Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[What the shit]

I guess she’s autistic too. Great.

 

[R00T]

Why is it always fat women who get the most mad about fat women?

the most evil thing is a mirror.

 

[Dovahshit]

I guess she’s autistic too. Great.

apparently she thinks the same as shes still hanging around here, like a fat fly on the wall

 

[MetalParakeet]

Wow. That was an exceptionally brutal (and impressive) takedown.

 

[What the shit]

the most evil thing is a mirror.

I thought it was a scale.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Oof she was tracked down last month and still left all her accounts wide open

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Oof she was tracked down last month and still left all her accounts wide open

That seems like the behavior of someone who desperately wants to be caught and/or has literally nothing to lose. The jury's out on which is sadder.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Oof she was tracked down last month and still left all her accounts wide open

Yep. She was warned then that she should learn to integrate better and not be such a Reddit tard, but to the surprise of absolutely no one, she didn't listen and instead chose to call even more attention to the fact that she's a newfag who didn't read the guidelines for posting before she signed up.

 

[med_zepplin]

Melody's Eating Disorder is on the rampage again....

 

[R00T]

I thought it was a scale.

you can zero a scale incorrectly and fudge numbers. A mirror reflects the truth.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

For all you Paige fans out there, here is tik tok where she flaps her lobster claw as a “stim”.

Spoiler: Claws in Motion

It was posted to r/munchsnark before it was shut down and I happened to screen grab it because it made me laugh so much.

 

[Cats]

I posted tis in general chats but I have been watching HBO's Autopsy series on youtube recently, I used to watch it on cable when I was little. I will never forget the case of Marybeth Tinning. She was a munchousen murderer mom who killed 9 of her babies before she was caught. I will never forget when they showed Jonathan, her 7th I think who lived 5 months before she smothered him. He was objectively the cutest little baby ever:



Seeing this photo always broke my heart. Her case is unreal and fking insane. Makes me so, so sad.

Here is Autopsy 1 and 2 and her story is in there rather early on, starts at 12:30. obvious warnings for NSFW stuff it is a medical examiner show:

https://youtu.be/dKWV-twDZgw

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oof she was tracked down last month and still left all her accounts wide open

That and the fact that she ran to Reddit to cry about us being mean because we didn’t like her stupid movie references are the only reasons I did this. I understand people make mistakes or trust the wrong people, but most people learn from it.

Also I love to explain that a Variant of Unknown Significance is by definition not the cause of your disease because if it was, it would be a variant of known significance. It’s the same trick Fit Vegan Ginger uses to claim she has CF. Yeah sure her CFTR gene is mutated (if you believe her) but the mutation she named doesn’t cause CF. Lots of mutations on the COL5A2 gene don’t cause EDS and she was told this (“my doctor played it down”). I’ve noticed a lot of munchies are now using their real but insignificant mutations on those genes to claim they have the disease when they are fine.

 

[NotYourMom]

For all you Paige fans out there, here is tik tok where she flaps her lobster claw as a “stim”.

Spoiler: Claws in Motion

View attachment 2969089

It was posted to r/munchsnark before it was shut down and I happened to screen grab it because it made me laugh so much.

Fuck you very much for making me laugh-choke-cackle berry sparkling water and everclear out my nose.

This bitch joyfully threw up an autistic-lobster stimmy-hand and I seriously fucking can’t.

Sad walrus looked happy for a brief moment. I wish her more of that in a genuine way.

 

[Dovahshit]

That and the fact that she ran to Reddit to cry about us being mean because we didn’t like her stupid movie references are the only reasons I did this. I understand people make mistakes or trust the wrong people, but most people learn from it.

Also I love to explain that a Variant of Unknown Significance is by definition not the cause of your disease because if it was, it would be a variant of known significance. It’s the same trick Fit Vegan Ginger uses to claim she has CF. Yeah sure her CFTR gene is mutated (if you believe her) but the mutation she named doesn’t cause CF. Lots of mutations on the COL5A2 gene don’t cause EDS and she was told this (“my doctor played it down”). I’ve noticed a lot of munchies are now using their real but insignificant mutations on those genes to claim they have the disease when they are fine.

why is she even here when she cries about people being mean,
thats like being fat and saying obese people drain resources.

For all you Paige fans out there, here is tik tok where she flaps her lobster claw as a “stim”.

Spoiler: Claws in Motion

View attachment 2969089

It was posted to r/munchsnark before it was shut down and I happened to screen grab it because it made me laugh so much.

this is just -chef kiss- i miss paige.

she looks far too happy with her claw hand, i want to say take it away but that gives her a greater happiness

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

For all you Paige fans out there, here is tik tok where she flaps her lobster claw as a “stim”

"I'm so happy."
*wiggles claw*
*makes face into generic expression*
Most autistic people, when stimming to express a strong emotion, actually look strongly emotional. Paige looks dead inside as always. Like the poster child of ASPD.

this is just -chef kiss- i miss paige.

Enough to support her grift?

There's a lobster in need, guys. Poor little thing has....MRSA .... and she needs you to buy her shoes so she can walk in the hospital. It's not safe to walk around barefoot you know! She's the most sterile lil angel. But these important shoes, they're probably for top athletes and have special orthotic support, or there's some medical reason why she needs those specific shoes. Right?

Nope! Crocs.
Archived wishlist

edit: words hard

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Archived wishlist

Aww man there's a DNR bracelet on there and I got all excited. I thought it was going to be like the time her mom started to question if she was really sick so Paige crashed her health so badly her mom thought it was the end and planned the funeral/wrote a eulogy. Like "LOOK MOM IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME I JUST WON'T LET THEM SAVE ME NEXT TIME." Alas, it's a customizable medic alert bracelet and you tell them what to engrave.

 

[Anon666]

But it's so painful if I don't get the last post. I think I'm going to have to go to the ER and ask for dilaudid to deal. 10 out of 10 pain.

This is Anon666s legal representative and she can’t respond due to massive MCAS swelling and impending death.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

I got extraordinarily lucky to not lose any physical or mental function (at the time)

I wouldn't be so quick to jump to that conclusion.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

I'm sorry but what kind of retarded asshole managed to get through life for like fifty years without knowing that you put the flag on the mailbox up to signify that you are mailing something out?