Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[blinkber385]

Interesting, so it's not cell phones he's selling.

From what I remember about what nebulous information he has revealed, he sells cable/internet packages now instead of phones

There's always an unreliable narrator thing going though of course

 

[Depths of Homolust]

I have a feeling you were asking that guys fiancé a little more than just switching her phone plan adam

this guy comes into your house and slaps your fiancée's ass, what do you do

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

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this guy comes into your house and slaps your fiancée's ass, what do you do

Get him the fuck away from my furniture first of all.

 

[Tonberry]

Get him the fuck away from my furniture first of all.
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I was so distracted by how punchable that face is I didn't even notice that, thanks for the extra nightmare fuel.

I know Chibi is autistic as fuck so there's no point in looking into his thought process, but since he wants the blue hair to be such a big part of his identity you'd think maybe, just maybe, he'd try taking proper care of it. But nah, less time washing his hair = more time to play vidya games and simp for e-girls I guess.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Get him the fuck away from my furniture first of all.
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Willing to spend thousands on magnet therapy, yet he can't shell out $5 for a bottle of dandruff shampoo

 

[Depths of Homolust]

Given his history with Zaff it's plain to see he likes his women shaped like garbage bags full of cottage cheese
Our boy cheebs may have found his next simp target

 

[hfuenms83]

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Given his history with Zaff it's plain to see he likes his women shaped like garbage bags full of cottage cheese
Our boy cheebs may have found his next simp target

To be fair this time it atleast somewhat looks like a woman rather than a disfigured, retarded teenage boy with tits and downs. And let’s not fool ourselves here, he’s not able to score a normal looking human being so this isn’t a surprise either.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I am astounded his work put him on door-to-door with the absolute state of his hair alone, not even getting into what an uncontrollable sperg he is. If someone showed up at my door looking like Chibi I'd 100% assume they were a scammer or a mong who got lost on day release.

There really is no other answer except his boss hated having him in the store, which also makes me believe Cheebz wasn't lying when he said his boss will move Heaven and Earth to make sure his move to Florida goes ahead.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If someone showed up at my door looking like Chibi I'd 100% assume they were a scammer or a mong who got lost on day release.

Chibi has uncanny ability to make idiots feeling sorry for him, if this thread wasn't indicative of it enough.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Chibi has uncanny ability to make idiots feeling sorry for him, if this thread wasn't indicative of it enough.

I guess to the uninitiated it could be easy to misinterpret Adam's bullshit as him just being a bit touched, so I can see how that would make people want to try and help the retard.

Doubt they'd still feel the same if they could see his Facebook/Twitter where he constantly bitches and acts like a generally ungrateful little twat, though.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

One of the good things about his disdain towards the faith that he was raised in is that it does keep him away from church youth groups.

Considering his juvenile outlook and tastes, I would hate for him to interact with anyone going to church looking for direction in life and thinking Chibi is someone they can confide in and relate to. Since he's always wanting to look like he lives for helping other people, I can see him reaching out and him start pursuing this theoretical minor. It's the only situation where he would have some authority; it's often this way how children are taken advantage of.

So I'll count our blessings with that one.

Chibi definitely has “weirdly enthusiastic youth pastor” vibes

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Given his history with Zaff it's plain to see he likes his women shaped like garbage bags full of cottage cheese
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I hate Chibi's sense of humour so God damn much. Every time he tries to be funny he falls flat, he's only funny when he's being retarded.

Nigga, this is why you're in the most notorious cringe AGDQ video, because you think shit like saying "69, nice" is funny. It's all fucking low-bar low-hanging Reddit fruit.

 

[LittleBitOTheBubbly]

If this mongoloid is loose in your house i hope youre interested in cable cause its way too late for a security systwm

 

[TV's Adam West]

Adam have you ever smoked in your life?

 

[Depths of Homolust]

I think we're fully into the next cycle.
1. Finds new simping target
2. Gets weirdly close with his object of lust
3. They realize that he's 100% not right in the head and cut contact
4. He sulks for a couple of days and doesn't go online
5. Returns online with a vengeance, hornyposting at literally anything with a pulse

 

[the khat quaffer]

lmao
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This brief exchange here perfectly encapsulates why Adam is a stupid, whiny faggot and will always be a stupid, whiny faggot.

Fuck you Adam. You'll be a miserable simping unfunny retard your whole life.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

This brief exchange here perfectly encapsulates why Adam is a stupid, whiny faggot and will always be a stupid, whiny faggot.

Fuck you Adam. You'll be a miserable simping unfunny retard your whole life.

Normally I'd call that guy a retard for Weening
but this is a perfect example of Chibi's attitude to anyone who dare suggests he grow up

 

[Esoteric Maw]

For once, he's right.

 

[PlumSyrup]

Spoiler: she really is the female chibi

Slightly OT but I just thought that was SUPER funny when I first saw it when she came on the farms's radar. I initially didn't post it because I kind of wanted to give her a chance to be less cowish, but she blew that and this is honestly too good not to share with you all.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Spoiler: she really is the female chibi

Slightly OT but I just thought that was SUPER funny when I first saw it when she came on the farms's radar. I initially didn't post it because I kind of wanted to give her a chance to be less cowish, but she blew that and this is honestly too good not to share with you all.

Listening to her sing is like licking a razor blade covered in molasses.