Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou, delicate adult female that he is, sleeps on a stack of stained mattresses with no bedsheets, and is not ashamed to use them as a backdrop for his craigslist electronics listings.

What do you think this is?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Goddammit, I have shit to do today.

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491834161946324994 | https://archive.ph/G3Sr6

You know, I have stuff go missing all the time. Yesterday I couldn't find my keys. I thought I was going crazy until I mentioned it to Mrs. Normal and she said she borrowed them because she needed to use my pocketknife to open an Amazon package. In a million years it never would have occurred to me to CALL THE POLICE ON MY WIFE.

Columbo is on the case (featuring Guest Celebrity Undertale Larper):

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491837551673499653 | https://archive.ph/Ocgge

Even in jail Lou's brother is a better person than him.

TIMELINE

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491873847943249921 | https://archive.ph/9XFHa

 

[Berserker Armor]

F

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Archives TBA. archive.ph seems to be down.

I AM SORRY BUT THERES TWO DIFFERENT LAPTOPS IN THAT SECOND PICTURE.

The first one:
- Wonder Woman bandaids
- a Wonder Woman comic off to the side
- two legend of Korra comics
- the 10th anniversary box set of the Percy Jackson books (?)
- nerf gun
- a single nerf dart
- headset boxes
- what looks like a small white art tablet ???
- keyboard
- a bone comic book
- notebook
- a mlp plush
- an unopened rainbow dash figure


The more I look the more stuff appears


Edit: also why is this man 38 years old and his dead mom be cleaning his room?

I hope he posts more pics this is a fucked up ispy I love it

 

[Solid Snek]

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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491873847943249921 | https://archive.ph/9XFHa

Has Lou ever explains why he needs a dedicated laptop for iTunes, Discord, and Telegram?

Why doesn't he use iTunes, Discord, and Telegram on one of his other laptops? Or one of his tablets? Or his iPads, or phones?

I know the real reason is because he's a liar, a grifter, and an addict. But I love this particular lie, and I'd love it so much more if he ever attempted to flesh it out and justify it.

 

[Mountain Dew]

The jack off lotion next to the ketchup is a nice touch, Lou.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What do you think this is?
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That's the amazing photo we're talking about now, and Lou has at least upgraded his blanket technique after several fundraisers to do so. No fitted sheet, probably no sheets, no sign of the bed frame he's grifted for twice.

Point of order: @Immortal Technique, to whom I was replying, was talking about the older "it's so cold in here send $$" photo where Lou was lurking in a child's bedroom, dressed all in black including gloves.

I would also like to state my horror at the absolute state of Lou's fan.

And amusement at his ketchup storage:

Would one of the electronics experts care to collage the photos and then overlay a price estimate for every device that's just strewn around Lou's hovel? That would be an amazing image to sum up the entire Lou Cycle.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I love how Lou's immediate response is to beg for a new laptop rather than... Going to the rubbish bin and looking through it. "Mom threw it out, woe is me!", Just go to the bin and look at the shit she tossed.

Also, such an amazing gift he's given us, a full look at his fucking hugely dirty room. Not messy - dirty. Just looking at the fan makes me gag from the imagined smell of musk, B.O and crusty semen.

I'm by no means a clean freak, but the most you'll see from my house are some empty booze cans on the coffee table and energy drink cans on my work desk, all which get cleared out my usual Saturday clean and vacuum. Lou's room looks like it hasn't been cleaned in well over a year, and he only recently had to clear it out to have the walls painted.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Ah yes, the classic example someone who likes to make all kinds of "ACAB Defund the Police" statements online, but the first time something happens (in this case, his mother may have misplaced one of his 10 laptops, in her own home) he's ready to call 911.

What does he think the cops are going to do for him anyway? Does he think they are going to help him go through his hoard of garbage and find it? Or that they are going to arrest Denise? What does he even want them to do?

His grifting really is escalating. To claim to lose something and immediately think that means it's appropriate to e-panhandle for another, even in the context of the online tranny "mutual aid" crowd, is pretty bad. He is chasing the dragon hard.

 

[Piss Bear]

I’m loving this Lou crib tour, honestly! Keep posting pics fatty.

https://archive.ph/G4WPu

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@Norman B. Normal Thank you for adding the shit I missed. This grift is pretty fucking funny and it would’ve been a shame to have missed the “Denise stole Lou’s laptop” lore.

Bitch, please.

https://archive.ph/saXBq

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It probably is somewhere obvious. That’s how it tends to be with lost items.

https://archive.ph/dj9LH

LOOK. HARDER. Christ.

https://archive.ph/AOYLk

… Ladies?

https://archive.ph/omd1l

I sincerely doubt he doesn’t already have another perfectly fine laptop somewhere. Jesus fatty. You really are an addict.

https://archive.ph/OdkDC

He posts about “not eating” as if it’s some big deal all the goddamn time. Lou, you have enough blubber on you to hibernate for many moons. Calm down.

https://archive.ph/TvAyw

Edit: Added more screenshots.

 

[Spoonomancer]

should be noted that there's only one red PS4 case. Red PS4 cases usually denote 20$ or under value games, and we all know that our #trans #retinopathic #disabled #queen Louis "Acekatt" Gagliardi refuses to buy used. The one game I can make out definitely is Skyrim, though.

EDIT: WHY IS THERE A PHONE ON A RANDOM ASS STAND? NOT LIKE LOU USES IT AT ALL FOR ANYTHING WE'RE AWARE OF

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's so interesting to see how other people live. Now I'm starting to wonder if Lou knows something I don't.

What if I were in my bedroom and had a ketchup emergency? We'll see how my hoity-toity refrigerator ketchup lifestyle holds up then, I guess.

 

[Lurk]

"Watching my tv, and streams on my laptop..." "now I have think and look for a 15.6-17.3 inch laptop"
What... Why doesn't he use the laptop he clearly just stated he has and is ACTIVELY USING RIGHT NOW, for itunes, discord, telegram, "etc"?! This motherfucker's fiending for his next hit has him completely exposing his lunacy How can any of his followers see this and not at least scratch their pin-heads?

I'm also seeing multiple laptops in the photos posted so far. The chance to grift for electronics has truly sent Lou into a scammer's ecstasy

 

[Solid Snek]

It's so interesting to see how other people live. Now I'm starting to wonder if Lou knows something I don't.

What if I were in my bedroom and had a ketchup emergency? We'll see how my hoity-toity refrigerator ketchup lifestyle holds up then, I guess.

I'm actually a little disappointed about that. I only counted a single bottle of ketchup in all of today's pictures; the one in the picture of the Resident Evil Fan. Usually, he's got three or more - so perhaps that's just his afternoon ketchup bottle, and his mom cleaned up the rest?

I'll admit, it does make getting ketchup while you're lying in bed a little more convenient. But if Lou were REALLY smart, he'd haul the entire fridge upstairs and stick it at the head of his bed, next to his pillow; that way he could fill the fridge up with, like, fifty ketchup bottles, and they would always be within arm's reach. Maybe crowdfund a moving company to come by and carry it up the stairs for him?

-edit- ooo, wait, another idea. His lap stand, the one with the pillow? Make a hole in the pillow; a little pocket, lined with that insulation they sometimes use for cold/hot delivery boxes. That way, Lou could stick his ketchup in his lap stand, and it'd be even easier to reach! Obviously, he'll still need a fridge in his room, since it'd be difficult to fit more than one ketchup bottle in a lap pillow. But rolling over and opening a fridge door that's next to your head, every time you want a blast of ketchup...? Lap ketchup is clearly the way forward here.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I didn't see this posted yet...
link | archive
Let's unpack this, shall we? First, to call this a tragedy...wow. "Here's the thing folx...if I try to prove it with her...I'll be out on the streets." Yeah, if I was housing my 400 pound almost 40-year-old son, and he started accusing me of theft, I would probably kick him out, too. (Then I would commit suicide for raising such a shitty son.) Next, he is implying that it was his only device ("I'm at the library right now" as if that is his only access to Twitter) and he needs it for all these things, which is clearly just a lie. THERE IS A LAPTOP IN THE PHOTOS OF HIS DISGUSTING ROOM! He's got 11 retweets so far, he must be so excited!. He really thinks he is so smart and that no one can see how insane all this is. Even his retarded lunatic orbiters must see through it, but they don't question it, to avoid anyone questioning them.

He is probably totally raging out and trashing his already trashed room. I wonder if we will get news that Denise called the cops on him for a violent tantrum again. Fingers crossed!

 

[Piss Bear]

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"Watching my tv, and streams on my laptop..." "now I have think and look for a 15.6-17.3 inch laptop"
What... Why doesn't he use the laptop he clearly just stated he has and is ACTIVELY USING RIGHT NOW, for itunes, discord, telegram, "etc"?! This motherfucker's fiending for his next hit has him completely exposing his lunacy How can any of his followers see this and not at least scratch their pin-heads?

I'm also seeing multiple laptops in the photos posted so far. The chance to grift for electronics has truly sent Lou into a scammer's ecstasy

To be fair, he said “I wanted to be at home watching tv, and streams on my laptop relaxing before making soup.”

I didn't see this posted yet...

I edited it into my post above. Sorry, I’ve been a bit scatter-brained with this new grift saga. I think archive.ph being down threw me off.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The jack off lotion next to the ketchup is a nice touch, Lou.

I just assumed he was using the ketchup as the lotion.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just assumed he was using the ketchup as the lotion.

Do you think that Lou keeps a couple of emergency ketchup packets in his wallet, in case he gets lucky?

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

https://archive.md/wip/LlXEW

Well, Crisis Averted. After seeing Lou's room, is it any wonder it was misplaced?

 

[Next Task]

His grifting really is escalating. To claim to lose something and immediately think that means it's appropriate to e-panhandle for another, even in the context of the online tranny "mutual aid" crowd, is pretty bad. He is chasing the dragon hard.

I think he's still on a high from the Lover grift being actually a bit successful, because he's done the 'I can't immediately find something? Must beg for money for a new one!' scam numerous times before. Not for a while, and usually with accessories rather than a laptop, but it's part of his repertoire.

Horrifyingly, the idea that it's his porn laptop is plausible. Replace all his 'valuable' porn in the grift with 'pictures of Lover' and you have another scam based on Denise's dead cat all ready to go.

I also like the idea that Denise knows what's on it and is holding on to it for leverage. This is two levels of speculation deep, but if she's preparing to live without Lou in the house, either by moving or kicking him out, holding the laptop over his head would help immensely - if he didn't just tard rage and attack her. It's possible that if she found Lou's porn she'd just throw away the whole computer for having degenerate shit on it, though.

Either way, he's being more revealing around this device than any of his others, and it's obviously not because of photos of a now-dead cat. It could just be that, for the first time, he actually has lost something rather than it just being under a pile of trash and him thinking that's a good idea for begging in the 90 seconds before he finds it. But I like the porn laptop theory more. That is, if only one of his devices has porn on it...

Edit: And the fun stops because Lou finds the damn thing. This was your chance, Denise, and you fucked it as badly as you fucked up raising your kids. Speaking of which, is this the first time Lou's brother has been said to be in jail rather than rehab? Because I think it might be.

 

[Solid Snek]

Do you think that Lou keeps a couple of emergency ketchup packets in his wallet, in case he gets lucky?

Lou does have game. He's never met a hamburger or a chicken wing which he didn't bring home with him that night...