Postmortem February 12th DDoS Attack

[Shig O'nella]

I like the kiwi farms message if the routing table throws an error. It is this place in a nutshell.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

We back? For now?

 

[Null]

The uptime is again due to the attack ending on its own. I am extremely frustrated with the lack of timeline or updates from the upstreams. I pay these fucking people and I can't get an email from them.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The uptime is again due to the attack ending on its own. I am extremely frustrated with the lack of timeline or updates from the upstreams. I pay these fucking people and I can't get an email from them.

"I'm sorry Jersh.....I love tard cum. But I love maple syrup more!"

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

The DDOS is coming from within the server rack!
ETA I obviously don’t know shit about networking.

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

I missed all of you bitches

 

[Kheapathic]

The uptime is again due to the attack ending on its own. I am extremely frustrated with the lack of timeline or updates from the upstreams. I pay these fucking people and I can't get an email from them.

If they won't even email you, and I know legal warfare is out of the realm of possibility; but what's your SLA like, if you have one?

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

The uptime is again due to the attack ending on its own. I am extremely frustrated with the lack of timeline or updates from the upstreams. I pay these fucking people and I can't get an email from them.

The site is fully functional back again?

 

[LeChampion1992]

Wasting thousands of dollars and putting yourself at risk for jailtime is totally worth pretending that the silent annoyance of the people you hate are really cries of anguish.

I don't think it was the troons here and I think this time the leaf government did some fuckery. Because troons usually pay for service but it's usually a couple hundred of bucks and we fend off those attacks. This time with how professional this attack was I have my theories.

 

[marjoram]

I'll take whatever uptime I can get.

Cows don't mock themselves, you know.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I'll take whatever uptime I can get.

Cows don't mock themselves, you know.

Yea they do. they have an inner voice even if they shout it down or ignore it.

 

[Null]

If they won't even email you, and I know legal warfare is out of the realm of possibility; but what's your SLA like, if you have one?

With one provider I am SOL. They've made it clear over about 2 years they resent us existing but instead of kicking us off they passively tolerate us without going out of the way to help, ever. I consider this a win so I put up with it. If it becomes a serious problem I'll find some random guy I trust to be my remote hands and I'll pay him my Brave bux to go fix my shit.

The other has no excuse. I haven't paid them yet but I would pay them thousands to get out there and do their fucking job. I don't understand why they weren't on this before Monday. I legit expected a total mobilization from their company considering stopping DDoS attacks is their entire fucking company. If the attack starts up again I will call them and tell them to fix it either within the next 24 hours or cancel my contract because I'm finding someone else.

 

[LettuceMan]

Hey DDOS trannies:
YWNBAW, do a flip faggot.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

I, for one, am calling for an immediate invasion of Canada by the United States for conducting an act of war by launching an unprovoked cyberattack upon an American LLC commentating on a political situation in said nation. This GREIVOUS attack on the American people must be repaid with 20 year of drone strikes and an American occupation.

Make it happen daddy Joe!

 

[LaxerBRO]

I wonder if it's the Canadian government, Troons, or someone else.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't think it was the troons here and I think this time the leaf government did some fuckery. Because troons usually pay for service but it's usually a couple hundred of bucks and we fend off those attacks. This time with how professional this attack was I have my theories.

I can absolutely promise you that a thread in the Autistic Thunderdome will not cause a G-8 nation to inflict cyberbowling on the Kiwi Farms. Not only that, said nation has the resources and power to completely flatten any given website they do not like permanently, leaving it a smoking hole in the Internet, not to just DDoS it for a few days. I mean LOL come on.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

the only bad thing about the 41% meme is that there's still 59% of trannies left to do ddosing

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

DDoSing a gay gossip website run by a feeder won't make up for the lack of father in your life, troon

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I find it infinitely hilarious that whenever something political in the world happens, Kiwi Farms gets attacked. People act like a forum about laughing at e-celebrities actually affects the world. Nothing has ever ever been organized here. Even the polls are irreverent. Yup, sure sounds like the greatest threat to humanity.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

and the trannies’ red glare
corpses dangling in air
gave proof through the night
that the farms were still there