Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[BelUwUga]

To the people coming from the community happenings post who do not have the context: This person has already been 'soft doxed' and warned to change her handle/lock down her public social media accounts repeatedly over the last month including by a BP mod. She got a bad reaction for posting a stupid pop culture reference a few days ago, was told to learn the culture here or stop posting two days ago, doubled down, got threadbanned, got caught posting about how we were meanie doodoo heads over on Reddit using the same fucking handle, and continued to press her luck by contacting me in her self-admitted attempt to evade her threadban. It looks like I chimped over a DM because that was the thing that made me pull the trigger, but it's been a solid month of people warning her over and over that this would happen.

Newfag here let me lay it on you.* I feel sad that this was added between when I first read your impressive work and now. She was annoying and retarded and that was apparent to me, I didn't know any of the underlying information. Part of Kiwi culture that people are failing to adapt to is not needing to have a laundry list of reasons to placate butthurt readers. Other newfags, lurk more and post less. Drop the shovel when you find yourself in a hole. Go off queen and be proud of the righteous power you wield, at least when I call BP catty bitches I mean it with a heart full of love. Your grace in taking time to explain is admirable.

*See this is an internal reference to the farms. No I will not source it, nor explain it if you don't know. Lurk moar.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

@Rustymarble really? "There's something to be said for this whole private subreddit thing."

Why do they never learn to leave well enough alone? I acknowledged but did not share the SS I was getting from Euth's "private" community because I didn't want the users there to shit their pants and give Euth a witch hunt over who the leak was. The leak is a bunch of regular users who share things with me, especially if my name gets dropped or there's someone being particularly dramatic. We laugh in private then we move on, just like with the discord leaks I was getting the entire time they were active.

 

[peach tea]

Oof she was tracked down last month and still left all her accounts wide open

I think it’s pretty much impossible to hide everything on your Reddit account, right? I don’t have an account there but I have used the site and I’ve noticed that everyone’s post history is public. Can it not be hidden?

I’ve noticed on Twitter that people who have locked accounts aren’t trusted very much, which is terrible security wise… but it seems like the only social media site where a private account is encouraged is Facebook. And even then, people are too dumb/desperate for attention to do it lol

Well regardless @Kate Farms Shill your post was glorious. Semper Fi

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I think it’s pretty much impossible to hide everything on your Reddit account, right? I don’t have an account there but I have used the site and I’ve noticed that everyone’s post history is public. Can it not be hidden?

I’ve noticed on Twitter that people who have locked accounts aren’t trusted very much, which is terrible security wise… but it seems like the only social media site where a private account is encouraged is Facebook. And even then, people are too dumb/desperate for attention to do it lol

Well regardless @Kate Farms Shill your post was glorious. Semper Fi

You can't hide reddit info but it's very easy to delete and start a new account. They're basically supposed to be anonymous/disposable and there's a big culture of using throwaway accounts to post something personal you don't wan't linked to your main, or using separate handles for separate hobbies and not crossing the streams.

 

[BelUwUga]

I think it’s pretty much impossible to hide everything on your Reddit account, right? I don’t have an account there but I have used the site and I’ve noticed that everyone’s post history is public. Can it not be hidden?

I’ve noticed on Twitter that people who have locked accounts aren’t trusted very much, which is terrible security wise… but it seems like the only social media site where a private account is encouraged is Facebook. And even then, people are too dumb/desperate for attention to do it lol

Well regardless @Kate Farms Shill your post was glorious. Semper Fi

Reddit username histories are kept by default, attached to the username. There are some options to block sharing subscriptions/posts or prevent search engine indexing of some things, but the posts are still there. If an account with a post history is deleted without other action taken, the posts/comments submitter will appear as [Deleted], but the original post remains. If you are looking to DFE you need to get one of the many available scripts that edits and then deletes all prior comments. I never registered with an email so I am unsure of their retention policies even if you submit a change request.

I used to advise deleting and starting a new account anytime combined karma points exceed 10K. Considering things are likely the best they will be once the IPO goes through, I just encourage people to quit using the site altogether. Anyone that sticks around post-IPO should just disconnect from the Internet. They'll be better off, other sites will be better off, and everyone wins if Reddit dies.

Edit: N.B. [deleted] in the post body means it was a user deletion most likely and archives may be able to recover it. Because of the way most function they will return the most recent edit, but they will mark outright deletions for archival. In some cases it's a mod removal but mods can delete a post and hide it, so they usually only do this to illustrate rule-breaking has been actioned.

 

[ilikel8nighttv]

You can't hide reddit info but it's very easy to delete and start a new account. They're basically supposed to be anonymous/disposable and there's a big culture of using throwaway accounts to post something personal you don't wan't linked to your main, or using separate handles for separate hobbies and not crossing the streams.

Well put, and wonderful write up/hard reality check for people. I enjoyed every bit. Why is it so hard for people to literally follow the advice from this forum: create a new email and a new handle for this forum exclusively or whatever. Because they will find you otherwise. Be from 1993 and use a fucking pen and paper if your dumb brain can't remember a new login.

Semi-newfag advice for anyone reading from a longtime unregistered lurker: have separate accounts with different names and if anything, you should know by now to be private about your life online.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Semi-newfag advice for anyone reading from a longtime unregistered lurker: have separate accounts with different names and if anything, you should know by now to be private about your life online.

Seriously. Most of the timelines in this thread and on The Reddit™ exist because people use the same username across multiple platforms and/or tie their accounts to their real name.
Even if you aren't a munchie, it's a smart idea for anyone that gives a shit about privacy. The internet is way more permanent than most people realize. Do you want everyone you interact with online to be able to find the dumb cringy shit you did as a teenager because you've used the same username?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Even if you aren't a munchie, it's a smart idea for anyone that gives a shit about privacy. The internet is way more permanent than most people realize. Do you want everyone you interact with online to be able to find the dumb cringy shit you did as a teenager because you've used the same username?

Well on the other hand Myspace, Xanga and most of Livejournal are all gone. We've lost a treasure trove.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Well on the other hand Myspace, Xanga and most of Livejournal are all gone. We've lost a treasure trove.

If anyone's still recycling a Myspace, Xanga, or Livejournal handle, then their dedication to their 2000s identity is something worth studying in and of itself. Although I feel the crossover between the cows and this population is essentially a single-circle venn diagram.

Paige has addressed those who question her methods directly. Not on a device that can screen record at the moment, but here's a screen grab of each piece of text. The video is just her lipsyncing poorly to James Arthur's "Train Wreck." An apt track for this.

Alright, Paige. I'll stand by for the video of your parents explaining it as part of your quest for truth. Yeah, you probably do have sepsis. It's real, but you're the cause if we trace it back. It's not rocket surgery. Could have two whole hands, but, you know. Gotta keep everyone on their toes and a partial loss-of-limb is gonna garner views.

Spoiler: Screencaps

 

[Dovahshit]

If anyone's still recycling a Myspace, Xanga, or Livejournal handle, then their dedication to their 2000s identity is something worth studying in and of itself. Although I feel the crossover between the cows and this population is essentially a single-circle venn diagram.

Paige has addressed those who question her methods directly. Not on a device that can screen record at the moment, but here's a screen grab of each piece of text. The video is just her lipsyncing poorly to James Arthur's "Train Wreck." An apt track for this.

Alright, Paige. I'll stand by for the video of your parents explaining it as part of your quest for truth. Yeah, you probably do have sepsis. It's real, but you're the cause if we trace it back. It's not rocket surgery. Could have two whole hands, but, you know. Gotta keep everyone on their toes and a partial loss-of-limb is gonna garner views.

Spoiler: Screencaps

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"stop with the mean comments" shut up u opiate stealing junkie.
you are mean for wasting everyones time,


hurry up and die please
i deserve top hats for this, im sorry

 

[Protozoangod]

Paige is such an infuriating fucking baggage. Congratulations, fuckwit, you munched yourself into multiple drug-resistant infections.

Edit: I have no sympathy for this self-centred cunt any more. She deserves everything that she’s brought upon herself.

 

[Vanilla Donut]

Sad walrus had that NG for ages now, right? Even something as simple as that raises questions about what she could be doing to herself because wouldn’t a surgical tube placement have happened by now for ease otherwise? Instead it just causes suspicions that her doctors might be worried about her fucking with her stoma site. That’s just one example plucked out of air out of fuck knows how many munch red flags she’s raised over the years and she wonders why people are “mean”.

If it genuinely upsets her that much, why not just show that her medical records line up with whatever narrative she’s been spouting?

Oh.
Right.



These self entitled semi-permanent bed and staff wasting cunts annoy me almost as much as the outright animal abusing terminally twelve Disney munchies, often even more, and Paige is one of the worst offenders. I’m MATI and I’ll take my ratings but if only they’d kill themselves off quick in minecraft like the average person instead of wasting everyone else’s time and resources while doing it.
But whoops, I’m a silly donut. No asspats off internet strangers that way, duh.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Sad walrus had that NG for ages now, right? Even something as simple as that raises questions about what she could be doing to herself because wouldn’t a surgical tube placement have happened by now for ease otherwise? Instead it just causes suspicions that her doctors might be worried about her fucking with her stoma site. That’s just one example plucked out of air out of fuck knows how many munch red flags she’s raised over the years and she wonders why people are “mean”.

Can't be bothered to find a relevant screenshot, but Paige has cited the infection risk as a justification for no surgical tubes. She regularly tags "njtube" on tiktok, so I guess part of her narrative is a broken stomach. To be fair, she might have literally fucked it up with all her ED adventures. She's all but broken the fourth wall regarding her being a risk to herself post-op for anything. She even explained away her "don't fuck with lines" arm casts as "they're to reduce infection risk" back in the day.

NJ:


Acknowledges that GJ is on the table as of August:


Will update if I find something about her not being a viable option for GJ back in the day.

Source on casts:

This bitch is one of my go to idiots in the Munch Bunch, and I have never been able to figure this mystery out. Her insta is full of obviously posed pics carefully chosen to show her lines on lines on lines (cause this bitch the sickest). She's always just vague enough to obscure reality, e.g. she answers all questions about two obnoxiously bright casts front and center in her pic with "infection."

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Lol Ok then

 

[IBrokeBob]

I went to a dr a few days ago and got this paper to sign. All i could think of was the obnoxious munchies who make much an ass of themselves that these kinds of rules come i to effect.

They asked for my cell phone and wanted it put on a chair across the room ( i dont have a phone so it was no big deal, just weird that they are doing this). It just made me wonder about the lunatic patients that have created a situation where this happens.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I went to a dr a few days ago and got this paper to sign. All i could think of was the obnoxious munchies who make much an ass of themselves that these kinds of rules come i to effect.

They asked for my cell phone and wanted it put on a chair across the room ( i dont have a phone so it was no big deal, just weird that they are doing this). It just made me wonder about the lunatic patients that have created a situation where this happens.

That's definitely part of it, but they probably also deal with anti-vax retards screeching about adrenochrome while trying to "prove" doctors are promoting poison to their online followers.

 

[cuddle striker]

That's definitely part of it, but they probably also deal with anti-vax retards screeching about adrenochrome while trying to "prove" doctors are promoting poison to their online followers.

this is what it is. they want to argue and get footage of exhausted nurses finally snapping and saying "just shut up".

 

[the prednisone plug]

I had to take a break from the surgeons for a second, but I'd like to introduce everyone to my pet munchie-

Birth Name: Gina Barkaszi / Barkrazy
Aliases: Luna Nazarova (changed in 2016-17), Luna Bear, HailLuna
DOB: 08/07/1996
Cell phone #: (239) 293-9863
Emails: haillunatv@gmail.com , haillunamusic@gmail.com
Address: 102 Summerwood Ct., Hendersonville, TN 37075
Main IG: @hailluna
FB: Luna Bear

Summary:
Introducing Luna Nazarova aka Luna Bear aka HailLuna, birth name Gina Barkaszi/ Barkrazy. Her IG has roughly 28k followers, but she's known to DFE every few years. She recently got back on FB, and her posts have been nice and milky. Unlike most of the recent subjects claiming EDS/POTs/wtvr, Gina-Luna is claiming terminal leukemia! She claims to have been diagnosed on 11/11/21 during an ER trip that lasted under 4 hours.

Spoiler: Faking cancer and other histrionics:

the post that started it all- claims terminal leukemia (cancer), being resuscitated multiple times, and over a dozen seizures

lmfao

photo on the right is her circa 2013

circa 2013-14, proving that Luna is Gina

Discharge paperwork from her ER trip on 11/11/21. This is the same trip that she's claiming to have been diagnosed with cancer.. terminal leukemia. Paperwork is under her birth name, Gina Barkaszi. You can clearly see that she was diagnosed with anxiety, and discharged with an antihistamine.

2 days after she is supposedly diagnosed with terminal cancer, she gets a boob job. Seems like a totally logical and normal thing to do..

Much like our other munchies, she's trying to use physical illness to justify her crippling drug addiction. Maybe your weight loss is related to your cocaine usage, Luna.

lol me either

Casually asking her social media simps for a kidney

Gotta love a cancer faker!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I'm not a medical person but I feel like a boob job wouldn't heal right in someone with terminal leukemia.

 

[Bees]

Project Monarch Beta Sex Kitten. Holy fuck those tattoos are grotesque. Excellent excellent find.

 

[For The Internet]

I just want to say there is no secret lingo here. It's not just the idiot who got herself doxxed who use in-jokes and expect us to know or care what they mean. To those people I say: lurk more too.

Is there terminology that is common to the forum? Yes, that's forum culture and it's not a secret. Acting like something is just for kiwis and if you don't get it you're some newfag faggot is in and of itself newfag faggot behaviour. Some people have been here for 5 seconds and act like they're so much better than all the reddit newfags here. If you have to talk shit to prove how not like other reddit newfags you are, you're a newfag and it's embarrassing.

Give me all the puzzle pieces, tophats, trashcans, whatever. It's just exhausting to see people act that way and makes the thread somewhat offputting to a lot of people - new and old - who just want to talk munchies.



Leaving that shit behind, @the prednisone plug found someone pretty interesting. Faking cancer (and just cancer) is pretty old school munchie, and I love an old school munchie. Are we sure she's claiming the ER visit where she was diagnosed was definitely the one she posted the discharge papers from? Because, if so, that's incredibly stupid of her. It's doubly stupid that she went through with a scheduled elective surgery days after getting a diagnosis. No plastic surgeon is going to operate on someone with cancer, right? Especially one diagnosed days ago, who wouldn't even necessarily know what they have. I guess the white cell count might point to Leukemia specifically, but there's very clearly nothing wrong in that ER discharge. She has anxiety, like every other munchie who demands ER time.