Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Maybe May isn't acting like this isn't her first baby because she's been taking care of an obese alcoholic one for the past 9 months?

It still baffles me that the two two of them haven't even been together for a full year yet. Hell his first kid isn't even 1 yet!
 
Try not to get caught up in her excitement:
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Imagine getting married in a Bowling Alley, what, like, I... I don't know what to say, does anyone hold marriage ceremonies in fucking bowling shops? Anyone? Oh right, Amanda and Ralph have zero real life friends.

Ask yourself, if you suggested to marry your significant other in a bowling alley, what would happen? A laugh because he/she thinks it was a joke? Shock? Dumped? Or getting stabbed to death? This is just asinine. I hope it's just a thought because I actually want to see the horse and the hog have a proper marriage because those photos will be instant meme material.
I think getting married in a bowling alley would only ever work in one specific instance.
like lets say the couple was a bowling couple and they played all the time and won a championship on a team or something.
thats the only way it would ever work.
 
I'm not sure why Reethan thought it would be a good idea to have Mantsu cohost again. Maybe he wants to keep trying to warm his audience up to her? Maybe he wanted her to get dressed up to own the alogs? Meighby he was just desperate to not do his show alone again?
In any case, she brings all the cringe of Chaggot but without any of the content to pay it off.

Also, I can't believe no one has posted the pic with Fuentes they were bragging about:
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They say that's Pantsu on the far right
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Unironically I thought that was a dude. I thought they were lying until I looked closely and realized "Huh, that kinda looks like Digibro...."
Agreed, Amanda is indeed an imp.
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Try not to get caught up in her excitement:
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Either she’s lying, or as suspected, just an incredible moron. Given her current circumstances she should be terrified. Her life and circumstances are totally incompatible with caring for a baby.

Agreeing to needlessly travel 1200 miles three weeks before her due date already shows her priority is the fat wigger, not the well-being of her baby.
 
Either she’s lying, or as suspected, just an incredible moron. Given her current circumstances she should be terrified. Her life and circumstances are totally incompatible with caring for a baby.

Agreeing to needlessly travel 1200 miles three weeks before her due date already shows her priority is the fat wigger, not the well-being of her baby.
And knowing her pedophilic tendencies, that baby is in for a terrible upbringing.
 
Either she’s lying, or as suspected, just an incredible moron. Given her current circumstances she should be terrified. Her life and circumstances are totally incompatible with caring for a baby.

Agreeing to needlessly travel 1200 miles three weeks before her due date already shows her priority is the fat wigger, not the well-being of her baby.
i wonder about the needlessly traveling thing. what the heck is wrong with May anyway?
any norman woman would say no to such a retarded road trip on principle and even if it wasnt on principle, being 9 months pregnant must suck ass.
A road trip would just make that a million times more unconfortable wouldn't it?
im a guy and even i get burnt out at long ass drives, when those are for things i actually look forward to. like camping, fishing or going on a short vacation. a woman that late term would be in agony.
 
I know Ralph has terrible foresight and doesn't think anything through, ala Portugal, but if May is no longer pregnant and he doesn't want to get dunked on because she miscarried or whatever then what exactly is the plan? Just pretend that she is pregnant forever? It's not like he no longer mentions it in some desperate hope that people will forget.

Its not like Ralph isn't a hypocrit. We saw the Jim stream and how he handles being called out. If May miscarried he'd play it for sympathy and if anyone brought up him laughing at Rand or Sargons wives he'd just call them faggots and keep cry-bullying.

She's probably still pregnant and the pair of them are just really fucking dumb. Considering that Ralph confirmed that the Gator leaks where May says she is worried about Ralphs drinking were true then she could very well be scared and just going along with his retarded plans to go to Texas.
 
I didn't post the photo to point out his muscles, my bad I should have been clearer.

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I'm laughing at the sadness of Pantsu's hand resting on his side-gunt. Nothing makes you feel like a woman quite like resting your hand on your man's soft round hips. :story:
 
7 Months pregnant and the only thing showing is a receding hairline:
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Is that a jar of peanut butter ? Hmmmm
For years, many viewers thought the Hollywood cameras simply focused on Mr. Ed until he moved his lips or simply yawned. However, co-star Alan Young, who played Mr. Ed's close human confidante Wilbur Post, recalled how the crew put peanut butter in the horse's mouth to get him to move his lips.
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