Canadian Truckers Convoy 2022 - The Leaf calls you a Nazi as he gasses you

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There was a 4chan copypasta about an ER Nurse who had a female coworker. Who was 350-400 pounds. A big fat fuck.

Some kid comes in right as he's coming on duty and crashes. Needs CPR. Female Fat Fuck can only do it for about 2 minutes before she literally stops and starts panting and wiping her brow. This is CPR. You can't stop. You are literally the patient's replacement organs until they can be brought back.

ER Nurse has to step in and do it. They get the kid stabilized. Female Fat Fuck waddles off.

ER Nurse is running around trying to get supplies because the Female Fat Fuck didn't bother stocking up anything (literally her job). 10, 20 minutes later, the kid crashes again. Doctor is there this time. Female Fat Fuck stops after a few pushes, leans against the wall and starts joking about how it's heavy work. Doctor freaks out. ER Nurse drops everything he was doing (the Female Fat Fuck's Job), rushes over, pushes the Female Fat Fuck out of the way and starts doing CPR again. Doctor screams at the Female Fat Fuck to get the FUCK out of his ER.

Kid doesn't make it back this time.

ER Nurse notes the time of death, rushes around putting out other fires, stocks up the shelves. All shit the Female Fat Fuck should have done. Female Fat Fuck is completely MIA.

Finds the Female Fat Fuck in the cafeteria eating. She went on an extra long, unapproved, on the clock break.

"Gosh, [Doctor] sure was mean to me. I might talk to HR about him."

Female Fat Fuck literally killed a kid because she was too fat to do her job. And her answer was to get ice cream because her feelings were hurt.

Now realize the Nursing industry is the "Tech Janitor" career for women. Literally where they're all being pushed to go to school and get "a good job" by default. Our healtcare system, beyond just being redesigned to make sure big fat fucks are kept alive for just a little bit longer so they can eat and consoooom more, is staffed by the same big fat fucks. Worse, they're female.
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Yes as we all know 1 fat fuck woman nurse is representative of all female nurses everywhere.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
There was a 4chan copypasta about an ER Nurse who had a female coworker. Who was 350-400 pounds. A big fat fuck.

Some kid comes in right as he's coming on duty and crashes. Needs CPR. Female Fat Fuck can only do it for about 2 minutes before she literally stops and starts panting and wiping her brow. This is CPR. You can't stop. You are literally the patient's replacement organs until they can be brought back.

ER Nurse has to step in and do it. They get the kid stabilized. Female Fat Fuck waddles off.

ER Nurse is running around trying to get supplies because the Female Fat Fuck didn't bother stocking up anything (literally her job). 10, 20 minutes later, the kid crashes again. Doctor is there this time. Female Fat Fuck stops after a few pushes, leans against the wall and starts joking about how it's heavy work. Doctor freaks out. ER Nurse drops everything he was doing (the Female Fat Fuck's Job), rushes over, pushes the Female Fat Fuck out of the way and starts doing CPR again. Doctor screams at the Female Fat Fuck to get the FUCK out of his ER.

Kid doesn't make it back this time.

ER Nurse notes the time of death, rushes around putting out other fires, stocks up the shelves. All shit the Female Fat Fuck should have done. Female Fat Fuck is completely MIA.

Finds the Female Fat Fuck in the cafeteria eating. She went on an extra long, unapproved, on the clock break.

"Gosh, [Doctor] sure was mean to me. I might talk to HR about him."

Female Fat Fuck literally killed a kid because she was too fat to do her job. And her answer was to get ice cream because her feelings were hurt.

Now realize the Nursing industry is the "Tech Janitor" career for women. Literally where they're all being pushed to go to school and get "a good job" by default. Our healtcare system, beyond just being redesigned to make sure big fat fucks are kept alive for just a little bit longer so they can eat and consoooom more, is staffed by the same big fat fucks. Worse, they're female.
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It also doesn't help that these same nurses act like they're entitled to the same degree of respect as doctors, let alone surgeons. Covid gave the lot of them god complexes that will probably never go away.
 
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ColtWalker1847 said:
A big difference is that if you got blocked by BLM you stood a decent chance of getting Reginald Denny'd. With this you stand a good chance of getting a polish sausage or a bowl some French-Canadian guy's homemade venison stew.
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Or someone asks you to do the Chicken Dance. Unironically.

Matt Damon said:
I'm sure they're going to start twerking on top of the ambulances any second here...
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This post triggered a completely off-topic thought for me. Feel free to skip and resume the HONKENING.

There's a Youtube channel, Bloody Chicago, who goes around Chicago documenting shootings, almost all of them gang incidents. Most of his channel is of him (sometimes accompanied by his dog) literally driving around in a decomissioned cop car in the middle of the night, listening to the scanner, and responding and filming (when he can) the scenes of shootings. You may or may not have known about him, but for those who don't, there's a little background for you.

More than once he's showed up to the scene of a shooting, sometimes mere minutes after the blasting, pulled his camera out and started rolling... only for one (or usually more) of the local ladies to deliberately walk into his shot and start twerking. Sometimes, the blanket-draped corpse is still in the shot, but these women are undeterred. Just shaking their fat jiggly fucking asses for everyone to see, trying to pick up a guy from the crowd milling around, I guess?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I refuse to believe that I belong to the same species as that.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED talk, tip your waitress, try the veal, etc.
 
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Extreme Crusader said:
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ELMO IS CURRENTLY DRUNK OR HIGH
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>implying he is never otherwise 20220211_001243.png
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
They stole the money though. They can't steal BTC and they can take money out of the BTC fund i think, not the givesendgo fund
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No they took the money that was transferred to the organizers from GoFundMe as well as 400k of personal donations that came from...somewhere?

I think the protest organizers haven't even touched the money in any significant amounts. If that's the case, the government is truly fucked. There's hundreds, if not thousands of Canadians who don't give a shit if they go to jail or get fined into poverty.

Plus, now there's a legal battle with both TD and with the government. Think of the goddamn consequences of a bank just surrendering money not officially subpoenaed or specifically mentioned in a court order. It's one thing to say "Well we don't want your money anymore. Take it out". It's another to just surrender the fucking money.

I guarantee that TD Bank executives have property in fucking Florida or Texas. Contact your AGs and ask them to investigate the blatant theft by these corporations and hold their leadership accountable.
 
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CognitiveDeficiency said:
Checkout Zoke's stream from right before this current Ottawalk's stream. He took a bunch of shots of it, but basically some trucker built a cabin on his truck.
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The cabin was built before the trip. The flags etc are new to me. Last couple days. I keep a note of that cabin. That's totally something my old man would do if he were part of the protest.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Ain't that a normal Thursday in Times Square?
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I don't think this one molests you though. Could be wrong.
gaspump said:

AVE still being a boss
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I wanted to post that. AvE is a personal hero of mine. The man lists duck-watering as a life goal. C'mon. Anyways, top comment.
I never thought I'd grow up to be a Viet Cong irregular smuggling diesel and bacon by hand across the Mekong (Ottawa) River in the dead of night. But there I am.
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Good work soldier.
 
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Some Badger said:
The Transporter said the injunction is going to start being enforced at midnight. The cops are banking on families with children leaving the protest.

Also what do they mean by "these measures will be permanent"? Doug Ford's gonna establish a permanent state of emergency?
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Canada and the rest of the West already is in a permanent state of emergency. There's nothing as permanent as temporary emergency powers.

Ford will never give up his power. He just got to dictate, by fiat, that an entire caste of his country is illegal.
 
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No they took the money that was transferred to the organizers from GoFundMe as well as 400k of personal donations that came from...somewhere?

I think the protest organizers haven't even touched the money in any significant amounts. If that's the case, the government is truly fucked. There's hundreds, if not thousands of Canadians who don't give a shit if they go to jail or get fined into poverty.

Plus, now there's a legal battle with both TD and with the government. Think of the goddamn consequences of a bank just surrendering money not officially subpoenaed or specifically mentioned in a court order. It's one thing to say "Well we don't want your money anymore. Take it out". It's another to just surrender the fucking money.

I guarantee that TD Bank executives have property in fucking Florida or Texas. Contact your AGs and ask them to investigate the blatant theft by these corporations and hold their leadership accountable.
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iirc the direct donations were going straight to Tamara Lich so I'm assuming she was using TD. After GFM froze them the first time they set up the direct donations. I only remember because pro-mandate people were saying she had taken the money and ran lol

I wonder if they even have legal grounds to seize it if they hadn't touched the funds. Like it's one thing to say "well they're funding tErRoRiStS" but if they hadn't paid off their fuel supplier or whatever, can they even seize it?
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
There was a 4chan copypasta about an ER Nurse who had a female coworker. Who was 350-400 pounds. A big fat fuck.

Some kid comes in right as he's coming on duty and crashes. Needs CPR. Female Fat Fuck can only do it for about 2 minutes before she literally stops and starts panting and wiping her brow. This is CPR. You can't stop. You are literally the patient's replacement organs until they can be brought back.

ER Nurse has to step in and do it. They get the kid stabilized. Female Fat Fuck waddles off.

ER Nurse is running around trying to get supplies because the Female Fat Fuck didn't bother stocking up anything (literally her job). 10, 20 minutes later, the kid crashes again. Doctor is there this time. Female Fat Fuck stops after a few pushes, leans against the wall and starts joking about how it's heavy work. Doctor freaks out. ER Nurse drops everything he was doing (the Female Fat Fuck's Job), rushes over, pushes the Female Fat Fuck out of the way and starts doing CPR again. Doctor screams at the Female Fat Fuck to get the FUCK out of his ER.

Kid doesn't make it back this time.

ER Nurse notes the time of death, rushes around putting out other fires, stocks up the shelves. All shit the Female Fat Fuck should have done. Female Fat Fuck is completely MIA.

Finds the Female Fat Fuck in the cafeteria eating. She went on an extra long, unapproved, on the clock break.

"Gosh, [Doctor] sure was mean to me. I might talk to HR about him."

Female Fat Fuck literally killed a kid because she was too fat to do her job. And her answer was to get ice cream because her feelings were hurt.

Now realize the Nursing industry is the "Tech Janitor" career for women. Literally where they're all being pushed to go to school and get "a good job" by default. Our healtcare system, beyond just being redesigned to make sure big fat fucks are kept alive for just a little bit longer so they can eat and consoooom more, is staffed by the same big fat fucks. Worse, they're female.
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How many women are only fat because they're comfort eaters who react to every stressor just like the bitch in the pasta?
 
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iirc the direct donations were going straight to Tamara Lich so I'm assuming she was using TD. After GFM froze them the first time they set up the direct donations. I only remember because pro-mandate people were saying she had taken the money and ran lol

I wonder if they even have legal grounds to seize it if they hadn't touched the funds. Like it's one thing to say "well they're funding tErRoRiStS" but if they hadn't paid off their fuel supplier or whatever, can they even seize it?
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They're fighting wrongthinkers who are harming the globalists and threatening the great reset. Who cares if it's legal, they'll make it legal retroactively. The honkening and the right wing populist organizing and uprising MUST be stopped, and it must be stopped IMMEDIATELY.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
Canada and the rest of the West already is in a permanent state of emergency. There's nothing as permanent as temporary emergency powers.

Ford will never give up his power. He just got to dictate, by fiat, that an entire caste of his country is illegal.
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But they still expect all the other truckers to just deliver after this.
 
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