Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Based Grem]

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I’m all in favor of her speeding up the process.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Hey sugar baby, help me break the routine
I'm seeking arrangements, barely legal teens
Heard you like the Star Wars movies, girl, that's class
Just took a dump, could you wipe my four hundred pound ass?

And I don't wanna address this
But my mom stepped on my testies
My dad made whack it from under the table
My sister analy raped me
Well, I don't really remember, that's just what they tell me

(Chorus):
I hope you like kinky sex
Reverse cowgirl baby, nothing complex
Babe, hope you like getting whipped and handcuffed
Can't find my penis though, gotta do Hand And Mouth Stuff

I don't do well with my peers
Skinny Pete plowed my wife's cunt for seven years
Yeah, you could say I've been beaten and bruised
Unlike my penis, that shit never gets used

I know all about how to make you feel good
Eat that pussy out like I'm eating fast food
If wanna you find out what my special talent is
Spread that pussy wide, stimulate the clitoris

(Chorus x2)

 

[xerxes]

Allow me to be the 11075th person in the thread to suggest, nay, plead with boogie1488 to start mukbanging. You have dropped under a million views a month, you have to go bigger. Live fast and die horribly. Please.

He should do a huge mukbang at that heart attack grill place. It''d be free for him since if you weigh over 350, you eat for free. What a way to end his 'career' ala Mr Creosote.

 

[Pink Cup]

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the autism puzzle pieces

 

[jacksonfrosticle]

God damn, you really can't make this up. A day after his video can't crack 10k views, he posts a 'life update' video with obligatory Sammy/puppy shields. Boogie's going to seethe himself into an early grave.

I haven't watched it because I can't put myself through 12 minutes of cringy self-pity.

 

[Beard_Chan]

God damn, you really can't make this up. A day after his video can't crack 10k views, he posts a 'life update' video with obligatory Sammy/puppy shields. Boogie's going to seethe himself into an early grave.

I haven't watched it because I can't put myself through 12 minutes of cringy self-pity.

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lol this is like Boogies 5th time passing rock bottom - Feet falling off, morbidly obese, reversed/failed his surgery for his weight, all his teeth fell out... This guy lives at rock bottom!

Ugh the self-pity cringe its just too much! The Boogie cycle and sammie shields! You can set your watch to his patterns!

Were almost at the finish line Boogie, finish strong keep up the failure just a few more months!

 

[Mr Sister]

It was truly the ultimate "woe is me" video
I'll upload it when the forums are more stable.

In it he admits he stuffs his face as much as physically possible. Says the only reason he lost weight is the surgery making it physically impossible to eat more, he has put 0 effort in changing his habits. Still hilarious he won't admit he is 400+ though, claims he flucuates from 380 to 395 BUT THATS NOT 400 SO ITS OK

Also saved the twitter video he made saying thanks for the asspats

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

A day after his video can't crack 10k views, he posts a 'life update' video with obligatory Sammy/puppy shields

Better the puppies while wearing a t-shirt instead of his shirtless ones he insists on doing for his short videos on Tiktok and Twitter.

Nearly 13 minutes in length and not once does he express any regret for almost slaying a man (and anyone else that could have been the unlucky ones in the bullet's trajectory) with a lethal weapon.

Also, this invaluable bit of advice that Boogs naturally and consistently refuses to take:

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Allow me to be the 11075th person in the thread to suggest, nay, plead with boogie1488 to start mukbanging. You have dropped under a million views a month, you have to go bigger. Live fast and die horribly. Please.

If Boogie becomes a food reviewer...would he be ReviewBlob?

 

[Marc83]

So for the second time he’s mentions “Doing 2 years in jail” and I have to wonder if that’s what’s been possibly kicked around by his lawyer. The other time I wanna say it was a Twitch stream but I’m not too sure.

It’s amazing that he spends most of the video saying he “suffers” from X Y Z while not taking an ounce of responsibility for any of the issue he has. Boogie, your audience is looking for a little bit of humility, not someone who’s still pretending to be a victim

Also, he says he can’t even force himself to take a bath but 8 minutes later says “Don’t worry, when I get out I’ll start another company, and another company” lmao, sure you will SeethingSteven. Never change Melon.

 

[King Fructose]

If Boogie becomes a food reviewer...would he be ReviewBlob?

Imagine him sitting on the fence on every food….

“This piece of pizza has pineapple on it. Some people like pineapple on their pizza. There’s a lot to like about pineapple, but also some bad. To the lovers: I love you too. To the haters: I love you too. My black girlfriend used to love pineapple, but she died of double cancer. It ruined my life for years. Fucking bitch. Pineapple is on this pizza, and it is what it is.”

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine him sitting on the fence on every food….

“This piece of pizza has pineapple on it. Some people like pineapple on their pizza. There’s a lot to like about pineapple, but also some bad. To the lovers: I love you too. To the haters: I love you too. My black girlfriend used to love pineapple, but she died of double cancer. It ruined my life for years. Fucking bitch. Pineapple is on this pizza, and it is what it is.”

And that..put the image of Boogie..trying to Larp as actual ReviewBrah and saying that in my mind and I want it gone.

 

[Mr Sister]

I love how he mentions part of why he is happy is that the video is getting so many views. It's because the people that hate you clicked on it too, obviously. The number of people that dislike him clearly outnumbers his real fans when a video like this gets over double the views his normal videos do

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Daily reminder for Boogie to die.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In it he admits he stuffs his face as much as physically possible. Says the only reason he lost weight is the surgery making it physically impossible to eat more, he has put 0 effort in changing his habits.

Hasn’t he at several points tweeted about how “clean” he’s eating and how much his body loves it? I mean we knew he was lying, but glad he confirmed it.

 

[Lugubrious]

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I love how he mentions part of why he is happy is that the video is getting so many views. It's because the people that hate you clicked on it too, obviously. The number of people that dislike him clearly outnumbers his real fans when a video like this gets over double the views his normal videos do

You gotta give credit to Boogie for continuing to fuck up and not showing a ounce of remorse for his actions, some smarter celebrities try to act it up and pretend they care about their wrong actions. Not Boogie, he really didn't give a shit about those kids at the school he could have hurt at all. He continues posting footage, besides him saying he was told to 'lay low' and saying its why he stopped posting (lies).

Can't wait for the lawyers to show hours, upon hours of Boogie lying about this case, not showing a ounce of remorse or guilt and playing the pity card.

Dumb fat fuck.

 

[bajagoogoo]

A mukbang off with Nikocado Avocado would draw in the views.

Boggie tried to get his attention but it didn't work.

If Boogie gets into mukbang then he's in a new world of drama he can't handle.

The second he starts showing signs of popularity in the mukbang community will be the second that community will do a dive into Boogie's past so deep it'll make S&T look tame in comparison.

 

[DontEatThat]

View attachment 2992007I love how he mentions part of why he is happy is that the video is getting so many views. It's because the people that hate you clicked on it too, obviously. The number of people that dislike him clearly outnumbers his real fans when a video like this gets over double the views his normal videos do

He looks like absolute shit here. Again I would love his ass just tossed into the void but his whole self destruction before the trial is slowly becoming my favorite thing. He for once in his life is being faced with an actual punishment for his actions and he cant fall back on any of his previous excuses. He may get the trial pushed back but its inevitable and the longer it looms over him the harder he has to cope. Since fat fucks like Boogie cant cope in healthy ways when faced with difficulties in life it means he resorts to throwing his money away gorging himself, downing pills and to any available woman willing to get paid to stay with him. He can barely keep his eyes open, hes slurring and is beet red. He might just fucking drop bead before he even gets sentenced which would be a damn shame.

Anyways im just enjoying this fat fuck destroying his life because he cant cope and then will get thrown in jail and forgotten about.

 

[Transniglet]

No bath because of muh depression ?
Imagine the smell... the sugar baby must be thrilled to come over for a HAMS session

 

[AnOminous]

Anyways im just enjoying this fat fuck destroying his life because he cant cope and then will get thrown in jail and forgotten about.

Maybe he'll even die. In prison. That would be great justice.