DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[actually]

How do you figure? Pre-BK, he was on twitch with braindead autists gifting hundreds of sohbs per month--my math puts those 300-500 gifted sohbs at around 10-15% of his monthly income, which seems significant. How is he making more money now without the gifted sohbs?

In a word, tips. His loss of revenue from subs was more than made up for (at least initially) by an increase in whale tips.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

The only reason he's purchasing KOF for both the XBOX and PS5 is because if he's getting bodied on one he can run to the other since Crossplatform was dropped.

 

[Coke Zero]

In a word, tips. His loss of revenue from subs was more than made up for (at least initially) by an increase in whale tips.

Yeah I would guess the whales are already giving the max per month they are going to give regardless of payment methods. When the gifted subs went away they just increased the amount they were tipping since they didn't have to pay for gifted memberships anymore.

This is what phil doesn't seem to understand with wanting gifted subs and super thanks so bad, the money he gets from those is still going to come from the same small pool of whales. The people who want to give phil money are already giving him as much as they can. Its not like there's some guy sitting around with money he wants to give phil but is waiting for gifted memberships specifically before giving any money.

 

[MAWBD]

This is true, I even distinctly remember Almighty Tevin at the time remarking about Leanna gaining some weight. Almost like he keeps trying to turn his women into Mama Burnell.

I don't think it's that complicated. If you Doordash every day and eat out every second day, the sheer amount of calories ingested means you will gain weight, unless you do some serious training/physical work. We all know that the horse is a cashier (sitting on her ass) and pig is sedentary.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so I was kidding when I said his whales are the real trolls, I'm really beginning to think thats not a joke, either snowkarl is still there under a new name or they're fighting to fill that void.

I've been notiching he's getting baited more and more into these inane rants that make him look like an unhinged mental patient living in his own delusional reality and if it weren't for the stream he would be that piss smelling bum making a subway car uncomfortable as he yells at a moldy sandwich called jasper how he's the real Elon musk but detractor aliens from twitch body swapped him cause Street of us punk light 2077 V!

The KoF15 frame delay seems to be the current "put a quarter in and watch the village idiot make an ass out of himself" topic.

I can't get over this wanting 2 versions of a fighting game that he is going to fucking hate and bitch about,

this is something to remember when people get pissed he's getting money. Phil is a lonely toxic, entitled, white trash, piece of spoiled child minded shit, delusional has been who never was, that is a truly and painfully stupid cunt who gets off on shitting on other people cause he's got nothing else going for him.

He's spending $60 on KoF for PS5 just so he can shit on sony and blame them and the frame delay so he can feel better about being horrible at his job and thinks that people will rally behind him cause he's so great when he just looks like an uninformed exceptional dip shit.

I mean imagine spending money so you can complain about how much you hate sony and then another $60 so you can suck off microsoft.

Then go on an unhinged rant how nintendo fans will just throw money at nintendo cause they're dumb look at this amiibo he bought people, phil thinks people that bought this amiibo he bought are stupid cause they just toss money away.

meanwhile the difference in frame delay between the Series X and PS4 version being played on the PS5 is 3.31 frames vs 4.16 frames. Not even a full frame. The frame delay was also improved since the beta, a beta he played and had no problems with the frame delay.

but you go pp, you show sony how much they suck after giving them $60...

 

[Lazycunt]

The only reason he's purchasing KOF for both the XBOX and PS5 is because if he's getting bodied on one he can run to the other since Crossplatform was dropped.

It really shines a light into the way phill thinks, this is going to be a new game phill if you get smashed on one version going to another version isn't going to change anything.

He doesn't quit we laugh
He quits we laugh because he's going to buy 2 versions

Showing us retards the way

 

[Lady Adjani]

The only reason he's purchasing KOF for both the XBOX and PS5 is because if he's getting bodied on one he can run to the other since Crossplatform was dropped.

Yep, once he reaches a plateau in terms of his MMR he's going to switch versions

I'd understand buying both versions if you wanted to compete for ladder rankings, but this is something reserved for the top 1% of players, piggy is nowhere near that level of skill.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I've bought 2 versions of fighting games, GG:S got it on Ps4 then PC cause PC mods, I like the black and blue glowy skins that are ps exclusive but in the PC files and you'd be surprised how many people on consoles went "Rollback means wifi ok". I think my 5th match in a row against a 10 frame faust or 7 frame May and I was like NOPE!

DBFZ cause I like the game and incase one player base died off which oddly this, tekken and SFV have a PC playerbase that never died...yet.

This isn't the case for PP, I'm convinced it's not to swap when clapped. He's pushing the frame delay Xbox vs Sony thing way too much that i'm still convinced he's so pathetic he'll spend $60 to shit on sony and another $60 to suck of MS.

EDIT - I saw this in my twitter feed and...Phil, is this your endgame? Are you trying to get to Breen wiseau, savage levels of delusional?

almost there, but they're not cunt waffles so....

 

[Iron Father]

I don't think it's that complicated. If you Doordash every day and eat out every second day, the sheer amount of calories ingested means you will gain weight, unless you do some serious training/physical work. We all know that the horse is a cashier (sitting on her ass) and pig is sedentary.

It was a joke lol.

Or was it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Poki claps back at Phail in sneak diss

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[SaidNoOneEver]

Poki claps back at Phail in sneak diss

She looks 40.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

She looks 40.

this. wtf is wrong with simps? that bitch is barely average looking and on top of that she's a massive cunt. i hope she gets raped by a pack of wild niggers

 

[Full Race Replay]

Poki claps back at Phail in sneak diss

All these big guys sneak diss Phil by streaming without begging for donations and still getting more money than him. And it pisses Phil the fuck off.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

this. wtf is wrong with simps? that bitch is barely average looking and on top of that she's a massive cunt. i hope she gets raped by a pack of wild niggers

She seems to have a lot in common with DSP. Both roll their unnaturally-aged asses out of bed directly in front of a camera.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I can't remember how his KOF beta streams went regarding tips, but I have the slight feeling that support will dry up relatively quickly on this one.
I really don't think he has the audience for this kind of game.
A Street Fighter 6 or Tekken, I can see him raking in viewers, but KOF is just too niche imo.
Pair that with a dedicated player base which knows how to play plus all the Derichs dropping the game past week 2, and I think he won't play the game longer than 4-5 sessions.

 

[Lazycunt]

I've bought 2 versions of fighting games, GG:S got it on Ps4 then PC cause PC mods, I like the black and blue glowy skins that are ps exclusive but in the PC files and you'd be surprised how many people on consoles went "Rollback means wifi ok". I think my 5th match in a row against a 10 frame faust or 7 frame May and I was like NOPE!

DBFZ cause I like the game and incase one player base died off which oddly this, tekken and SFV have a PC playerbase that never died...yet.

This isn't the case for PP, I'm convinced it's not to swap when clapped. He's pushing the frame delay Xbox vs Sony thing way too much that i'm still convinced he's so pathetic he'll spend $60 to shit on sony and another $60 to suck of MS.

EDIT - I saw this in my twitter feed and...Phil, is this your endgame? Are you trying to get to Breen wiseau, savage levels of delusional?

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almost there, but they're not cunt waffles so...

Well you had a reason to, phill is doing nothing extra like mods because they ruin games

lol fucking bet phill hams up the frame bullshit so much, I don't know about you guiizz but I sure as fuck never notice this bullshit when I play fighting games.

Ps eat shit and die low tier scammer

 

[SojiroSakura]

Going back slightly to the pokemon name scam.
Pigroach logic: 2 people in 1 night tipped over 25$ to be top tipper to name a pokemon. Thus EVERYONE wants to donate 25$ to name one?? This man is a fucking imbecile.

 

[Iron Hamster]

She seems to have a lot in common with DSP. Both roll their unnaturally-aged asses out of bed directly in front of a camera.

Can't say for sure about all the time but she usually at least puts makeup on. That's why people are dismayed at how old she looks without it.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Can't say for sure about all the time but she usually at least puts makeup on. That's why people are dismayed at how old she looks without it.

I'd say the lighting isnt all that flattering in that shot she used, either. (Though, to be fair, Pokimane's looks have never really "done it" for me, anyway.)

 

[MoonRocker]

If this was a few years ago, before Phil was afraid of intimacy due to his erectile dysfunction, I would have joked about him trying to larp as that typical bloke that fixes something in porn and Katherine can't find her wallet but his larp backfired because she was too daft to pick up on it. Now it's just sad because, you know, reality.
Their relationship is like some really bad depiction of a failing and dead relationship in some telenovela. It seems so bloody unreal. No honeymoon, fucks up her birthday horribly, fucks up Valentine's day and we can only guess what else he's done.


Good question mate and I would love to know how he thinks about that too. I mean it seems somewhat obvious that she is in it for the money since Phil does fuck all for her and she isn't expected to do fuck all either. I also think Katherine looks awful compared to Leanna, and even Leanna isn't some prize. So at least visual wise I don't think he upgraded.
I honestly don't know mate, I think he just sees her as a trophy that allows him to flex his adult life, relationship and family.

Their relationship is so fucking weird, it just doesn’t make any sense to me. There’s no way they’re intimate, just absolutely no way. It has to be a purely transactional relationship; one borne out of convenience and for Phil to uphold the image of being the successfully married mature adult.

All the things Nigel listed are things female are incredibly touchy about. A few years ago, I waited almost two hours upon waking up to congratulate my girl for her birthday… she was mad at me for the whole day (to be fair, I did forget but I had a gift and everything ready for her as well as a surprise delivery and organized a surprise dinner with her and all of her best friends).

In Phil’s situation, he’s foregone a honeymoon; doesn’t plan birthdays any different than doing the usual bullshit he’s supposedly doing on his day off; doesn’t plan shit for Valentine’s Day; they don’t seem to be celebrating their 1, 2, 3 years anniversary of their marriage; they spend an inconspicuously pathetic amount of time with each other; they have no shared interests besides playing video games; they don’t organize trips; they haven’t gone to Seattle even once; they don’t travel, either locally, nationally, or internationally (does Kat even have a passport?). They basically don’t do any of the shit normal couples do.

Then Phil is constantly trying to one up everyone else and their shitty relationships compared with how good he’s got it.

I don’t even think the dude is getting laid more than a handful of times per year, and I’m being generous.

Just, incredibly fucking weird situation he’s stuck himself in. But just like he’s able to delude himself with concepts such as the “silent majority,” “pro fighting game player,” “successful,” “not being a shill,” I wouldn’t doubt for two seconds he’s convinced himself that what he’s experiencing with his fat wife is a successful relationship.

Hey, maybe we’re all wrong and two hermits found love together and are genuinely happy eating shitty food, playing games away from each other into their own respective “offices” for the majority of the year while maintaining a platonic relationship is a great situation for them. Wouldn’t surprise me given how much of a cuck Phil actually is.