Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Solid Snek]

https://archive.md/kNlVj

itt: unlovable virgin fat man goes on Reddit, gets downvoted for lecturing girls on what they should and should not feel bad about.

https://archive.md/4xYCc

Does anyone know what Lou's current Reddit ID is?

 

[Aunt Carol]

He'd set the crematorium on fire.
An "overly obese" body set a crematorium on fire - again
There's also a video by Youtube user "Ask a Mortician" which mentions this issue. Could be this one based on the search result - can't watch it at work to check.

When I went to make my "prearrangements," they brought out a big price list of add-ons to choose from. Basic cleanup, embalming, "oh yah she's dead" family viewing, fancy viewing, help writing an obit, coordinating with the VA. A whole menu; it was pretty interesting to look over.

The fee for a plus-sized cremation was a couple hundo on top of the regular cremation, and at the local place, they started "plus-sized" at 300 pounds. Sounds like a moneymaker, but I wonder how the logistics will work going forward--you can't have everyone be the first corpse of the day.

(I was doing my best to be personable but, alas, was not able to successfully steer the mortician into "so you see anything hilarious in this job?")

If crowdfunding his eventual cremation is too dark for Lou, we just need to watch this space for when Denise is doing it later.

Pre-need funeral planning seems like it'd be a new angle to try on the trans community, though. I am tragically dying--don't ask questions on this part--and my transphobic parents are going to bury me under my deadname unless we all pay for the marker now. And an iPad.

 

[In the Sick of It]

No way those urns cost $135 or whatever he claimed. They look like the tins trader joe's puts their hot cocoa in, which brings to mind some possibly horrifying mistakes. Anyone familiar with how much those ones cost?

He'd set the crematorium on fire.
An "overly obese" body set a crematorium on fire - again
There's also a video by Youtube user "Ask a Mortician" which mentions this issue. Could be this one based on the search result - can't watch it at work to check.

This video from the same Youtuber fits Lou better:

 

[Solid Snek]

Pre-need funeral planning seems like it'd be a new angle to try on the trans community, though. I am tragically dying--don't ask questions on this part--and my transphobic parents are going to bury me under my deadname unless we all pay for the marker now. And an iPad.

I'm not even joking anymore. We should make this happen. Troons are growing market with an out-sized need for end-of-life services. Novelty urns, pronoun-sensitive obituaries, pink and blue themed caskets and flower arrangements, fur swatches made from tres femme backhair; the best part is, trannies rarely have dependents or next-of-kin to leave money for, so all their programmer buxx are going to go to waste, unless they spend it on baroque rainbow funeral arrangements.

Kiwi Farms kills plenty of trannies already; why not turn this into a profit?

 

[Piss Bear]

LOL

https://archive.ph/wip/vIn2o

https://archive.ph/N25mT

Spoiler: Full images

Archives TBA. archive.ph seems to be down.

Edit: Archive links added and new screenshots added.

 

[Miss Misery]

The fee for a plus-sized cremation was a couple hundo on top of the regular cremation, and at the local place, they started "plus-sized" at 300 pounds. Sounds like a moneymaker, but I wonder how the logistics will work going forward--you can't have everyone be the first corpse of the day.

I had to make the arrangements for a plus-sized relative, 5'9" and 400lbs. The cremation cost twice as much as a regular cremation and the local funeral home had to transport the body to another city that had a retort large enough. Granted, this was decades ago and options for fat decedents have increased dramatically since then. But you're still going to pay more for the cremation.

Edit: You'd think that someone who cycles through electronics at such a rapid pace would have a solid backup system in place... but that's...logical, not Lougical.

 

[Solid Snek]

> "Lover's photos are the most important things to me."
> only has Lover's photos on his Windows laptop.

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Archives TBA. archive.ph seems to be down.

This was archived in an earlier post. https://archive.md/P9LPS

 

[Piss Bear]

> "Lover's photos are the most important things to me."
> only has Lover's photos on his Windows laptop.


This was archived in an earlier post. https://archive.md/P9LPS

If my “windows machine” got stolen I wouldn’t be posting casually about it on Twitter and then posting my filthy room on Twitter to prove that I looked for it. I’d be livid, and trying to figure out who the fuck stole it. Lou seems apathetic at best.

Just a setup for another grift… but man this one is shady. No one stole his fucking computer.

Also will he just shut the fuck up about Zorro already? God, he’s beating a dead cat at this point.

 

[Solid Snek]

If my “windows machine” got stolen I wouldn’t be posting casually about it on Twitter and then posting my filthy room on Twitter to prove that I looked for it. I’d be livid, and trying to figure out who the fuck stole it. Lou seems apathetic at best.

Just a setup for another grift… but man this one is shady. No one stole his fucking computer.

Also will he just shut the fuck up about that cat already? God, he’s beating a dead cat at this point.

Is he going to be grifting for a new Windows laptop to replace the one that was stolen?

Or for a time machine, because now that he's lost Lover's photos, a time machine is the only way he's getting them back?

Also, those photos are a scavenger hunt and a half:

• unopened Rainbow Dash figurine, of the "Pony Cum Jar" variety
• Sunny Starscout MLP plushy
• a book of poetry "based on Hindu mythology", because atheism
• a Percy Jackson spinoff based on Greek paganism, because atheism
• Doctor Who book ghostwritten by Tom Baker
• unidentified FurPlanet book
• a nerf crossbow of some kind
• broken pieces of a second nerf weapon
• Switch (filthy)
• Xbox controller
• some kind of console?
• one, possibly two tablets?
• illegible GameStop receipt
• vidya box, PS4 game
• at least two Legend of Korra comics
• Bone, for some reason
• a half dozen+ Wonder Woman branded tchotchkes, including bandaids
• the user manual from a Lasko heater (presumably the one he bought back when his whole family froze to death)
• box from a Bugha LED gamer headset (cheap and plebby, surprisingly or not)
• two other headsets, neither of which appear to be the Bugha
• two unplugged keyboards (filthy)
• lap tray with swanky pillow, to rest his tablets on while he lies in bed?
• stick of food, unopened
• laminated tittycat badge, "ACE"
• Dr Who scarf, not show accurate? Not show accurate, he sprung for a cheap Amazon knockoff rather than a True and Honest Dr Who scarf
• three full trashcans
• Lou's foot, wearing a filthy sock
• no other socks in sight
• silver laptop on the bed? Looks like an Acer; really hope that's not the "Windows laptop" he "can't find"

... and loads more. Anyone who's good at IDing Lou's tech devices should take a peak.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Does anyone know what Lou's current Reddit ID is?

So you don't look for him. Not like you leave the house everyday to go to work.

Possible reddit ID: KeepyoureyeontheSbarro He was a big Baretta fan.

LOL
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There's only 4 people that live in the house. I'm pretty sure you can come up with a better story to beg with narrow it down.

 

[Spunt]

LOL
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Archives TBA. archive.ph seems to be down.

Fuck me. I count:

1 tablet
1 notebook computer of some kind
1 laptop (that is not the missing Windows laptop)
1 Nintendo Switch
1 XBox controller (he doesn't have a gaming PC afaik so that's for an XBox)
1 Router (not in use)
1 Expensive looking gamer headset
2 Other headsets/headphones
1 Unidentified gizmo that I think might be his cable box? Either way it lives in the middle of the floor for some reason.
2 Keyboards
3 trash bins (all full, largely with soda bottles)
1 Doctor Who scarf (the one worn by the Dr Who he likes, the shit one everyone hates)
1 Nerf crossbow
Countless MLP and Wonder Woman toys, many unopened
A closet in addition to what's on the floor that looks stuffed floor to ceiling with crap
A Gamestop receipt
A Steam gift card
Some sort of thing with deformed weasel #45343 on it
Brand-name Reebok rucksack, and many other bags.
Many other unidentified electronics with cables coming out of them

EDIT: Beaten like a ginger stepchild.

Lou shopping addict/hoarder confirmed.

This looks like the bedroom of a spoiled 9-year-old. So many toys and electronic gizmos. I don't know the makes or models of anything, but that's thousands of dollars worth of electronics just visible in this photo. I wonder if this will affect his grifting? Nah, of course not, Lou's paypiggies don't have the level of object permanence required to do that.

 

[Immortal Technique]

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I don't know where you got this photo, as I've thought I've seen them all, but this shit is too funny to me.

-- Near 40 year old man
-- True and honest [women] decked out in black out goth/Marvel Punisher wardrobe?
-- the 1990's Zumba birch wood pants
-- His deity, man crush, Sidney Crosby posters and action figures
-- NERF gun in bucket for home defense
-- Single bed mattress
-- CAPE shit bed liner
-- Toddler gate guards, turned the other way, because he's a big boy now

 

[Solid Snek]

Fuck me. I count:

1 tablet
1 notebook computer of some kind
1 laptop (that is not the missing Windows laptop)
1 Nintendo Switch
1 XBox controller (he doesn't have a gaming PC afaik so that's for an XBox)
1 Router (not in use)
1 Expensive looking gamer headset
2 Other headsets/headphones
1 Unidentified gizmo that I think might be his cable box? Either way it lives in the middle of the floor for some reason.
2 Keyboards
3 trash bins (all full, largely with soda bottles)
1 Doctor Who scarf (the one worn by the Dr Who he likes, the shit one everyone hates)
1 Nerf crossbow
Countless MLP and Wonder Woman toys, many unopened
A closet in addition to what's on the floor that looks stuffed floor to ceiling with crap
A Gamestop receipt
A Steam gift card
Some sort of thing with deformed weasel #45343 on it
Brand-name Reebok rucksack, and many other bags.
Many other unidentified electronics with cables coming out of them

EDIT: Beaten like a ginger stepchild.

Lou shopping addict/hoarder confirmed.

This looks like the bedroom of a spoiled 9-year-old. So many toys and electronic gizmos. I don't know the makes or models of anything, but that's thousands of dollars worth of electronics just visible in this photo. I wonder if this will affect his grifting? Nah, of course not, Lou's paypiggies don't have the level of object permanence required to do that.

The expensive looking headset is actually pretty cheap; it appears to be this piece of shit, with most of the price stemming from a branding deal with a pro Fortnite player who's half Lou's age.

Also, I dug hard into the Doctor Who scarf and, in three minutes, learned way more than I ever thought I'd know about Baker Who: turns out (in true poser fashion) Lou bought the crappest knockoff version available on Amazon. It's not show accurate at all.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

This one is a real stumper.

• The missing laptop might be the HP Stream he bought on December 6 and put up for sale on January 14. The only other recent Windows machines we know of are the Beelink Mini-PC he bought in January and put up for sale a week later and an IdeaPad 3 he was trying to sell in November.
• That does look like an Acer laptop, but the Acer Aspire 5 he supposedly gave to his mother last July has the logo in the center of the lid rather than to one side:

https://www.cnet.com/reviews/acer-aspire-5-2019-review/

I am very preliminarily identifying this computer as the Acer Chromebook Spin 311 he bought in January 2021. This is the computer he supposedly gave to his nephew a week after buying it but also put up for sale at the same time, and then tried to sell again a month later.

https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Chromebook-CP311-2H-C3KA-Convertible-Touchscreen/dp/B07XMJ65B5?th=1

I'm bothered by the lack of a visible Chromebook logo, but it might have gotten cut off at the edge of the picture, and it looks like it could be hard to see from some angles anyway.

https://www.androidheadlines.com/2020/06/acer-chromebook-spin-311-hands-on-preview-specs-performance-display.html

On the other hand, it seems really strange that Lou would own a computer for more than a year, all while frequently claiming not to own any Windows machines. Because I only add devices to the list if we have solid proof that it a new or previously unknown device, however, I am not adding it to the computer list at the present time. If he did successfully sell both the HP Stream and the Acer, though, this would be evidence of two previously unknown computers.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Don't forget he had a brand new one on the way when zero was on his deathbed. He cried about fedex taking too long to deliver it.

 

[Spunt]

On the other hand, it seems really strange that Lou would own a computer for more than a year, all while frequently claiming not to own any Windows machines. Because I only add devices to the list if we have solid proof that it a new or previously unknown device, however, I am not adding it to the computer list at the present time. If he did successfully sell both the HP Stream and the Acer, though, this would be evidence of two previously unknown computers.

I think he owns computers for much longer than he says. He's a hoarder and when he suddenly needed more "kitty pictures" he realised that the computer he needed was in the bottom of a pile somewhere and now he can't find it. It's probably in that closet in the background under a mountain of crap.

I don't believe that Lou doesn't back up his pictures. Apple, Windows and Android devices all come with inbuilt backups for free, also last I checked a basic Dropbox account was free and gives you 5Gb free space, enough for a LOT of pictures. Unless...

Theory Time:

Does everyone remember Lou pissing his pants over Apple scanning people's backups for CP? Many found it suspicious at the time. Now he is looking for pictures, on a Windows laptop, that aren't backed up. Why wouldn't they be backed up? Well add these two pieces of information together and the conclusion is obvious:

The missing PC is his Porn PC

Whether it's CP or just revolting hyper-titty clop, Lou has porn that he doesn't want anyone looking at. Such a collection would be stored locally somewhere so that big tech doesn't scan his backups and find something funky. A Windows PC would be suitable (a Linux PC would be even better, but Lou is stupid). Now it's missing and Lou is freaking out so badly that he's thinking even less than usual and showing the internet his hoard. He rarely does that, so he must be really fucking worried.

There's a good chance the contents of that laptop could land him in big trouble - with his mom, with his friends, or even with the cops. No wonder he's so frantic.

EDIT: If it has been stolen, keep a lookout on Greensburg Craigslist/Ebay. That could be a spicy find for someone.

 

[Solid Snek]

This one is a real stumper.

• The missing laptop might be the HP Stream he bought on December 6 and put up for sale on January 14. The only other recent Windows machines we know of are the Beelink Mini-PC he bought in January and put up for sale a week later and an IdeaPad 3 he was trying to sell in November.
• That does look like an Acer laptop, but the Acer Aspire 5 he supposedly gave to his mother last July has the logo in the center of the lid rather than to one side:

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https://www.cnet.com/reviews/acer-aspire-5-2019-review/

I am very preliminarily identifying this computer as the Acer Chromebook Spin 311 he bought in January 2021. This is the computer he supposedly gave to his nephew a week after buying it but also put up for sale at the same time, and then tried to sell again a month later.

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https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Chromebook-CP311-2H-C3KA-Convertible-Touchscreen/dp/B07XMJ65B5?th=1

I'm bothered by the lack of a visible Chromebook logo, but it might have gotten cut off at the edge of the picture, and it looks like it could be hard to see from some angles anyway.
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https://www.androidheadlines.com/2020/06/acer-chromebook-spin-311-hands-on-preview-specs-performance-display.html

On the other hand, it seems really strange that Lou would own a computer for more than a year, all while frequently claiming not to own any Windows machines. Because I only add devices to the list if we have solid proof that it a new or previously unknown device, however, I am not adding it to the computer list at the present time. If he did successfully sell both the HP Stream and the Acer, though, this would be evidence of two previously unknown computers.

That Chromebook logo is exactly where the laptop gets cut off in the photo, so yeah, could be. I'm sure Acer has other makes and models that have the Acer logo off-center, however, so who can tell?

My biggest concern would be the lack of visible hinges; the hinges on the 311 look quite prominent, yet the hinges on Lou's mystery Acer - while identifiable - are a lot more subdued. They don't appear to be spinny.

Also, it looks like we're viewing Ace's Acer from the back/righthand side; judging from the first product image, the ports on the righthand side of the 311 (and lefthand side of the 311, for that matter) look different from the ports visible on ACE-r.

My vote would be that ACE-r is an as-yet-unknown laptop, but I'm no expert on his devices, so that might just be me loving the thought of Lou blowing even more money on even more tech he doesn't need, and getting caught because he's an idiot.

The missing PC is his Porn PC

That would certainly explain why he's got his Lover pictures on it!



-edit- Lou's either calling the cops or being evicted. Possibly both? He also confirms that his next fundraiser will be for a new Windows laptop "while he looks for this one". (no word on why a new laptop would matter, given that his concern is for the lost pictures of Lover - pictures that won't be on any new laptop, either)

Starting to think Spunt is right about Lou losing a Problematic Porn PC; he's really flipping shit about this one.

https://archive.md/e041L

Spoiler: even more pics; all new angles, all new stuff

 

[Norman B. Normal]

That Chromebook logo is exactly where the laptop gets cut off in the photo, so yeah, could be. I'm sure Acer has other makes and models that have the Acer logo off-center, however, so who can tell?

My biggest concern would be the lack of visible hinges; the hinges on the 311 look quite prominent, yet the hinges on Lou's mystery Acer - while identifiable - are a lot more subdued. They don't appear to be spinny.

Also, it looks like we're viewing Ace's Acer from the back/righthand side; judging from the first product image, the ports on the righthand side of the 311 (and lefthand side of the 311, for that matter) look different from the ports visible on ACE-r.

My vote would be that ACE-r is an as-yet-unknown laptop, but I'm no expert on his devices, so that might just be me loving the thought of Lou blowing even more money on even more tech he doesn't need, and getting caught because he's an idiot.



That would certainly explain why he's got his Lover pictures on it!



-edit- Lou's either calling the cops or being evicted. Possibly both? He also confirms that his next fundraiser will be for a new Windows laptop "while (he) looks for this one".

Starting to think Spunt is right; he's really flipping shit about this one.
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Oh please no. My heart can't take much more of this.

• Ghostbusters Kenner Classics Ghostpopper Retro Blaster Action Toy ("for my nephew," no doubt)
• Too Hot to Handle by Victoria Dahl ("I am too a lady, yinz guys!")
• Huntress by Renee Carter Hall
• The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle
• The Girl and the Goddess by Nikita Gill
• Logitech - K400 Plus TKL Wireless Membrane Keyboard for PC/TV/Laptop/Tablet with Built-in Touchpad
• Two PS4 controllers
• The Legend of Korra comics (can't be fucked to look up which ones)
• Watchmen by Moore and Gibbons (I can't account for this lapse into good taste)
• more?

Spoiler: Book synopses

Too Hot to Handle
This good girl's going bad….

Merry Kade has always been the good girl. The best friend. The one who patiently waits for the guy to notice her. Well, no more. Merry has just scored her dream job, and it's time for her life to change. As the new curator of a museum in Wyoming, she'll supervise a lot of restoration work. Luckily she's found the perfect contractor for the job.

Shane Harcourt can't believe that someone wants to turn a beat-up ghost town into a museum attraction. After all, the last thing he needs is the site of his dream ranch turning into a tourist trap. He'll work on the project, if only to hasten its failure…until the beautiful, quirky woman in charge starts to change his mind.

For the first time ever, Merry has a gorgeous stud hot on her heels. But can she trust this strong, silent man, even if he is a force of nature in bed? When Shane's ulterior motives come out, he'll need to prove to Merry that a love like theirs may be too hot to handle, but it's impossible to resist.

The Huntress
All her life, the young lioness Leya has dreamed of becoming one of the karanja, the proud huntresses of her people. But there's more to being karanja than just learning to throw a spear. Life among their tents means giving up family, safety -- even love. How much is Leya willing to sacrifice for a place in the sisterhood? Does she truly have the heart of a huntress?

Author Renee Carter Hall takes readers into the veld for this coming-of-age anthropomorphic fantasy for teens and adults. This edition includes the novella "Huntress" (nominated in the 2014 Ursa Major Awards and winner of the 2014 Cóyotl Award for Best Novella), as well as three brand-new short stories set in the same world.

Spoiler: Renee Carter Hall

Spoiler: Found when searching for Renee Carter Hall

https://furrywritersguild.com/writers/diana-belmont/ | https://archive.ph/GW97z

The Girl and the Goddess
Let her be a little less human, a little more divine
Give her heart armor so it doesn’t break as easily as mine

Meet Paro. A girl with a strong will, a full heart, and much to learn. Born into a family reeling from the ruptures of Partition in India, we follow her as she crosses the precarious lines between childhood, teenage discovery, and realizing her adult self. In the process, Paro must confront fear, desire and the darkest parts of herself in the search for meaning and, ultimately, empowerment.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know where you got this photo, as I've thought I've seen them all, but this shit is too funny to me.

-- Near 40 year old man
-- True and honest [women] decked out in black out goth/Marvel Punisher wardrobe?
-- the 1990's Zumba birch wood pants
-- His deity, man crush, Sidney Crosby posters and action figures
-- NERF gun in bucket for home defense
-- Single bed mattress
-- CAPE shit bed liner
-- Toddler gate guards, turned the other way, because he's a big boy now

The fashion is all Lou, but this particular photo is taken in his nephew's room.

Lou, delicate adult female that he is, sleeps on a stack of stained mattresses with no bedsheets, and is not ashamed to use them as a backdrop for his craigslist electronics listings.

 

[Spunt]

My reading of that tweet is that he thinks his mom stole the laptop but can't outright say it or call her out because she'd throw him out of the house. She's probably tidied her 38-year-old son's room and said "I put all the computers in this bag" and it's not in that bag.

On the one hand what the hell would Lou's mom want with a laptop, she can barely work a phone. On the other hand she has literally gone to jail for stealing things from family members so it's not out of the question...