4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Fivehead]

I wonder if this will actually be livestreamed or if it's purely just a private paypig event. He'd be stupid not to but I'm not exactly sure how you're supposed to run a show, bowl and get married at the same time so probably not.

 

[Dirty_Fur_Burgers]

Skitzo post:

To make sure dick Masterson shows up Ralph came up with this wedding idea so he can ask duck to be his best man, cry that his parents are dead and he's all he has now. Shaming dick into going.
Ralph will have the wedding but he'll never make it legal through the Govt so May can still get welfare medical care and wic, Ralph's gonna live the free cheese and milk.
1 This way dick shows up.
2 his fans bring him marriage gifts and make him feel like a king at the bowling alley
3 They can pretend the kid won't be born a bastard
4 Govt cheese nigga

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

The bowling wedding isn't happening, there are still no new Pantsu pics, which is weird especially if you consider how she bragged about each little step of their relationship. He will pretend to cancel it last minute because the aylawgs are mean but the whole thing was a ruse all along.

 

[ConSluttant]

Well there’s always the thing where if they are married May can’t be compelled to testify against him in court. She was a witness to sme of the stuff with Fai Fai.

Spousal privilege only attaches during the time you are actually married, not retroactively.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Anybody remember that famous ghetto wedding photo that shows the pregnant bride
in a dress slit open to expose her stretch mark covered belly? I think this style wedding dress for Pantsu will do nicely.

The bowling wedding isn't happening, there are still no new Pantsu pics, which is weird especially if you consider how she bragged about each little step of their relationship. He will pretend to cancel it last minute because the aylawgs are mean but the whole thing was a ruse all along.

Ralph can’t bring himself to tweet how thrilled she is about the idea of a Texas bowling alley wedding in Thrift Giant next to Big Lots? Weird.

She must really be giving some push back to the idea and by that I mean weeping quietly for hours alone in her room.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Same energy

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Since Pantsu can't fly, Ralph is going to be wasting even more money on fuel for his stupid truck to get to Texas.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Until Ethan dies, i will never Run Out of Material. But the way he is speedrunning his personal implosion seems almost like an act of spite itself. He is spiraling faster than people can make fun of him. Oh, he went over seas to eat McDonald! Jokes on You, He already got His teeth knocked Out! You Say he got beaten by the good people of portugal? HAHA! He is already hosting the most miserable killstream ever! Wow, what a shitsh.... NOW HE IS GETTING DUNKED ON BY VTUBERS AND CRIES ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS TO JIM!

Nigga, that's no rockstar lifestyle. It's just retarded.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Since Pantsu can't fly, Ralph is going to be wasting even more money on fuel for his stupid truck to get to Texas.

I don’t believe it will happen, at least not Pantsu eating that giant shit sandwich and riding 2600 miles round trip while 8 months pregnant to be humiliated at a dirty, stinky, smoke filled bowling alley.

Even though she’s a doormat she can use the pregnancy as an excuse and that allows Ralph to save face. “It ain’t good for dah baby. Doctor said it was a bad idea”

It’s a win for Ralph because now she can never lament being a #trad single mom because Ralph will claim he offered her the opportunity. It’s for the best, it will make things a lot easier when she leaves Ralph in May or June to not to have to deal with a divorce.

The next long drive Pantsu will take will be to move back to Rochester with a newborn Gunt.

 

[LadiosSopp]

The bowling wedding isn't happening, there are still no new Pantsu pics, which is weird especially if you consider how she bragged about each little step of their relationship. He will pretend to cancel it last minute because the aylawgs are mean but the whole thing was a ruse all along.

I'm pretty sure a good portion of those brags are Ralph posting on her account. Despite May being a trainwreck herself I can't think of many girls that would legit be thrilled about doing the things Gunt does, much less being around Gunt at all.

 

[Mossad Facade]

TL;DR The bowling event/wedding has the potential to be the mother-of-all corn harvests/shitshows, IMO

Inb4 nothing happens because only 5 other people show up lol

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I don’t believe it will happen, at least not Pantsu eating that giant shit sandwich and riding 2600 miles round trip while 8 months pregnant to be humiliated at a dirty, stinky, smoke filled bowling alley.

Even though she’s a doormat she can use the pregnancy as an excuse and that allows Ralph to save face. “It ain’t good for dah baby. Doctor said it was a bad idea”

It’s a win for Ralph because now she can never lament being a #trad single mom because Ralph will claim he offered her the opportunity. It’s for the best, it will make things a lot easier when she leaves Ralph in May or June to not to have to deal with a divorce.

The next long drive Pantsu will take will be to move back to Rochester with a newborn Gunt.

Didn't he say he would have a second private ceremony or something? That might be what he defaults to and just send her home so her dad will just take care of her instead?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Inb4 nothing happens because only 5 other people show up lol

Even his Arab slave Dingo won't be attending. At this point, Ralph should just invite the aylawgs. At least some of us would actually show up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Even his Arab slave Dingo won't be attending. At this point, Ralph should just invite the aylawgs. At least some of us would actually show up.

It's all he has left. All of his fans and friends fled after the grand feltening.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Even his Arab slave Dingo won't be attending. At this point, Ralph should just invite the aylawgs. At least some of us would actually show up.

I’m on the other side of the world and even I’d be tempted to fly in and pay $120 for a ticket to that mass brawl.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Even his Arab slave Dingo won't be attending. At this point, Ralph should just invite the aylawgs. At least some of us would actually show up.

The fest is too horrifying for most people. Only the most bravest one who can endure this will accept the invitation to the fest. Especially to the bravest of all aylawgs could endure the entire abomination itself.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

A bowling alley wedding. Very few things I can think of are slightly more white trash wigger than that. All the romantic sentiment of a back alley gangbang. Considering who the bride is though, it's really too good for Pantsu. C'mon Ralph, wasn't there any dive bars or monster truck rallies you could have booked this thing at?

 

[FamicomGorby]

The timing is interesting. Are there legal reasons to want to do whatever is necessary to not have a second child outside wedlock?

There are no legal implications to having a child with someone you're not married to, it's the same regardless. Really all that matters is who's names are on the birth certificate.

I'd say that Ethan is having the wedding while Pantsu is over eight months pregnant and literally about to give birth is because of all the speculation on the farms about Pantsu faking it. Really what better way is there to own the a-lawgs than dragging your heavily pregnant fiancee across the country to get married in a shitty bowling alley?

Will they bother with a wedding dress or is Pantsu gonna wear some crop top to show off her belly while Ethan shows off his gunt in turn?

I don't think Pantsu's gonna be able to fly when that pregnant too, so hope she's ready for an 18 hour roadtrip.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Surely we can get some sort of inside man to document this event. Not to fuck with them or do any gay shit, but just someone to see how many people show up and how inbread the KS/ROTC fanbase is.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Dick's a headliner so, theoretically, he should be able to get at least a dozen Texas Dickheads to go to this thing.

I've been to a Road Rage and it's pretty incredible how much money Dick can get people to spend (or was several years ago). Some of them can even afford it.