DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shabobus]

I'm late to this but the image of Phil using his toilet plunger on the garbage disposal he stuffed full of crap while his wife ate alone is pretty great. He's so boring these days I only passively keep up with him, but every once in a while he'll do bonkers cartoon character stuff like that. He can't do anything right.

 

[Fragarach]

I'm late to this but the image of Phil using his toilet plunger on the garbage disposal he stuffed full of crap while his wife ate alone is pretty great. He's so boring these days I only passively keep up with him, but every once in a while he'll do bonkers cartoon character stuff like that. He can't do anything right.

Phil's the kind of person who shoves his entire meal into the garbage disposal and then wonders why it keeps clogging and messing up. If you're using a plunger to unclog your kitchen sink, you've already fucked up and should probably just call in a plumber or someone who's not a total dunce to handle the problem.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

His income hasn't decreased. His expenses have decreased recently thanks to Gamepass. And yet he still has to beg for money because he has to buy all these new games!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Imagine complaining about being strapped for cash while having over $1000 worth of boxes for the newest electronics stacked behind you.

And multiple thousands in sweaty jpegs.

No doubt this stream will be saved by OIC in the final moments, but after these slow streams phil really has to sit down and reconsider wether these boring night streams are the right course of action. He needs to change something, the games, his commentary, because not even his retard whales are interested in these.

The host

Even more specifically, he said this is his assumption, and that he doesn't even know if the channel still gets him any income.
Phil laughed about this ignorance. It actually suggests total incompetence when it comes to his business - he is currently begging for the cost to cover one of his basic expenses, a $70 game, and isn't even aware of where his active revenue streams are, or how much they bring in. Maybe if those revenue streams were better managed, expenses would be less of an issue.

But that's assuming we're still LARPing as though this is a real business and not just a scam to siphon money to Scopely, Total Wine, and various DoorDash delivery people.

It's a total lie. Rekieta was posting live screenshots of the money he was making on the Rittenhouse streams. He absolutely watches what he rakes in like a hawk. I'll bet it's even got it's own monitor next to the wwe champions and doordash monitors.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

His console had a profile labeled CT Justin or something. Anyone know what that's about?

Could it somehow be a leftover from the time NinStarRune tried to take over the system?

 

[LieLieFyre]

You know why you didn't get as much money as you should have on Skyrim today DSP? Cause a vtuber was playing it at the same time. Thats right a WOMAN on the INTERNET was playing skyrim with a BIG TIDDY ANIME AVATAR and stole all your money.
You should totally go after these people dsp. These people with a ravenous and dangerously fanatical following. You should totally do it cause then the antis will love you and support you and even make you famous. Hell the whole of CHINA will love you for speaking up against those evil people. What are you waiting for DSP? Do it.

 

[Surly Muppet]

His income hasn't decreased. His expenses have decreased recently thanks to Gamepass. And yet he still has to beg for money because he has to buy all these new games!

His income has increased from where it was before the bankruptcy. Prior to the bankruptcy, he was spending more on the business with constant new releases, constantly juggling payments on his credit card debts, and paying for a mortgage on the CT condo, and was still not dying.

It definitely can't be understated that he is burning money right now. Literal thousands every month are being wasted. He is currently wasting more than he has likely wasted since his early days on YT, and he is likely earning the most he has since then as well. If he can't manage money and save now, he will never be able to.

On that note, we closed with $36, about $10 more than when he sent out his tweet saying he needs help to afford the games this week. He closed by talking about how he was going to buy the games.
Almost like he was trying to collect far more than he actually needed to pay for the games, and could already afford them.
But I guess that's all basic math and conspiracy talk again.

 

[NaggotFigger]

You know why you didn't get as much money as you should have on Skyrim today DSP? Cause a vtuber was playing it at the same time. Thats right a WOMAN on the INTERNET was playing skyrim with a BIG TIDDY ANIME AVATAR and stole all your money.

It's funny to see the Pigroach loses over a female that plays the same game and garners better attentiom than him. Pigroach tried so hard that he still loses and get lesser money and members than her, what a sore loser.

You should totally go after these people dsp. These people with a ravenous and dangerously fanatical following. You should totally do it cause then the antis will love you and support you and even make you famous. Hell the whole of CHINA will love you for speaking up against those evil people. What are you waiting for DSP? Do it.

Phil would, but instead most of the time he'll just play games and scheduling streams for begging paypigs and newfags to his channel. It's possible that he could make a long rant with no gameplay or rant during gameplay but he's too lazy to go after them, so it could be possible, but it's going to be a long journey. When Phil managed to garner them into his channel, he only uses them for their money. He can do that,, but he's too lazy to do that.

 

[Jasper2K]

His income hasn't decreased. His expenses have decreased recently thanks to Gamepass. And yet he still has to beg for money because he has to buy all these new games!

Gamepass saved the the house and the stream. Don't take things out of context. In reality, if we move the goal post ever so slightly and do bi-weekly gamepass marathons and play one piece games just enough we may be able to convince the derichs to buy-in. Id argue with that we might then be able to pay the 2019 back taxes too. Its no begging its business. Sounds good? Alright.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

His income hasn't decreased. His expenses have decreased recently thanks to Gamepass. And yet he still has to beg for money because he has to buy all these new games!

His daily income is irrelevant as he spends it all within 24 hours on a combination of DoorDash and sweaty pictures which is why he needs his pigs to give him credits and a large enough balloon payment every month to avoid eviction.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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[Cyber Bowling]

Post your favorite “[X] is going to save the channel”. Doesn’t have to be a game.

I might be a little biased because this one is more fresh in my mind, but the GTA remakes were pretty funny. Mostly because it felt like he was hyping them up for so long, then the negative reviews started coming in. He still tried to insist they were good and would save the stream before finally admitting the game wasn't great. Bonus points for also insulting other remakes/older "irrelevant" games while also trying to hype it up.

 

[drgnkiller]

"We're broke. Couldn't do anything special for VDay. Tips are so slow. It's concerning, I'm strapped for cash."

"We ordered food ($50+) from an Italian restaurant for dinner. I have 3 games ($190) to buy this week, and I want to buy 2 versions (+$60) of the same game."

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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It could be worse

I just sat through that video, it could be this one

Also for anyone who wondered, Phil made around $36 in tips in the late stream

 

[Surly Muppet]

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If you watch closely, the droop is now appearing consistently even when he is speaking regularly. It's becoming omnipresent - visible in most still frames.
Sure seems like something that one might want to run by a doctor...

 

[DeeTracktor]

It really boggles the mind how Pigler can reliably summon his pigs almost every single time

It's just one lonely guy mate, that is why these begging tweets are fkn hilarious and should be logged here.

Phil is nearly 40 and is begging for his pocket money so he can buy himself treats and go to the mall with his Mom/Wife

Whilst playing video games...

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It's just one lonely guy mate, that is why these begging tweets are fkn hilarious and should be logged here.

Phil is nearly 40 and is begging for his pocket money so he can buy himself treats and go to the mall with his Mom/Wife

Whilst playing video games...

We're less than 2 weeks away from celebrating a birthday week with a 40 year old "man"

 

[DeeTracktor]

We're less than 2 weeks away from celebrating a birthday week with a 40 year old "man"

Those monthly disabilty cheques that he makes a living from are due at the same time

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Those monthly disabilty cheques that he makes a living from are due at the same time

Wait I'm dumb. His birthday is in April

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Tips are so slow. It's concerning, I'm strapped for cash."

Hundred dollars in tips he made this morning completely memoryholed.
Business as usual.