That or it is some sort of pyramid scheme that will accept anyone. Lucas probably hasn't learned yet that this will cost him money up front, when he does, that will be the end of it, if that is the case.
Come on now, its not a pyramid scheme, its a management triangle. Only its inverted with lucas at the bottom
Stafford Beer Bong said:
My guess is there is some volunteer program run through Mallon for residence to “give back” to the community or stay engaged in some productive activity.
When you put it that way it sounds like they put him in with a group of old ladies who do candy striping
VoidFace said:
Walmart would. They’d sit him at the front as a greeter.
That is literally the only place I can think of that might hire him, so it’s either that or he’s getting trolled.
Walmart does background checks before they hire people. The last person walmart would put front and center to greet every person who comes in the store would be the local pedo who made national news for getting creepy with an underage starbucks employee. That isn't even getting into his criminal history, restraining orders, domestic violence conviction or the fact that between his smell and psycho eyes he'd make customers very uncomfortable the moment they entered the store
Da Dude123 said:
As much as Lucas mooos and reees about "stateless communism" and as much as he had been the recipient of people who volunteer and donate, I can't see him actually volunteering to do any kind of real work, unless it ends with a trip to a pizza buffet or something like that.
To be fair he's been tricked into thinking he had a job doing stuff like that before at one of the nuthouses that was treating him years ago. Though I think his mother had alot to do with convincing him it was a job and not part of his therapy. He used to brag about it at one point
Poop Shoot said:
I’m gonna laugh my ass off when it turns out he got hired by cutco.
Well......that cult that allison mack was into is pretty low on recruits at the moment, targets celebrities and lucas considers himself a spokane celebrity....maybe he got recruited into a cult instead
Then again he could have gone cut co
I can absolutely see lucas falling for a pitch like that
Or just imagine driving through spokane, stopping at an intersection and seeing ragman lucas waddle up to your car and do this:
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....Then again he'd probably get fired for stealing all those steaks, hoarding them in his room and eating them all
Da Dude123 said:
Well, that party will end when he can't afford to buy a starter set of their knives. Can you imagine Lucas trying to sell knives? He would not be allowed to bring them into Mallon Place. Lol! Oh, that would be great if this is what has happened.
Can you imagine some idiot manager being stupid enough to give an insane hobo with a DV conviction and insane local history, who's on psych meds a bunch of steak knives to sell. That could end all kinds of bad for everyone involved. and like you said there is no way he'd be allowed to bring knives into mallon place. Its way too dangerous for everybody living there. Even mallon place isn't stupid enough to look the other way on that one. They know the deep shit they'd be in if they did and some dementia patient wandered into lucas's room, stole a knife and went off at somebody or a staff member waving a steak knife around
On the plus side, that would likely make national news and would make lucas look even worse than he did during the starbucks incident. That would fuck up his life pretty badly as being responsible for a knife incident like that could fuck up what little chance he had at future housing, any employment and definitely fuck him over socially. Not that he had a social life to begin with. But no woman would want to go anywhere near him if they knew about that. Luca would be forever known as a pedo who can't be trusted around knives or anything sharp, which isn't a good look at all
