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wow That bloating is pretty intense. Fatrick the Bloat Lord.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Does anyone else think Handsome Pat could have ended up looking a lot like Norm if things had gone his way?
Also @HarveySperg41 you need to go to page 78 of this thread.
Also @HarveySperg41 you need to go to page 78 of this thread.
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Lmao no wrong that's not how it works. Get a restraining order or you get to sniff my farts all I want you to.
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- 911, what's your emergency?
- Someone who calls me fat on the Internet is drinking a beer at the bar I'm a regular at, please send the police to arrest him!
- Sir, are you hurt or in any danger?
- No, child.
- Someone who calls me fat on the Internet is drinking a beer at the bar I'm a regular at, please send the police to arrest him!
- Sir, are you hurt or in any danger?
- No, child.
Torque Wheeler
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God I hope that it turns out he's been selling insurance as his real job. That would make my month to have definitive proof that not only is he fat, but he also has such a cuckish job to pay his lolyers. I've been dying to wonder where he gets the funds to be a drunk and sue internet randos.
There is no way in hell his books have made him enough money for his lifestyle, or rather, fatstyle
There is no way in hell his books have made him enough money for his lifestyle, or rather, fatstyle
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Yeah, but on the other hand it's honest work compared to what he claims to do.
James done did it
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We'll probably get to learn more about his finances as the #payquasi saga progresses unless he just shuts up and forks what he owes over. But because he has CWC tier spending habits he acted like having $17k 'laying around' was absurd. My guess is he finances a lot of his life on credit card debt, has some minimal income of his own from insurance renewals but his wife pays most of the bills while patrick fritters his life away going to the bar nightly and never doing even basic home improvements. His house is fucking disgusting, it was originally a college rental/frathouse and probably still has the same flooring from that period.
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This really activates my almonds. Imagine being this pathetic. He portrays himself as an Internet badass and yet he's really just this guy.
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He's been oinking at stalkers for the past few hours. Claiming that he never lost the lawsuit:
I decide who gets to speak to me, child.
Doubling down on the arrest threat to anyone who goes to Hooligans:
Answering every point:
And denying that he's a lolcow that is followed by thousands of people all over the internet:
"ONA has nothing close to thousands of users"
I decide who gets to speak to me, child.
Doubling down on the arrest threat to anyone who goes to Hooligans:
Answering every point:
And denying that he's a lolcow that is followed by thousands of people all over the internet:
"ONA has nothing close to thousands of users"
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A friend of mine came up with a beautiful endgame for Quasi:
>Quasi gets a lien on Fatrick's property
>Claims the fart blanket, fart couch, and other items in Fatrick's home
>Sells them to whoever is running the Twitter accounts for those items, including a provenance to confirm that they're the actual items
>The items get Twitter verified due to the provenance
>The items get blue checkmarks
>Fatrick still has no blue checkmark
>His head explodes like fucking Scanners
>Quasi gets a lien on Fatrick's property
>Claims the fart blanket, fart couch, and other items in Fatrick's home
>Sells them to whoever is running the Twitter accounts for those items, including a provenance to confirm that they're the actual items
>The items get Twitter verified due to the provenance
>The items get blue checkmarks
>Fatrick still has no blue checkmark
>His head explodes like fucking Scanners
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Don't forget turning all those items into NFTs too for added humiliation value.
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Would they have to change their names (eg. “Fatrick’s *former* fart couch”) to get verified? Seeing as they would no longer belong to him?
Lovely idea BTW.
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To be fair, his claimed profession is only dishonest because of how much Fatrick lies about how much and often people purchase, read and enjoy his work product
I really enjoy what a stable genius Fatrick looks like by claiming that a person can harass him by simply opening a Twitter account. Maybe he's just phrasing his point poorly, but that should be impossible for a successful published author, right? Right?
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Yes. As with many of our cows, it's the shame and the cover-up that make it funny.
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Never change, Patrick!
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Edit: Just a reminder that Patrick told Josiah Munoz that if he had enough money he would also sue Motley Poo for making parody songs about him.
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"This is child abuse" said the man who abandoned his daughter.
Pat decides to fly another false flag [checks notes]:
A couple of twitter dimwits lap up his fake victim narrative:
Pat actually brags about naming one of his characters 'Firstname Lastname'.
The lien against Pat's possessions has somehow made a twitter account and is informing Pat's new followers about his failed lawsuit:
Pat decides to fly another false flag [checks notes]:
A couple of twitter dimwits lap up his fake victim narrative:
Pat actually brags about naming one of his characters 'Firstname Lastname'.
The lien against Pat's possessions has somehow made a twitter account and is informing Pat's new followers about his failed lawsuit:
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What will be the breaking point? Are we going to see a video of Patrick in a cardboard box making vroom noises after they take his shitty car to pay Quasi? Will he still be tweeting that he doesn't owe money and that he still has his mustang named susan or whatever?
squirt reynolds
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I have seen many people talk about how this would all die down for Ol' Rick if he simply stopped responding to the trolls. I would go a step further and speculate that many of us would feel something like RESPECT for Fat if he followed the simple advice SpaceEdge and others have given him.
1. Support his daughter and be in her life
2. Stop boozing
3. Lose some weight (inevitable with #2)
4. Stop raging at strangers on faggot twitter
these small steps would create a lot of value and happiness in his life, but Patrick is a piece of shit that could never do any of these things.
1. Support his daughter and be in her life
2. Stop boozing
3. Lose some weight (inevitable with #2)
4. Stop raging at strangers on faggot twitter
these small steps would create a lot of value and happiness in his life, but Patrick is a piece of shit that could never do any of these things.
James done did it
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I much preferred Patrick Tomlienson as fake account name. Also this is unironically 100% in fat's control and would end tomorrow if he stopped feeding trolls. Change his phone number and avoid giving it out, private his twitter (he only gets like 0.0001% engagement on the typical tweet so his 46k followers do him no good anyways) and pay quasi, those 3 things happen and the fire fizzles. Every lolcow who has legitimately wanted to become anon again has shown it's actually pretty easy to pull this off. Even the OnA guys hardly fuck with the Cumias anymore because even Joe Cumia is smarter than Patrick when it comes to feeding the trolls and eventually learned to not engage.