Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[BluntyBitch]

A few basic things I learned from someone who did resumes a d desktop publishing back in the 90s and aughts,

There are basics to consider when it comes to readability - Fonts, contrast, proper bolding (or whatever effect)of headings, predictable indentations. I'm just naming what I remember, I'm not skilled in this dept

The colored ones , the faggy rainbow one and the money one, are hard to read.

Random thing used to correct all the time was people making flashy shit on a resume that was basically hard for boomers to read. Maybe because person is a nurse and also has some background in visual/optical health so really knew what aging people can see and what they struggle to see, and back then, boomers were essentially the hiring managers. So if your resume was too hard for the dinosaurs hiring to read, it got tossed.

I assume similar things go into consideration for Tracks, considering they have to be designed , essentially, for a family audience, or a children's audience, or an aging audience.

Tldr, even for a non design nerd, I can see problems with their printings, and even to me it seems like basic shit.

It's too bad we can't see any negative reviews of their orders online.

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

Feast your eyes (since the rodlets can’t feast on anything):

Spoiler: Eternal life or eternal death?

Tag yourself, I’m “we’re already in hell”
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Spoiler: Choosy moms choose Jif, Christian moms choose life

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They have this one about money (lol). The Rods are definitely the type to go out to eat and leave one of those fake bills that says the best tip is Jesus or whayever.

Spoiler: Money can’t buy salvation but it can buy Dave an outdated printer

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Spoiler: Graphic design is my passion

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And finally, this one, which looks to be the only pamphlet you can request from them. There are no additional pages here, so I don’t know if this is just the cover or not.
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God I hate that shit clip art. A lot of what I was going to say has been said already but I just noticed something:

Why does this look like a drawing by Wyatt Mann?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I think Renee's is the best for what it's worth.

Nah, I like Janessa’s. It looks like she said “fuck you and this contest!” and just smeared the shaving cream around out of spite. That’s true art, my friend.

On a serious note, this is just sad. I’m no fan of the “participation trophy” culture, but this should have been a fun, cute activity between the family. I feel so bad for these kids.

 

[The Salt Mines]

On a serious note, this is just sad. I’m no fan of the “participation trophy” culture, but this should have been a fun, cute activity between the family. I feel so bad for these kids.

Hard agree. Slight powerlevel, but my parents didn't sugarcoat shit and were pretty blunt about if I was good or bad at something. Not like in a mean way, just in a "if you want to get better (and you have a long way to go), you gotta work on it" sort of way. I say this because I get why it's beneficial to offer criticism to one's children and for them to learn to lose. Taking criticism and learning to lose builds life skills that so many of our beloved cows completely lack.

However, there is a vast gap between teaching your kids sportsmanship/work ethics and this deranged "daddy is going to numerically rank you, but no matter what, you'll always be behind me." WTF Jill. Have them play a board game or something objective instead of letting your 4 year old child's self worth be crippled by her father ranking her dead last.

FFS, can you imagine if they do shit like this on the regular?

 

[cuddle striker]

Nah, I like Janessa’s. It looks like she said “fuck you and this contest!” and just smeared the shaving cream around out of spite. That’s true art, my friend.

On a serious note, this is just sad. I’m no fan of the “participation trophy” culture, but this should have been a fun, cute activity between the family. I feel so bad for these kids.

Hers is the only one I would call art. It's got that Frankenthaler feeling.

 

[Elysian]

I know for a fact that they probably don’t use inDesign, lmao. His shit looks like he uses Microsoft Word and prays it works out just from the outside cover. Adobe apps by themselves aren’t that expensive on the subscription model but Jill spending money on anything recurring besides her plexus isn’t likely imo.

Not that there aren’t other programs that have the capability of designing for print production, but if they somehow DO use inDesign, I’d be surprised. Dave is a shit for brains that probably uses the printer once every few months just for all his garbage to end up tossed on the ground.

They're just straight up BAD at it lmao
I use a mixture of GIMP and Microsoft Publisher to design e-mail marketing stuff at work at the moment and it's probably not quite as in depth as the adobe stuff but I can still make things that look miles better than this. Y'know when you made powerpoints in primary school and always used the gaudy premade rainbow gradient backgrounds, the dumb fonts like Comic Sans, Curlz MT or Chiller and severely overused clipart, slide transitions and sound effects? It has that same energy. All it needs is for the last page to say "THANKS FOR READING!!!".

 

[Gaz Norfman]

They're just straight up BAD at it lmao
I use a mixture of GIMP and Microsoft Publisher to design e-mail marketing stuff at work at the moment and it's probably not quite as in depth as the adobe stuff but I can still make things that look miles better than this. Y'know when you made powerpoints in primary school and always used the gaudy premade rainbow gradient backgrounds, the dumb fonts like Comic Sans, Curlz MT or Chiller and severely overused clipart, slide transitions and sound effects? It has that same energy. All it needs is for the last page to say "THANKS FOR READING!!!".

They could make things 100% better for less work in Canva.
Here’s some more info on their printing ministry, which they supposedly started in 2015: http://archive.today/KlWZX
Dave and Jill got married around 2000, so that’s probably the kind of press he had experience with if he was working around then.

Anyway, I checked their blog. Jill requests prayers for the constant spiritual attacks on her family: http://archive.today/9QNBG
Some highlights: she mentions that they have been approached by TV producers several times. I believe that. Jill would be great for TV.

Spoiler: Does Jill know we exist?

Negative Social Media Attention; Nathan & Nurie’s NEW baby boy; NEW house addition! Kaylee’s Courtship, Etc.​

Posted on January 11, 2022 by Rodrigues Family
Please pray against the spiritual attack our family consistently bears. Sometimes the burden feels so heavy to carry, but we know we must count it all joy and give our burdens to the Lord and leave them there.
1 Peter 5:7 “Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.”
Surprisingly, to be on social media is NOT our comfort zone. We prefer quiet and private. But, we push ourselves to share our lives with you to be a light for Jesus. To hopefully lead more to the cross of Calvary. To encourage the saints. Matthew 5:16 “Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.”
Our Family has been offered several times to be filmed to have our own TV show and we have always turned it down. Fame and control from a TV show as to what we can or cannot say, has never been our goal. ONLY to lift up the Name Jesus and proclaim truths from His Word the Bible – for HE ALONE is worthy of praise and adoration.
Sometimes misjudgement or envy coming from enemies, can cause the tears to freely fall from our eyes, but we are then reminded of these verses….II Corinthians 4:8-10 “We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair; Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed; Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body.
Some have asked why Nathan & Nurie do not have their own social media accounts. Because that is what THEY have chosen to do at this point in their lives and we highly respect that. They enjoy allowing you all a glimpse into their lives through our social media platforms and again- we highly respect and support that decision and we would ask each of you to do the same.
In this world we have too much time on our hands. Time to hate or read hate, instead of truth. Time to back-bite. Time to criticize. Time to dishonor. Time to rebel against God and His ways. Time to be selfish. Time to forget to pray, to read our Bibles, go to church, and much more.
Today, may we encourage you to seek God FIRST – NOT the acceptance of this world. This world is hateful and you will NEVER receive acceptance from them. But, you can with God. Matthew 6:33 “But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.”To you each of you, we love you!
All Because of Jesus, The Rodrigues Family

Other updates. At what looks like nearly 2 AM Rodrigues time, Renee so kindly wrote a letter to sweet momma.

I love that Jill posts these, by the way. I love imagining it’s 2 AM and 19 year old Renee wont be able to sleep until she tells the internet how much she wishes every mom was like Jill. And then, to make sure everyone knows it’s definitely real and definitely not Jill, she posts a picture of Renee. Not Jill and Renee, just Renee.
The only part of this message I believe was written by Renee is “to keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman.”

 

[multiverse]

They could make things 100% better for less work in Canva.
Here’s some more info on their printing ministry, which they supposedly started in 2015: http://archive.md/KlWZX
Dave and Jill got married around 2000, so that’s probably the kind of press he had experience with if he was working around then.

Anyway, I checked their blog. Jill requests prayers for the constant spiritual attacks on her family: http://archive.md/9QNBG
Some highlights: she mentions that they have been approached by TV producers several times. I believe that. Jill would be great for TV.

Spoiler: Does Jill know we exist?

Negative Social Media Attention; Nathan & Nurie’s NEW baby boy; NEW house addition! Kaylee’s Courtship, Etc.​

Posted on January 11, 2022 by Rodrigues Family
Please pray against the spiritual attack our family consistently bears. Sometimes the burden feels so heavy to carry, but we know we must count it all joy and give our burdens to the Lord and leave them there.
1 Peter 5:7 “Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.”
Surprisingly, to be on social media is NOT our comfort zone. We prefer quiet and private. But, we push ourselves to share our lives with you to be a light for Jesus. To hopefully lead more to the cross of Calvary. To encourage the saints. Matthew 5:16 “Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.”
Our Family has been offered several times to be filmed to have our own TV show and we have always turned it down. Fame and control from a TV show as to what we can or cannot say, has never been our goal. ONLY to lift up the Name Jesus and proclaim truths from His Word the Bible – for HE ALONE is worthy of praise and adoration.
Sometimes misjudgement or envy coming from enemies, can cause the tears to freely fall from our eyes, but we are then reminded of these verses….II Corinthians 4:8-10 “We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair; Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed; Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body.
Some have asked why Nathan & Nurie do not have their own social media accounts. Because that is what THEY have chosen to do at this point in their lives and we highly respect that. They enjoy allowing you all a glimpse into their lives through our social media platforms and again- we highly respect and support that decision and we would ask each of you to do the same.
In this world we have too much time on our hands. Time to hate or read hate, instead of truth. Time to back-bite. Time to criticize. Time to dishonor. Time to rebel against God and His ways. Time to be selfish. Time to forget to pray, to read our Bibles, go to church, and much more.
Today, may we encourage you to seek God FIRST – NOT the acceptance of this world. This world is hateful and you will NEVER receive acceptance from them. But, you can with God. Matthew 6:33 “But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.”To you each of you, we love you!
All Because of Jesus, The Rodrigues Family

Other updates. At what looks like nearly 2 AM Rodrigues time, Renee so kindly wrote a letter to sweet momma.
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I love that Jill posts these, by the way. I love imagining it’s 2 AM and 19 year old Renee wont be able to sleep until she tells the internet how much she wishes every mom was like Jill. And then, to make sure everyone knows it’s definitely real and definitely not Jill, she posts a picture of Renee. Not Jill and Renee, just Renee.
The only part of this message I believe was written by Renee is “to keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman.”

I always love Jill's blatantly self-penned odes to herself: over the top insane, posted in the dead of night, so smugly sure she's pulled the wool over everyone's eyes like a child denying she took a cookie with frosting smeared all over her face.

I find it interesting that Jill's latest blog post teases news on Kaylee's courtship in the title - only to bury an old video from the late summer at the very end. Hmm, no engagement forthcoming? Has Jonathan's family axed Jill's plan to have Jonathan move to Ohio asap to begin tithing his paychecks to the printing ministry?

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Her weird odes to herself are getting more and more manic, ffs. Maybe it's because of all the attention her family has been getting, and it's probably wounding her ego so badly that she just HAS to find a way to self soothe, even if it means somehow posing as her daughter and praising herself and affirming that she's a good mom. She must think everyone else rides the short bus, because I doubt Renee knows half of the words Jill likes to use incorrectly lmao

Jill has no reason to be up at 2 am, go to bed you ancient witch.

I'd feel bad for Kaylee, but I'd love to find out if she really made Jonathan head for the Hills. (ba dum tss) That would be THREE failed first courtships, and I don't think there's any fundie out there that would've managed to fuck up relationships for her three oldest kids that bad. Jill is dirty, bottom of the rung and fundamentalist totem pole. Grifting and making enemies all across the north and southeast!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Loser, Jill. Looser is what your vagina is.

Isn’t the youngest one literally retarded? Way to broadcast what a dickhead you and your husband are.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Noticed how the "kids" never write long winded 2am posts about how great their dad is?

 

[multiverse]

I doubt Renee knows half of the words Jill likes to use incorrectly

Seriously, those children sound like robots who only know how to say "Hiiiiiieee!!", "such a BLESSeeng", and "bye for nao!", as instructed by Sweet Mama. Timothy is the only child who has permission to have his own social media accounts, and they make it abundantly clear that the children are barely literate, and have a very shaky understanding of how humans communicate verbally.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Noticed how the "kids" never write long winded 2am posts about how great their dad is?

Even Jill knows her husband is an ogre whose only brain activity is elevator music.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

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I love that Jill posts these, by the way. I love imagining it’s 2 AM and 19 year old Renee wont be able to sleep until she tells the internet how much she wishes every mom was like Jill. And then, to make sure everyone knows it’s definitely real and definitely not Jill, she posts a picture of Renee. Not Jill and Renee, just Renee.
The only part of this message I believe was written by Renee is “to keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman.”

Whenever I get a weird feeling about a picture, I like to take my hand or scroll down to cover everything beneath the cheeks and bridge of the nose. This is a proof of life pic.

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The flowers remind me of the pines in the bg of Gacy's paintings, which were said to symbolize victims.

 

[DoorPost101]

Other updates. At what looks like nearly 2 AM Rodrigues time, Renee so kindly wrote a letter to sweet momma.
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I would like to see Renee smile just once. A real smile. So much of the smiling in this family never reaches their eyes, it's so sad.

 

[craven rutherfordium]

The art competition thing is so fucked. It was one of the few opportunities the kids have had to express their creativity and individuality, and Jill used it against them.

And it's cruel to rank the little kids' pictures so low. I bet they would have been on cloud 9 for days if Jill had just said something like, "that was such a good idea to use these swirly lines for the hair!"

It's all very transparent narcissist BS, just like it always is, but this one was especially sad.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

The art competition reminds me of a scene in Mommie Dearest. Joan (in her forties and a voracious exerciser) challenged her eight year old daughter Christina to a swimming race and taunts her when she loses to a woman with ten inches and thirty pounds on her. When Christina points out how unfair this is, Joan freaks out and locks her in a shed. That's how I imagine these competitions.

Anyways, when Jill goes on a retreat and gives speeches to her Plexus Downline, she's not preaching, you guys, she's a motivational speaker! Which is what Fundies let women do sometimes as long as they are not actually in a church and are monitored by a man. The only time women usually get to speak in church is when at a funeral (hence Jill's funeral for her sister's legs. Her chance to play at being a pastor) Apparently the motivational speaking thing is usually reserved for pastor's wives, but sometimes MLM brats and would-be influencers are allowed.

Jill's odes to herself are becoming more manic and pressed. I think the end of her time as a baby machine are probably hitting her pretty hard (especially since Dave probably isn't anymore).

I think the interest in "saved" men is a combination of religion, cultural curiosity, genetics, and finances. 1) Converts are often the most ardent. 2) Saved men have spent time in the evil secular world and are probably "exciting" as a result, with the added bonus that they'll regurgitate everyone's biases about the rest of the world right back to them. 3) I cannot stress enough how small the gene pool truly is in this particular cult. There's a reason all of these families know each other and intermarry. When you account for how many kids they have, it's actually shocking how limited the sphere is. Remember, these are the people too Fundie for the fucking IFB, so their options are limited. They can't have the same dozen families constantly interbreeding or their army for Christ won't be able to even close their mouths in a couple of generations. 4) likewise, most of these families are almost terminally impoverished. A boy from a more secular family, who won't have to divide his parents' estate a dozen ways and whose parents have real jobs and a reasonable amount of children? Total meal ticket to some of these people.

I also suspect that numbers have been declining, both for membership and recruitment thanks to so much of this coming to light. 20 years ago it was a lot easier to trick a vulnerable young man looking for direction in his life to join a cult like theirs. Or even eight years ago when the Duggars were at the height of their popularity. But the efforts to go mainstream have backfired hugely, in part thanks to the scandals and also in part because of the internet. 8 years ago you could sell a vulnerable, Christian, conservative young man on "You'll have eternal life, be part of a righteous campaign, a perfectly happy, willing, and obedient wife, possibly a chance at fame, and ultimate authority in your life if you join us!" (I suspect this may have been what drew Derick Dillard in, as he was already a pretty dyed in the wool Evangelical, and his father had just died. In comes Jim Bob somehow finding the time to be his prayer partner over long distance despite having 19 fucking kids. Though that ended up working out at least).

But now? Nah, shit has gotten messy enough that nearly any young man, even a Fundie one, is just going to see a future of cramped, filthy spaces filled with screaming kids, no money, having to give a portion of whatever you have to "ministries", a shell of a woman for a wife who shills for snake oil, and cavalcades of megalomaniacal narcissists and abusers like Bill Gothardt, Jim Bob Duggar, and Jill Rodrigues.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Speaking of narcissism, have we put her wedding video up here yet? She freely shares this like it makes her look good.

I can only imagine that staring her in the eyes produces its own nightmare fuel. She prerecords both songs she made to her dad and david while eye fucking the both of them, and it's incredibly awkward as people stare into the abyss, waiting for it to be over. No one actually looks over the moon happy either throughout the thing.

 

[Free the Pedos]

At what point does her fellow fundies start making moves to reign this narc in? Bad enough that she runs roughshod over her husband's headship and the cults values in practice, now she's flaunting herself on social media like some un-Godly unmarried woman.

It's so hard to believe Jill is a near-militant evangelist type. She looks like a 20 dollar hooker close to retirement age.

Fundy churches have a concept called 'church discipline' which is exactly what it sounds like. If someone in the church is doing something wrong (be it being dishonest in business dealings or dressing immodestly) the leadership is supposed to correct them. I find it inconceivable that Jill's dress and behavior has never been corrected. I can only think that she ignores corrections and pretends they never happened to protect her narc ego, but I'd love to get some alternate theories from y'all.

 

[Toasty]

To my knowledge in her particular cult, the husband is expected to do all correcting of the wife. The wife's bullshit will ultimately reflect badly on him, so the church higher ups may discuss it with him, but a church elder correcting another man's wife would be seen as over stepping a boundary. The husband is the head of the wife, Jesus is the head of the husband. Of course we all know that Jill runs everything in that fucked up family. Dave is barely more than an overgrown child.