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Mad cackling. I'd love to see him try to get any tattoo - I'd bet he'd wimp out due to pain before finishing it.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Seriously tho, those are some UGLY tattoo ideas.
And again: Animals? Tribal? Solid blacks? Told you Lucas was a basic bitch. The only tattoo idea that's unique there is the one with blue and red molecules...and the reason it's a unique idea for a tattoo is because it's a hideous idea for a tattoo.
WonderWino
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The obvious choice is clear - a pissed off zoomer bae should get his drunk off his ass, take him to a tattoo parlor and 'jesus saves' tattooed across his knuckles, across his chest and on his bald spot. and a cross or two for good measure
......and some permanent black tattoos around his eyes to make it look like he has tattooed magog tier racoon eyes. Lucas's regular crazy eyes would look absolutely horrifying with those raccoon eyes really making them pop
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and of course it's for THC, how very "unique".
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I'd almost be willing to bet that if Lucas really, really, really thought a hot zoomer bae would fuck him or date him that he'd straight up get the word INCEL tattooed on his forehead.
No legit artist would touch him if they saw MRSA eruptions on their skin. They are not trying to lose their license by exposing the shop to some nasty bug. Who knows how much this germ has mutated in the climate that is Wern.
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Let's just see here, shall we?
Homophobic: Lucas is well known for using the f-slur. He regularly criticizes his male
detractors as having feminine traits, being "bitches", or being interested in homosexual sex.
Transphobic: https://youtu.be/9t_YlOMEoCg In this OutKast Owls interview, Lucas makes plain his extreme disgust at a fan of his (Blake Rose) he calls a "tranny" and "transsexual"...at 41:45 and on. When Skeletor makes clear which "fan" they're discussing, Lucas immediately misgenders him, saying "Oh THAT guy, the tranny guy".
Misogynist: Lucas is extremely well known for calling young women who won't sleep with him bitches, hoes, and sluts. He acts like a woman having more than one sexual partner is a guarantee of promiscuity, and that he's in a position to judge this. If this is not misogynistic behavior, I don't know what is.
Sexist: Lucas believes in extremely conservative stereotypes of the two genders, expects women to be passed around as "the wealth", and sees most of the men around him as brainless, thuggish clones.
By his own metric, LUCAS IS TRASH.
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Once again, Lucas writes himself out of his own fantasies.
Also, I tweaked the outro a little because why not?
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Lucas is really making no sense lately in his videos and memes, these pills are melting his tiny brain.
INeedUhChickUnder26
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I know you're never supposed to directly milk the cows or their families, and I'm not saying anyone should do this but has there ever been a known instance where someone has sent a link to this thread to Lucas' relatives?
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It happens constantly in the comments on his stepdad's facebook wall and occasionally on his mom's. That was why his stepdad sent me a FB message during the LA Catfish Saga: Someone posted links to the videos I put up on one of his public posts and he messaged me thinking I was Lucas.
His mom also found my IG at one point and either commented or DMmed (I forget which offhand and don't feel like looking) to tell me that my "obsession with her son was sad". Ok but at least I didn't raise a pedophile so...
The TL;DR seems to be that they really don't give a shit and usually ignore it; they largely cut Lucas off years ago for the most part.
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Did he ever make much sense before?
He's always rambled nonsensically using words that he has no understanding of, losing track of his train of thought mid-video and just started spitting out random jibberish.
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Well, he'll always never make any sense, consider how he thoughts and brought up any opinions about whatever topic he focuses on. The more pills he took, the more dumber and nonsensical he gets.
WonderWino
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His stateless communism nonsense is getting even more nonsensical
I'd say he read the post I made on here earlier about starving to death in such a situation and this is his not so subtle way to try to address that....while doing the exact opposite
I'd say he read the post I made on here earlier about starving to death in such a situation and this is his not so subtle way to try to address that....while doing the exact opposite
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Fatty claims to have gotten a job, presumably from the interview he mentioned?
He doesn't want to be doxed, which means he doesn't want the job to know he's Lucas "uberpedo" Werner, assuming any of this is true.
Lucas having a job can only bring about more milk, so I'm choosing to view this as a good thing...
WonderWino
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Sounds like bullshit. Nobody is going to hire a mentally ill sped living in a nursing home in his 40s, let alone with a well known public history like his. and that isn't even getting into the fact he seems to have forgotten that his feet haven't even come close to healing yet. I'd bet money on lucas making the whole thing up and thinking he can bs his way out of saying anything to prove it by saying he doesn't want to get doxed
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That or it is some sort of pyramid scheme that will accept anyone. Lucas probably hasn't learned yet that this will cost him money up front, when he does, that will be the end of it, if that is the case.
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He'll last as long as it takes him to say something creepy to a woman he works with, get into an argument with a co-worker who has views that don't align with his, or to say something just straight up not work appropriate, and get handed over to HR.
So probably 1-2 weeks.
I hope he keeps it long enough to lose his taxpayer funded paycheck and has to reapply after he gets fired, then finds out just how hard it is to get unemployment (especially if you get shitcanned) and how hard it is to actually get onto SSI or SSDI in 2022 vs. 2000.
Also, we all know he'll be dumb enough to take pictures or videos at work or on his way to work if it's not remote work.
...and he spelled doxxed wrong.
Anyway, I figured I'd see if long term success is in the cards for him in this arena, and no surprise to anyone (except maybe Lucas) it isn't. He'll probably be able to hide his personality well enough for a short duration, but it'll leak out once he feels comfortable again.
And, if you don't want to go to my IG to see it:
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Maybe it's at Safeway which he mentioned months ago. I doubt it lasts when he realizes he can only keep half the money he makes there and risks losing his mallon place spot, but good for him.
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I love his worldview. His stateless communism, his perpetual festival idea, McDonald's revolts where workers keep all the cash.
Dude has been a ward of the state so long he can't imagine a world where people behind the scenes don't cater to him. Every one of his stateless anarchocommunist dreams assumes that somehow the structures that keep him clothed, fed and housed will exist, employees and all.
Dissolve the state and take the groceries. Because truckers, warehouses and all the infrastructure will keep going, right? The only difference is now the groceries are free.
Dude has been a ward of the state so long he can't imagine a world where people behind the scenes don't cater to him. Every one of his stateless anarchocommunist dreams assumes that somehow the structures that keep him clothed, fed and housed will exist, employees and all.
Dissolve the state and take the groceries. Because truckers, warehouses and all the infrastructure will keep going, right? The only difference is now the groceries are free.