The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

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This brought back a triggered flashback of when Woolie and Pat tried to come off as anime elitists by insisting that Simon from Gurren Lagann was pronounced like the (usually normal) western name...forgoing any explanation/feedback from chat (or others) that the Japanese language doesn't pronounced 'si' in the name the same way as we do, and that it's actually 'shi' (Like how Shiki from Senran Kagura is actually Siki for example), but would go on tirades about that.

Fuck. I think anytime they talked about anime it always pissed me off.
this is also weird to me. i forget, but im going to assume they watched it subbed... did they not listen to when the characters pronounced his name?
 
As a Gundam fan it's insufferable to listen to Woolie talk about the series. He's a UC fan and it's pretty clear. Considering how obsessed he is with Char's VA. UC fans are a special kind of retarded because Woolie can't stand that Gundam is a kids show and has to make it sound super adult and deep. His sperging over Iron Blooded Orphans is the most out of touch shit. There's issues with that show but his issues were petty AF.
 
this is also weird to me. i forget, but im going to assume they watched it subbed... did they not listen to when the characters pronounced his name?
They were/are (?) sub-only fans for a lot of anime so yeah, that's exactly how it's pronounced. That's like what, 27 episodes of mishearing a name? Fuck, you have to try to be that stupid.
 
Kind of funny that Woolie got tired of being the black sidekick, so got a much blacker sidekick for himself.

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Reggie mentioned he seems only play fighting games. Like Woolie back when he was likeable. And Woolie seems obsessed with re-doing all the LPs he did with Matt and Pat, but with Reggie in the Padawan Woolie Seat.

And seems like all Woolie's LPs now are RPGs, Souls, and survival horror. Games Woolie never touched until he started doing LPs with Pat.
 
There is a grate comment under the podcast clip where they talk about it and it's basically someone pointing out that Pat and Woolie are exactly the type of people that tormented Kanji for having feminen hobbies. I can almost imagine poor Kanji walking to school while a ginger midget and a wanabe "gangsta nigga" shouting "hey faggot!" at him from the side walk.
Knowing OG Kanji, he'd have beaten the shit out of them afterwards.
 
Reggie mentioned he seems only play fighting games. Like Woolie back when he was likeable. And Woolie seems obsessed with re-doing all the LPs he did with Matt and Pat, but with Reggie in the Padawan Woolie Seat.

And seems like all Woolie's LPs now are RPGs, Souls, and survival horror. Games Woolie never touched until he started doing LPs with Pat.
They need to start playing something with big hype moments. Short games with hype shit like Metal Gear Rising. Don't dwell and talk about shit too much just fucking go through have fun laugh at stupid shit and get excited when the cool shit happens.
 
They need to start playing something with big hype moments. Short games with hype shit like Metal Gear Rising. Don't dwell and talk about shit too much just fucking go through have fun laugh at stupid shit and get excited when the cool shit happens.
I can already see Woolie grinding the playthrough to a fucking halt trying to get 100% of all codec calls for MAXIMUM PLOT. As someone that tried and failed countless times to get all codecs, Woolie will legitimately make a 6 hour playthrough last several days.
 
I can already see Woolie grinding the playthrough to a fucking halt trying to get 100% of all codec calls for MAXIMUM PLOT. As someone that tried and failed countless times to get all codecs, Woolie will legitimately make a 6 hour playthrough last several days.
I am just imagining him pausing the game before he fucking fights monsoon or sam to talk about the cutscene that just happened for 20 minutes and give his opinion while reggie sits there bored.
 
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MGR isn't cold enough for Woolie to do an LP. He'll wait till all of y'all don't even want him to play it anymore, THEN he will, cause "You can't tell me what to do! You don't know me!"

I tried starting his Sifu LP, and the first 10 minutes are some pre-ramble and menus, and he talks about how he's all about hard games and haters who bring up Arkham "dont know me".
 
MGR isn't cold enough for Woolie to do an LP. He'll wait till all of y'all don't even want him to play it anymore, THEN he will, cause "You can't tell me what to do! You don't know me!"

I tried starting his Sifu LP, and the first 10 minutes are some pre-ramble and menus, and he talks about how he's all about hard games and haters who bring up Arkham "dont know me".
That's amazing.
 
They need to start playing something with big hype moments. Short games with hype shit like Metal Gear Rising. Don't dwell and talk about shit too much just fucking go through have fun laugh at stupid shit and get excited when the cool shit happens.
That game will be 10 years old next year, he could use that as an excuse to do an LP. It's real short and sweet, doesn't overstay its welcome and its also full of hype shit...
I can already see Woolie grinding the playthrough to a fucking halt trying to get 100% of all codec calls for MAXIMUM PLOT. As someone that tried and failed countless times to get all codecs, Woolie will legitimately make a 6 hour playthrough last several days.
...but yeah Woolie would fuck it up. I've probably played through MGR around 15 times and I barely ever used the codec, it feels too disjointed in that game. You're going around parkouring over stuff, cutting people and gekkos and then you stop for 10 minutes to have a conversation.

I also found the codec side characters kinda boring. Boris and Doktor are alright, its Kevin and the blonde bitch I have a problem with.
MGR isn't cold enough for Woolie to do an LP. He'll wait till all of y'all don't even want him to play it anymore, THEN he will, cause "You can't tell me what to do! You don't know me!"

I tried starting his Sifu LP, and the first 10 minutes are some pre-ramble and menus, and he talks about how he's all about hard games and haters who bring up Arkham "dont know me".
I'm surprised he didnt try and make a God Hand connection with that one.
 
Woolie needs to quit LPing and make shitty long form essay videos with his autistic inaccurate sperging.
I don't think Woolie has the patience to edit anything and I have even less confidence in his ability to construct any kind of script approximating discernable human language. All in all, genuinely the best path forward for him.
 
I don't think Woolie has the patience to edit anything and I have even less confidence in his ability to construct any kind of script approximating discernable human language. All in all, genuinely the best path forward for him.
If only he had the Asian editor from the old channel. I'm sure Billy would come really clutch and pull more weight than Minh who just makes annoying sounds called commentary.
 
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