Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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StBonaventureFren said:
Beardson's stance really does look like he has those "ultra 5" boosters. Remember, the Lady Maga troon towered over this guy like an early postdiluvian cyclops monster. Indeed, this image does it for me. Beardson was donning lifts.
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Lady Maga to my knowledge is even larger than Louis. Without the 5" ultimate boosts, the height difference looks a lot more like the measuring website's depiction, with a 4'11 man not quite being shoulder level with a 6'2 man.


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StBonaventureFren said:
Good stuff, Gordon.

Beardsoi gave away his dox in a stream recently, by saying the city and that he lives next to a rail yard. With Louis's footage, it's not hard to pinpoint him. It's only a matter of time before Pod Awful is dropping off beard shampoo at his door. I feel sorry for his neighbors, who do not deserve any noise due to this fag.

Question on Paul Town: This guy was a love interest of Nipples at one point, but didn't Paul Town go to jail? And if so, is he out now streaming on Cozy TV or is that a different Paul Town?
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Paul Town's real name is Evan Zenker. He went to jail for burning down a barn in upstate New York. From what I understand, his family is well off so he doesn't have to work. He's a legit paranoid schizophrenic. His mug shot is comical.
 
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Here's Beardson's live reaction to his "rape joke" in the Louis Theroux doc (on Baked's watch party stream):



He did a stream saying it was just a joke, he was drunk and wants to apologize. This is totally out of character for this piece of shit. He must really feel the heat on this one.



Later he pulls a massive gigacope and says that if this is the worst they have on him, then he's doing alright.
 
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H. P. Hatecraft said:
Here's Beardson's live reaction to his "rape joke" in the Louis Theroux doc (on Baked's watch party stream):

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He did a stream saying it was just a joke, he was drunk and wants to apologize. This is totally out of character for this piece of shit. He must really feel the heat on this one.

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Later he pulls a massive gigacope and says that if this is the worst they have on him, then he's doing alright.
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It's just a rape threat, you fucking normie. Everyone threatens to rape women, you fucking moral fag.. What is this soy filled hobbit thinking.. "At least they didn't film me raping a kid.."
 
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Sammich said:
It's just a rape threat, you fucking normie. Everyone threatens to rape women, you fucking moral fag.. What is this soy filled hobbit thinking.. "At least they didn't film me raping a kid.."
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What the fuck?! Maybe "everyone threatens to rape women" in shit hole countries, like Saudi Arabia, but that is definitely not the norm.
 
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Grinrow said:
Is beardson actually 4'10 or is that a joke
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He’s shorter than Ralph and all the other manlets of AF. Ralph is 5 4 or 5 5 at best so Beardson is 5 2 or 5 3 at best.
Telecom said:
There are a few things I forgot to mention because I couldn't find archives. I believe the Beardson Beardly handle comes from when he was arguing with a twitter pagan named sven. I've never been able to find the archives for that feud because it was around 2015, but I'm pretty sure that was the origins of the Beardson name.
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Is this the same Sven that is on TRS. I don’t think Svenjeet is a pagan but the death panel constantly gets shit on by the Godcast for having bad religious takes, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a pagan.
AltisticRight said:
Funny thread, I like it. About time this chubby Hobbit coomer gets a thread.

His wife's daughter is a mullato, BeanSoy was raising Tyrone's child, that's peak America First.
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I’m leaning towards the black baby being his niece rather than the black bulls kid.
 
italianghost said:
Hi all. Long time lurker, first time poster. I’ve gathered some pictures I found on our dear lolcow Matthew Evans. I found the Facebook accounts of both of his parents, and though they’re pretty inactive now there was this picture from Beardly’s wedding on his mother’s account:
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Along with this I found what appears to be a mixed race child which I presume could be the supposed child Beardson was raising from a previous pregnancy or one of his nieces:
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On Blair’s Facebook page there were some traces left of her and Beardson’s relationship, including this wedding photo:
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And in the comments on this picture from September 2021, Beardson’s mother is begging Blair to stay with her son:
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A romantic photograph of our manlet looking intensely in the eyes of his wife:
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An experience Blair had last February with "Babe":
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And lastly a love letter left by Beardly from his pre misogynistic incel days.
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Here's a bonus link to Beersoy's mother found in a police report from this past December, including a screenshot:

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I found a photo of Queersoy cross dressing but I can’t find it now. Damn...
 
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I wasn't even aware this hairy tumor existed until the documentary, but I have to say that out of everyone interviewed, Matt looked the dumbest by far. And that's saying something when Baked Alaska was in there singing songs about Twitter banning him.

I find it extremely interesting how he acted with Louis in person versus over a phone. When face-to-face, he seemed very meek, slightly stammering out answers while backpedaling before initializing the "get out of my home/I'm not in your home" exchange which was the highlight of his interview.

This is contrast to when Louis calls him up. Without a physical presence, Matt is more boisterous. He yells, swears, and doesn't let Louis get a word in. It's amazing how the power of a mute button and absence of a face gives Matt the boldness to act like a complete meathead. Unfortunately, he looks just as bad as his in-person exchange with Louis, just for different reasons.
 
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