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[GentlemanFaggot]

Fatty smugly gloats to his "friends" with a Bible verse implying his guaranteed passage to heaven while his hadurs and non-believers burn on the ruins of Earth when judgement comes.

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Many Protestant groups believe that faith and not deeds will get you into heaven. IE: Entering into a personal relationship with God is officially all that's needed.

Now, while deeds are not needed according to that, the implication is that you live your life according to Christian virtues and try to avoid sin.

Naturally, this can be corrupted by hucksters and people like Jack who then use the guaranteed heaven entry to enable ego and selfishness.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Fatty smugly gloats to his "friends" with a Bible verse implying his guaranteed passage to heaven while his hadurs and non-believers burn on the ruins of Earth when judgement comes.

Jack's plight makes me think of that joke about the person during a natural disaster of sorts having people come to their aid but always send them off because 'God will take care of me'; you survived two strokes, Jack...third strike? You're out.

 

[desudesu]

I may have spent a little too much time editing this Soyjack

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I may have spent a little too much time editing this Soyjack

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Perfect with the crooked retard glasses!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Perfect with the crooked retard glasses!

I may have spent a little too much time editing this Soyjack

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I'm noticing the fucked up eyes.

 

[ZipDisk]

Olive garden is consistently mediocre. You can get the same shit every time, every location.
Aspies like things "just so".

[OBJ] 25-24.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I may have spent a little too much time editing this Soyjack

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Nicely done! o7

 

[AnOminous]

Olive garden is consistently mediocre. You can get the same shit every time, every location.
Aspies like things "just so".

[OBJ] 25-24.

One use for Olive Garden. Suppose you have a ridiculously generous per diem for food for some reason. Just eat once a day and make it infinite breadsticks, soup and salad. Pocket rest of per diem. Lose weight and make money. I suppose it's otherwise marginally better than heating up a Michelina frozen dinner at 20x the price though.

 

[the khat quaffer]

One use for Olive Garden. Suppose you have a ridiculously generous per diem for food for some reason. Just eat once a day and make it infinite breadsticks, soup and salad. Pocket rest of per diem. Lose weight and make money. I suppose it's otherwise marginally better than heating up a Michelina frozen dinner at 20x the price though.

A better use: take a prostitute there to awoowoowoo her, then watch her rack up a massive wine bill and run out your sexytime minutes. Then slurp and seethe a lá Russell Greer.

 

[JackIsBlack]

Spoiler alert: God most certainly does not “got Jack”. I wonder how many times he has repented for his sins, if ever? Even if he were to repent right before his death, which could happen any day due to his health, the fact of the matter is he is the epitome of what a practicing Christian/Catholic/etc should not be. He almost murdered his son over weed—so sorry Jack you missed the mark on killing your son in a Biblical sense (I think a father sacrificed their son at one point; I dunno I never really read the Bible despite going to Catholic school 11 years of my life). Jack has no redeemable factors; he could find the cure to cancer and rescue a Palestinian village of children that are about to be burned alive from a village fire and God would still look down on him with shame. The whole family is a collective piece of trash.

 

[Miss Misery]

I keep thinking back to that time there was a woman from a small US town that wrote a glowing review of the Olive Garden that opened up one day. She described it as being the pinnacle of cuisine and was blown away by what they offered. The review was published to her small town's newspaper and it got picked up by major newspapers so people could laugh at the silly bumpkin.

Anthony Bourdain however said that her review was probably the best he read that year. Said woman lived her entire life in that town and from her lived experience, Olive Garden was legitimately the most interesting thing she had ever eaten. This was a unique perspective to most people in the Coastal foodie scene and Bourdain came to her defense.

The coverage eventually got her invited to New York where she did a few reviews of the local food and enjoyed herself.

The difference in this case is that Jack grew up in LA and then moved to the suburbs of Nashville, which are both major foodie locations. Jack also bills himself as a worldly foodie.

In the case of the woman loving Olive Garden, I think it was cruel for people to make fun of her. In the case of Jack though, it's like, he should know better.

Her name is Marilyn Hagerty and she's lovely: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Hagerty

Marilyn's original review: https://www.grandforksherald.com/li...ng-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome
Esquire article about Tony's involvement: https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a21246721/anthony-bourdain-olive-garden-reviewer/
The foreword he wrote for the book of her reviews he published: https://www.eater.com/2013/8/19/638...foreword-to-marilyn-hagertys-book-grand-forks

 

[Quixotic Man]

Putting ads on a table is the tackiest shit you can possibly do. But Jack fucking loves chain restaurants, and those places can't stop letting you know about every promotion you can stuff you face with.

 

[Guntanator]

I thought he said his diabeetus "went away" and now his blood sugar is so messed up he was having hallucinations? I hope Jr's birthday wish was stroke #4

 

[ZipDisk]

I thought Jack would hate table labels, He can't yell at Tammy to pick it up and read it to him.

I'm starting to wonder if his blair witch menu reading is how he actually sees the world, and he really does need Tammy to read the menu for him, to avoid dizziness.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Putting ads on a table is the tackiest shit you can possibly do. But Jack fucking loves chain restaurants, and those places can't stop letting you know about every promotion you can stuff you face with.

Having ads/promotions in general, ever, is the definition of tacky. In fact so is having a restaurant name. A true foodjack doesn't go to any restaurant that has its store name visible for others to see like some kind of jejune attention whore. Might as well have your menus written in English (or have menus at all) or offer twofers and low-salt selections on Sundays.

 

[Aaway]

Qtard Cali hasn't released a single in a while. Has reality finally hit him that he sucks or is he too busy cleaning out the shitter at 7-11 to work on his rap career?

one look at the comment sections of his videos and you'll see why he stopped uploading. none of them got more than 3k views anyways and the one that did was the video where he did the hilarious "i just shit my pants" dance. plus i'm sure nearly all those views came from people who only know who he is because they hate-watch jack

or maybe he finally woke up and realized his music isn't going to get him anywhere so he stopped writing

 

[Quixotic Man]

one look at the comment sections of his videos and you'll see why he stopped uploading. none of them got more than 3k views anyways and the one that did was the video where he did the hilarious "i just shit my pants" dance. plus i'm sure nearly all those views came from people who only know who he is because they hate-watch jack

or maybe he finally woke up and realized his music isn't going to get him anywhere so he stopped writing

Night assistant managing a convenience store and cruising the gym for high school boys doesn't leave you with lots of time or money to hit the recording studio.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Night assistant managing a convenience store and cruising the gym for high school boys doesn't leave you with lots of time or money to hit the recording studio.

Look man, he's working on his street cred.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Night assistant managing a convenience store and cruising the gym for high school boys doesn't leave you with lots of time or money to hit the recording studio.

It’s been suggested several times before that FatBoiCali is an assistant night manager at the gas station. I doubt it. I’m sure he’s just a clerk. And a stocker/janitor/hot dog roller. Not a manager.
What he does manage, though, is to come off as an epic d-bag when he’s off the clock and wearing those ridiculous sleeveless hoodies.
Sorry Fat Boi, no one’s impressed with either one of your stupid tattoos — especially the one with the video game lady on it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did he have another stroke? This made no sense. I know he’s a tard anti masker (you know Jesus protects him lol) but what does this mean