THIS IS THE CRATERFACE REPORT FOR 2/22/22. Lots of 2s. This is fitting, because Craterface is a number 2.
IN RECENT CRATERFACE NEWS:
So there's some really gay shit going on where Law & Crime Network is trying to take down Rekieta over using pooled media camera footage that L&CN doesn't own the exclusive rights to. Rekieta is warning that his Youtube channel might be struck into oblivion soon and is implementing backup plans to counter this if it happens. Along with vowing to fight L&CN in court.
Anyways, more relevant to
this thread: Apparently one of these backup plans is to simulcast streams on Odysee. Along with Rumble. Odysse is the same network the Killstream is on. Rekieta seems to be mainly pushing Rumble, but a tweet from November of last year by Rekieta seems to confirm the Odysee channel is legit and everything is still being simulcast there. This includes his a stream that is
live right now. In a tweet yesterday, Tom Zarebczan reminded people yesterday that people can watch all of Rekieta's streams live on Odysee.
Regardless, Spectre ain't happy with Rekieta being on Odysee, and is being
unusually vocal about it.
https://archive.md/wip/Hn3hf (pending)
What's interesting about this to me is that Spectre hasn't been seen wrenching in Rekieta's channel in a long time. Or tagging Rekieta on Twitter over every stupid thing imaginable. Coupled with the fact that Rekieta has basically said using Spectre in the Assaf case is flat out dumb (he's 100% right), and Rekieta was seen using
@AltisticRight's "Speckitty" avatar.
"Why would somebody who is despised by Ralph want to stream on a site like that?" seems almost like a recrimination of Rekieta more than Zarebczan.
Overall, I am wondering whether what we're witnessing here is a detachment from Rekieta, We know he went crawling back to COG despite saying several times on the Farms that he had a falling out with him.
RIP COG's channel, BTW. It was never very good, but with Spectre as co-host it's now 8,000% more unwatchable.
IN OTHER CRATERFACE NEWS:
Spectre has apparently DFE'd the content from the "Spectre Report" channel. Hopefully people like
@I'm not a Robot got everything they needed.
Spectre's gaming channel, where he plays some dinosaur game, is still up, and he
still claims to be a Marine Corps "mustang officer" there (STOLEN VALLLLLLLOR!!!). Unlike the "Marine Veteran" from his Twitter (truth).
https://archive.md/hpC8b
OUR FINAL NEWS STORY:
As recently reported by
@Simply Outplayed, the Craterface moon continues its unabated descent toward Dean Assaf's version of Hyrule. Impact is expected tomorrow, Texas time, if Dean can't come up with lawyer to unfuck Spectre's UPL fuck up. or get some sort of extension to the Judge's deadlines.
The Craterface Report asked NULLbell winning astrophysicist Dr. Richard R. Ape, from the University of Shartopia, what would be the result of such an impact. Dr. Ape opined that it would likely "[C]ause nearly biblical devastation to the Dean and Vikki ecosystem. Including, by not limited to, Dean being fucked in the ass by a guy who literally got fucked in the ass." After a solemn pause, Dr. Ape also added, "LOL."
In a related story. scandal erupted amidst accusations that resources that were earmarked to building missiles with "Clearasil Warheads" to fire at the Craterface moon, and avert further damage to Dean, may have been
improperly retardedly diverted towards weapon systems meant to be used against Dean's former co-defendant
@FROG. A man who hired an ACTUAL FUCKING LAWYER, and had Preston's case against him dismissed.
For more information on this developing story, please visit the Poulter v. Assaf thread.
THIS HAS BEEN THE CRATERFACE REPORT.