DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fartsyde Dill]

Point of view: you anger a gang of gypsies, and they send an anemic retard over to shout and wave his stick arms at you.

(Phil just mentioned boxing, and illustrated it with this ridiculous pose)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Point of view: you anger a gang of gypsies, and they send the anemic retard over to shout and wave his stick arms at you.

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(Phil just mentioned boxing, and illustrated it with this ridiculous pose)

Still think you can knock out Mike Tyson, Phil?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phils chat is really loving his in depth fighting game history lesson

Phil has been downloading the entire contents of his brain directly into stream for about 30 minutes. He's reciting the plot of every fighting game from the 90s. Once that's over he will be done.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So Dave started to pigsplain SNK fighting games.
He wondered why Terry, Andy and Joe were called Team Italy even though none of them are Italian.
Well, Mr. "I love KOF and am a huge fan of them".
It is explained ingame that Terry and guys were training at an Italian resort while the KOF 94 tournament was announced and thus, Team Fatal Fury decided to represent Italy.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Good lord. I've had the Preeee stream Podcast in the background and he just isn't shutting the fuck up about KOF. Did we need an entire pigsplanation of the whole history of KOF?

DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil... King of Fighters didn't look "anime" until KoF XII. Maximum Impact was them going from their 2D dot animation to 3D models; but it wasn't until XII when they went to full animated sprites. And XII didn't come out until like... 2012 IIRC.

You couldn't find the Nests Saga for the home console? Phil, the Nests Saga was 1999, 2000, and 2001. The problem was the turn of the console saga; King of Fighters '99 was on the PS1, while 2000 and 2001 was on the PS2 you fucking fraud.

There's also that SNK was having monetary problems. So they had to stop doing annual installments and also why you see "Playmore" on the splash screen, it's not just SNK anymore.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So Dave started to pigsplain SNK fighting games.
He wondered why Terry, Andy and Joe were called Team Italy even though none of them are Italian.
Well Mr. "I love KOF and am a huge fan of them".
It is explained ingame that Terry and guys were training at an Italian resort while the KOF 94 tournament was announced and thus, Team Fatal Fury decided to represent Italy.

Man it's one thing to go over the history of KoF, but he's branching every single game out in-depth that no one asked for, comparing shit to Marvel stuff, and still getting a few things wrong. Singling out characters that do certain shit. Some mechanics.

Example that isn't really accurate: So here is KoF '98 where Joe and Greg are in it, they throw fireballs like Ryu, and the big bad is Jew Goldberg who wants to take over the world. Anyway here is KoF 98.2' where Joe and Greg get married and Jew Goldberg is still at it.

Don't start out saying typical Fighting game plots are shitty and the same tropes, then go over each and every one of those in depth because you just said, no one gives a shit. Shut up please, Phil. No one likes your history lessons.

I just realized this is another fake fan thing he does, like Pokemon. Always loved it but can't name any evolution or knows weakness types, type of deal. Since it's a fighting game he gets to bust out his boomer knowledge. I'm just like you Phil, I played this in the 90s too. I put a couple quarters in and pressed buttons.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

honestly this it he first time in a long ass time that ive seen phil seem to genuinely be excited for a game.

wow

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?

You know what popular streamers like Maximillian do?
They play the oldschool entries in the franchise to get their audience hyped for the new release.
Meanwhile, Dave here is reciting a fucking school presentation like an autistic retard.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You know what popular streamers like Maximillian do?
They play the oldschool entries in the franchise to get their audience hyped for the new release.
Meanwhile, Dave here is reciting a fucking school presentation like an autistic retard.

Don't laugh. He spent all night drinking gin pouring over his books to study this.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

honestly this it he first time in a long ass time that ive seen phil seem to genuinely be excited for a game.

wow

Perhaps a Dent has promised him a regular income to play it.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Tuned in for a bit, he thinks Shun'ei is Japanese. That seems like an obvious thing to get wrong

Edit:- now that I think of it, he pronounced Ryu "raiyuu" so I don't know what I was expecting.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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(Phil just mentioned boxing, and illustrated it with this ridiculous pose)

Best position to get your head bashed clean in. Absolutely guarding fuck all with his hands, except well, maybe his tits.
Still mental that this fat git thinks he could take on Mike fucking Tyson, and win due to his speed.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

honestly this it he first time in a long ass time that ive seen phil seem to genuinely be excited for a game.

wow

The last time he was this excited was when he played Genshin Impact. No surprises there, however.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Perhaps a Dent has promised him a regular income to play it.

Almost certainly the case. Nothing gets Phil going like personal gain and aside from one very specific game on his phone, he couldn't give a shit if something came along that meant he never had to pick up a game controller again.

The last time he was this excited was when he played Genshin Impact. No surprises there, however.

Does he even still play Genshin?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

LMAO
Mr "I love KOF" hasn't even played KOF13, one of the best entries in the series.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Does he think if a fighting game isn't day one release no one plays it and there's no fighting games out cause nothing major came out between GG:S and KoF15?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

honestly this it he first time in a long ass time that ive seen phil seem to genuinely be excited for a game.

wow

Yeah and it only flared up in the past few days. Didn't seem too enthusiastic during the Beta.

You know what popular streamers like Maximillian do?
They play the oldschool entries in the franchise to get their audience hyped for the new release.
Meanwhile, Dave here is reciting a fucking school presentation like an autistic retard.

Another thing to note about Phil is his actions and words never align. He knows all this KoF shit but never once considered playing the 2002 version that got recently updated before this. It's like he watched a KoF history video last night for homework.

His hate boner for SF5 runs so deep but keeps playin that same tired ST port for years, but doesn't consider playing any KoF leading up to 15 during downtime? Yeah I can't be fooled here, especially when he gets his ass kicked day 1 online.

 

[Swallow Moon]

LMAO
Mr "I love KOF" hasn't even played KOF13, one of the best entries in the series.

He did, there's a TIHYDP of it.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Another thing to note about Phil is his actions and words never align. He knows all this KoF shit but never once considered playing the 2002 version that got recently updated before this. It's like he watched a KoF history video last night for homework.

Or like he just said that he never played KOF 13.
So why the fuck didn't he play 13 and maybe revisit 14 last week?