medical waste, aka the body.

I assumed they meant Lou's semen, but you might be correct.

Cat Urns can cost as little as 60$. Why does Lover need a 100$ urn? And why does Lover need this by the 22nd when you would need it now?

The way I read @brutal poodle 's post above, I think Lou was asking $100 for the internet (50) and "personal bills" (50) he mentions in the older, quoted Tweet.

I think.

The medical waste charge was only five dollars:


And in an old Tweet posted earlier in the thread, Lou stated that the cremation + urn was $135 (and implies that the urn was already paid off, but that he only paid $45 of it, then left Denise to cover the remaining $90). If the "medical waste" charge was for the cremation alone, rather than semen as I suspect, then the urn would have cost $130. If Lou is telling the truth.


Granted, this being Lou, it's likely that Denise paid for the entire urn herself, and it may even be the case that they never bought an urn in the first place (I don't know whether including urns in a medical waste fee is standard practice; if it is then the five dollar disposal could be an indication that the Gags didn't buy an urn at all), or if they did buy an urn, it cost nowhere near what he's claiming. But $135 for cremation and urn is what Lou's story used to be, two weeks ago, and $5 for waste disposal is what the invoice said.

For P/Lers who have dealt with dead cats: sorry about your kitty. How long does it take, on average, to get an urn back? Is two weeks a reasonable timeframe? And about how much did the cremation service cost?

 

[Chicken Picnic]

"Medical waste" sounds more like disposal of shit like needles and protective equipment (gloves/apron etc). In (British) hospitals we call it clinical waste. Basically anything that doesn't go into a normal trash bag for hygiene concerns, as contact with other people's blood and shit has a tendency to carry some spicy diseases.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Are you saying he's living on Sbarro'd time?

You're awful.

The invoice did say disposal of medical waste, aka the body.

Probably needles and the like actually.



And there is no way he wrote his mom in jail about the girl name list. It's like the guns melted into bookends story. It's too farfetched to believe. Also, of course your parents had a backup girl name! This isn't the movies where the new mother has the baby in her arms before asking "what should we name him?" (Always been baffled by that)

Lol @ not liking asking for money. I don't think he is happy to beg, but he is certainly happy to receive.

What with the not working enough for disability and age, I think when I looked it up it was related to age. Like, a 20 year old wouldn't be expected to have worked for as long as a 40 year old for obvious reasons. I think the amount of working time (in the years immediately leading to the present) is linear. As your age goes up, so does the required working time to qualify for disability.

 

[JaneThough]

Lou has literally never paid into the system he is trying to get benefits out of. He’s never had a job where he had to pay into social security. Yet here he sits, expecting us to foot the bill. The only solace is knowing how shitty his life is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've seen people handle the deaths of their own children with more dignity than Lou is pretending to deal with the death of his mother's cat.

Hey lardo, you can look at pictures of the cat on one of your many electronic screens. And if you don't have any pictures then that kinda shows how much of a shit you gave about it while it was alive.

This whole picture scam is interesting. Is he trying to say they are on a film roll? Where did the pics come from that he's throwing around begging with? Why aren't they enough? Where are all the pics the actual owner took?

I assumed they meant Lou's semen, but you might be correct.

That got a hearty lol.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

Lou's doctor is an idiot:
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491055481053655040 | https://archive.ph/wip/3SGpf

Guys, it's obvious that Lou's doc was measuring his width, not his height.

 

[Piss Bear]

I don’t know what this shit means but you guys might care.

https://archive.ph/s3T0a

Again with the “I am on my hands and knees begging.” This is pathetic and does not make me, nor anyone else want to donate to your grift more than if you had left that part out. But it’s still funny after all this time.

https://archive.ph/Mrglm

How about instead of using that money for treats, you buy them fucking food? Or better yet, don’t spend that fucking money and save it? I know fatty is physically incapable of not spending every penny thrown his way but come on. Think of all the deformed weasels you could buy if you saved your money, Lou!

https://archive.ph/iDhTe

I don’t know what this shit means but you guys might care.

https://archive.ph/vFnKY

He’s Jewish today!

https://archive.ph/ZyECo

He took our advice into putting more effort into his Tellonym answers, it seems.

https://archive.ph/fN1Vv

Not a bad answer for once.

https://archive.ph/Bpb5I

Also some archive links that were not posted earlier in the thread. Just dumping it here so I can close the tabs.

Spoiler

https://archive.ph/29tir

https://archive.ph/j8MxT

https://archive.ph/UISNB

https://archive.ph/xB5hC

https://archive.ph/ZkJIm

https://archive.ph/Lkz9v

https://archive.ph/P29oN

https://archive.ph/OWjPQ

https://archive.ph/FfDFf

 

[Spoonomancer]

I don’t know what this shit means but you guys might care.

https://archive.ph/s3T0a

So Lou is italian now that he knows that Italians killed that darn dirty troll Jesus Christ?

Again with the “I am on my hands and knees begging.” This is pathetic and does not make me, nor anyone else want to donate to your grift more than if you had left that part out. But it’s still funny after all this time.

https://archive.ph/Mrglm

Remember, Lou:
NOTHING! IS! MANDATORY!

I don’t know what this shit means but you guys might care.

https://archive.ph/vFnKY

this fucking nigger thinks that being anti second amendment actually helps lmao
Reminder, Lou: Even the most die-hard hyper-commie, hyper-leftist or hyper-socialist (i don't fucking know which name to call them) bullshitters support gun ownership. It's only Democrats that are anti-2A. Hell, if you look hard enough through troon twitter, you can see several troons arguing for the ownership of guns.

 

[Miss Misery]

I seem to recall he or Mom said they took him to a pet cemetery for cremation... but yeah that medical waste fee seems suspicious, especially the quantity (1). I don't have the receipt for the trip to the vet last weekend, but I had to let them dispose of the body for me (I couldn't afford cremation and honestly, I've had a human relative's ashes just sitting around for decades without knowing what to do with them, I don't need to add to my cremains collection) so I'll get the receipt if I can and check to see if the fees were itemized (again, $47 total... no idea why shit is so expensive in Greensburg).

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I don’t know what this shit means but you guys might care.

https://archive.ph/s3T0a

He's trying to make a joke. Romans = Italians. Jesus = Yeshua = Joshua = Josh. I'm surprised Lou knows that last one.

Of course, the problem is that it's not funny.

• Jesus was executed under the law, not extrajudicially murdered
• This is a rather crude anti-Italian ethnic slur, which only highlights how strenuously Louis Dominic Gagliardi III tries to downplay his own Italian ancestry
• Even if it were funny, the explanations and disclaimers would have smothered the joke to death in its crib

 

[Aunt Carol]

For P/Lers who have dealt with dead cats: sorry about your kitty. How long does it take, on average, to get an urn back? Is two weeks a reasonable timeframe? And about how much did the cremation service cost?

I use Banfield and that ~5 dollars is inarguably the syringe/needle/lab tubing cost. That's about how much my alive cat just got charged for medical waste disposal for his comprehensive. (The vet said he is in fine shape and if he lets me, I should try to brush his remaining teeth.)

Previous cats, years ago, choosing individual cremation (not mixed with other pets, ashes returned to me): it did take about two weeks to get the ashes back. They sent the cremains to the vet so I had to pick them up. There was an option to upgrade to a nicer urn, but the very lowest individual cremation came standard as ashes in a plastic bag inside a rectangular wood-ish box. Didn't get fur swatches, but I did get a surprise paw impression in modeling clay, with instructions on how to bake it in the oven to set it.

The pet crematory here was a separate entity from the vet, so I assume it's going to vary hard by region. I've had more than one dead cat sent to the one here, some from Banfield and some from the midnite all-nite emergency vet, but it was the same crematory. (This makes it sound like I'm Bad at Cats, but it's mostly from adopting cats who were already old and not stored in garage condition.)

I don't recall how much it was for the "send cat out, receive nothing back" option when I was younger and had a smaller budget for sentimentality. $130 sounds about right for the individual, not comingled, cremation; ours has a standard cat price but then charges by weight for dogs. I think it was around $80 for returning a share of comingled ashes if you picked group cremation.

I looked and I didn't save my kitty death receipts. Checking online, the pet crematory here seems to have been recently bought out by a conglomerate. I did actually find the "certificate of cremation" for one of my cats and it looks like the local place sent the cat out-of-state for cremation, so pet cremation logistics are confusing at best. This is all on the West Coast, though.

I'd promise to report back but I hope to not need another cat cremation for a good long while.

 

[Miss Misery]

He's trying to make a joke. Romans = Italians. Jesus = Yeshua = Joshua = Josh. I'm surprised Lou knows that last one.

Of course, the problem is that it's not funny.

• Jesus was executed under the law, not extrajudicially murdered
• This is a rather crude anti-Italian ethnic slur, which only highlights how strenuously Louis Dominic Gagliardi III tries to downplay his own Italian ancestry
• Even if it were funny, the explanations and disclaimers would have smothered the joke to death in its crib

I think it's weird how he says he's not blaming the Jewish RELIGION...

So... he is still blaming the Jewish PEOPLE?

 

[Dusk]

I assumed they meant Lou's semen, but you might be correct.


The way I read @brutal poodle 's post above, I think Lou was asking $100 for the internet (50) and "personal bills" (50) he mentions in the older, quoted Tweet.

I think.

The medical waste charge was only five dollars:
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And in an old Tweet posted earlier in the thread, Lou stated that the cremation + urn was $135 (and implies that the urn was already paid off, but that he only paid $45 of it, then left Denise to cover the remaining $90). If the "medical waste" charge was for the cremation alone, rather than semen as I suspect, then the urn would have cost $130. If Lou is telling the truth.
View attachment 2970747

Granted, this being Lou, it's likely that Denise paid for the entire urn herself, and it may even be the case that they never bought an urn in the first place (I don't know whether including urns in a medical waste fee is standard practice; if it is then the five dollar disposal could be an indication that the Gags didn't buy an urn at all), or if they did buy an urn, it cost nowhere near what he's claiming. But $135 for cremation and urn is what Lou's story used to be, two weeks ago, and $5 for waste disposal is what the invoice said.

For P/Lers who have dealt with dead cats: sorry about your kitty. How long does it take, on average, to get an urn back? Is two weeks a reasonable timeframe? And about how much did the cremation service cost?

I got my dog's ashes back after a couple weeks. They came back in a really nice engraved wooden box. We also got one of his pawprints in plaster and some of his fur in a little plastic baggie. I don't know if that's unusual--I wasn't the one who made the arrangements.

ETA: Looks like @Aunt Carol had the same experience. So about two weeks or so seems the norm.

 

[Solid Snek]

I use Banfield and that ~5 dollars is inarguably the syringe/needle/lab tubing cost. That's about how much my alive cat just got charged for medical waste disposal for his comprehensive. (The vet said he is in fine shape and if he lets me, I should try to brush his remaining teeth.)

Previous cats, years ago, choosing individual cremation (not mixed with other pets, ashes returned to me): it did take about two weeks to get the ashes back. They sent the cremains to the vet so I had to pick them up. There was an option to upgrade to a nicer urn, but the very lowest individual cremation came standard as ashes in a plastic bag inside a rectangular wood-ish box. Didn't get fur swatches, but I did get a surprise paw impression in modeling clay, with instructions on how to bake it in the oven to set it.

The pet crematory here was a separate entity from the vet, so I assume it's going to vary hard by region. I've had more than one dead cat sent to the one here, some from Banfield and some from the midnite all-nite emergency vet, but it was the same crematory. (This makes it sound like I'm Bad at Cats, but it's mostly from adopting cats who were already old and not stored in garage condition.)

I don't recall how much it was for the "send cat out, receive nothing back" option when I was younger and had a smaller budget for sentimentality. $130 sounds about right for the individual, not comingled, cremation; ours has a standard cat price but then charges by weight for dogs. I think it was around $80 for returning a share of comingled ashes if you picked group cremation.

I looked and I didn't save my kitty death receipts. Checking online, the pet crematory here seems to have been recently bought out by a conglomerate. I did actually find the "certificate of cremation" for one of my cats and it looks like the local place sent the cat out-of-state for cremation, so pet cremation logistics are confusing at best. This is all on the West Coast, though.

I'd promise to report back but I hope to not need another cat cremation for a good long while.

I got my dog's ashes back after a couple weeks. They came back in a really nice engraved wooden box. We also got one of his pawprints in plaster and some of his fur in a little plastic baggie. I don't know if that's unusual--I wasn't the one who made the arrangements.

ETA: Looks like @Aunt Carol had the same experience. So about two weeks or so seems the norm.

So, in a shocking twist... Lou may actually be telling the truth for once?!!?

I... I have to sit down. This is all too much. If I have a heart attack and die, please send me $600 for burial services and a new PS5. Nothing is mandatory. #kiwikrowdfund

 

[Aunt Carol]

So, in a shocking twist... Lou may actually be telling the truth for once?!!?

I mean, he could definitely shop around for the urn.

Dead cat haver protip: check the size on bargain urns. If it says "keepsake" urn, sometimes it's a keyword spam but sometimes it means it's one of the very tiny ones for when you have to part out Grandma to a dozen kids.

 

[Solid Snek]

I mean, he could definitely shop around for the urn.
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Dead cat haver protip: check the size on bargain urns. If it says "keepsake" urn, sometimes it's a keyword spam but sometimes it means it's one of the very tiny ones for when you have to part out Grandma to a dozen kids.

I was going to make a joke about how the only way Lou is shelling out money for an urn is if the urn doubles as an iPhone case.

But that's actually kind of a brilliant idea. Turn your kitteh into a phone case! Or a swanky computer stand for the third iPad you bought this month!

Lou would actually get a bit of use out of something like that, and if Lover was turned into an iPad, Lou would get to spend more time with Lover now that he's dead, than he ever spent with Lover when he was alive.

-edit- oooh! Use the fur swatches! Nice, kitty fur case for your phone or tablet, affixed to a plastic backing that's been mixed with the ashes of your dear departed Lover.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

For P/Lers who have dealt with dead cats: sorry about your kitty. How long does it take, on average, to get an urn back? Is two weeks a reasonable timeframe? And about how much did the cremation service cost?

2 weeks is definitely reasonable. Have had two pet cremations. Was about 2.5 weeks for both instances. Paid about $150-180 as I opted for nicer urns. I think if I went with a lower end urn, it would have been about $120

 

[Spoonomancer]

Hello, I come bearing a gift from a Twitter user.
Here is confirmation that Lou changes his names / handles frequently in order to avoid accountability for his actions.
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>one person in particular
>Corust
lmao, Corust would get fucking ruined for being a troon and coming to this site, all the while her friends would lambast her for even using this website in the first place.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

We live rent free in Lou’s head, I swear to god. Maybe he should start begging to pay rent on that too.

 

[Solid Snek]

Hello, I come bearing a gift from a Twitter user.
Here is confirmation that Lou changes his names / handles frequently in order to avoid accountability for his actions.
View attachment 2972454

> Hello, you don't know me, but I am mentally ill.
> LARPer: "oh good, a trustworthy individual!"