Orbiter Patrick Michael Fahey / Spectre / Spectre_06 Gaming / The Spectre Report / Spectre_06 / faheyusmc / @TheSpectreRep - *HALAL* Attention whoring pathological liar. Stolen Valor. Rape Baby. Rekieta Janny. Likes anime dick girls.

Hey guys I used my top secret sources at The Pentagon to confirm that Spectre has been approached by the President for Operation Spectre (in case of a war with Russian)

The operation will see Spectre be equipped with a rocket launcher, two m15s, Bandana and a shit load of grenades. They are going to drop Spectrum behind enemy lines where he will engage with the enemy wiping out all of Putin’s Army. This is a super secret operation and is classified so please don’t repeat what I have written not even to your Grandma.
Lieutenant Spectre will put his gas pumping skills to use and will be the sole gas pumper for all of Europe so they no longer have to rely on Russian Natural Gas.

Truly the saviour of Global NeoLiberalism
 
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LCpl Fahey is a guest along with "the" Matthew Vickers on a stream with Cogs.

I'm not familiar with Cogs but I think this is sufficient evidence that he's not too bright or at least has horrible taste in stream guests.

 
LCpl Fahey is gay

I'm not familiar with Cogs but I think this is sufficient evidence that he's not too bright or at least has horrible taste in stream guests.
Cog is alright. I occasionally drop in to watch for some background noise. He had some funny shit happen to him a year or so ago. He fell for some woman in the US, made plans to move in and stuff. Outside of that and him barfing on stream and his occasional alogging, he’s relatively mundane and has cozy streams now and then.
 
LCpl Fahey is a guest along with "the" Matthew Vickers on a stream with Cogs.

I'm not familiar with Cogs but I think this is sufficient evidence that he's not too bright or at least has horrible taste in stream guests.

He used to run with Cog before he attached himself to Rekieta. He claimed on Discord a couple of different times that Cog, and guests on Cog's show. found his claims of going to the Pentagon as a Captain to highly believable and everybody should shut up. In fairness to Cog, I'm not gonna take that claim at face value. Just like it's pretty clear Eric Kirsch did NOT verify his military service either, even though Spectre name-dropped him too.

He might actually be gravitating back to Cog, because I think the whole attempt at being a "lawsplainer" isn't working out very well for him.

Speaking of... Courtesy of @I'm not a Robot:

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Just today, the District Judge has accepted the recommendation by the Magistrate Judge to not accept Spectre's argument to have Dean dismissed from Poulter vs. Assaf.

Reminder that this was Spectre back in October trying to pretend to be a smart lawyer in front of Youtube. Same case.



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He used to run with Cog before he attached himself to Rekieta. He claimed on Discord a couple of different times that Cog, and guests on Cog's show. found his claims of going to the Pentagon as a Captain to highly believable and everybody should shut up. In fairness to Cog, I'm not gonna take that claim at face value. Just like it's pretty clear Eric Kirsch did NOT verify his military service either, even though Spectre name-dropped him too.

He might actually be gravitating back to Cog, because I think the whole attempt at being a "lawsplainer" isn't working out very well for him.

Speaking of... Courtesy of @I'm not a Robot:

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Just today, the District Judge has accepted the recommendation by the Magistrate Judge to not accept Spectre's argument to have Dean dismissed from Poulter vs. Assaf.

Reminder that this was Spectre back in October trying to pretend to be a smart lawyer in front of Youtube. Same case.

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Ooooof. They should of hired a real lawyer.
 
LCpl Fahey is a guest along with "the" Matthew Vickers on a stream with Cogs.

I'm not familiar with Cogs but I think this is sufficient evidence that he's not too bright or at least has horrible taste in stream guests.

You know the Rick and Morty copypasta of you have to be really high iq to understand it?
Well Cog streams are the opposite where you have to have a really low iq to not be bored to tears by this speciemen of chav and his constant blaring donation audio.

PUFF HARDA PUFF HARDA!
 
Relevant to my previous post, I just remembered he didn't just make the "COG BELIEVES ME!" claim on Discord. Here's him doing it right on KF:

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Aged well, these did not. I am very doubful Cog even knows what the hell is going on.

I also sometimes forget a good half or so of Spectre's "greatest hits" are FROM the Farms. How silly of me.
 
You know the Rick and Morty copypasta of you have to be really high iq to understand it?
Well Cog streams are the opposite where you have to have a really low iq to not be bored to tears by this speciemen of chav and his constant blaring donation audio.

PUFF HARDA PUFF HARDA!
Cog is extremely boring I tried to watch his streams recently during the Ralph vs. Metokur shit but I couldn't do it especially with shitty "Puff harder" dono music playing, it's unbearable.
 
Fellow Gunt A-logs, the kino has moved to another castle:
It's got all the posters you like from this thread like Captain Manning, I Am Not A Robot and Sargonf00t.

Here is the super abridged update: Basically we're at the precipice. We're going to find out what happens if you forgo an actual lawyer and hire a stolen valor retard law hobbyist. Dean/DA Talks/Ali Assaf put off getting a lawyer, he called the Texas Bar on Monday. He has to have a lawyer to represent him for Wednesday.

He did a GoFundMe:


He got a grand from the GoFundMe. But he never hired a lawyer? Where did the money go? He was served NINE months ago. He's waited until Monday 21st February to hear back from the Texas Bar for a referral for a lawyer. He relied on Spectre and he's going to get FUCKED.

It turns out his co-defendant, no not his Grandma-gf cohost Vikki on his boring gay comics gate drama show but Ethan Van Scriver actually offered to let Dean and Vikki sign on to his motion to dismiss.

This is important because the guy who sued them (Preston Poulter famous lover of lolicon who got his ass pegged in a video uploaded on PornHub, it's a whole thing lmao) did so in the wrong jurisdiction. Apparently you can just get it dismissed using a strip mall lawyer. But Dean and Spectre knew better, except they didn't. Ethan Van Scriver had his lolsuit dismissed. Dean relying on the legal counsel of Spectre actually got fucked and didn't get out of the lawsuit.

He did a discord interview (Why? I think I've established at this point that he's retarded):

In the interview you can hear a guy called PODS/Mockulous grill Dean with some really basic questions and you'll hear Dean and the GoFundMe organiser offer up all these copes that don't really make sense.





He's had 9 months to prepare for this and doesn't have shit to show for it. Instead he's done streams about his brother and some fucking Comics Gate guy!
In the interview he said "I had Spectre write up what I wanted and that was it. I didn't ask him for advice". Well, Spectre had a different story.

Way back in October Null unjannied a bunch of posts that Spectre deleted.

If you just got Spectre to type out your dictation why didn't you write it yourself tard?

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So what's the truth? Were you lying then or are you lying now? Spectre seems to go in depth about how he wrote the response and why he wrote what he wrote. The walls are closing in on you Dean.

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All I know is that we're going to get some kino on Wednesday 23rd February as Dean follows Spectres advice right off fucking cliff.

Spectre, since I know you read this thread I want you to know that at the end of this when the lawsuit is over your Internet Daddy Nick Rekieta is going to cover this trashfire. I'm looking forward to it. You can rope, you can troon out, you can hide innawoods. Nothing is going to stop your Internet Daddy Nick Rekieta from covering your fake lawyer shenanigans. You're fucked buddy! It's over!

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Need any more convincing? The guy who used Spectre as a lawyer is JUST AS BIG OF A RETARD AS HE IS!
It's retards all the way down! I'm telling you, it's kino!

I'd be more than willing to write up all his lore but I don't really want to derail this thread. This thread is for Brigadier General Patrick Michael Fahey.


You don't even have to start at the beginning, start here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/preston-poulter-et-al-v-ali-dean-assaf-et-al-2021.91503/post-11172400 and read forwards. Also ping Manning for explanations on legal stuff. You don't have to pretend to be a lawyer, you're not Spectre.
 
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THIS IS THE CRATERFACE REPORT FOR 2/22/22. Lots of 2s. This is fitting, because Craterface is a number 2.

IN RECENT CRATERFACE NEWS:

So there's some really gay shit going on where Law & Crime Network is trying to take down Rekieta over using pooled media camera footage that L&CN doesn't own the exclusive rights to. Rekieta is warning that his Youtube channel might be struck into oblivion soon and is implementing backup plans to counter this if it happens. Along with vowing to fight L&CN in court.

Anyways, more relevant to this thread: Apparently one of these backup plans is to simulcast streams on Odysee. Along with Rumble. Odysse is the same network the Killstream is on. Rekieta seems to be mainly pushing Rumble, but a tweet from November of last year by Rekieta seems to confirm the Odysee channel is legit and everything is still being simulcast there. This includes his a stream that is live right now. In a tweet yesterday, Tom Zarebczan reminded people yesterday that people can watch all of Rekieta's streams live on Odysee.

Regardless, Spectre ain't happy with Rekieta being on Odysee, and is being unusually vocal about it.

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https://archive.md/wip/Hn3hf (pending)

What's interesting about this to me is that Spectre hasn't been seen wrenching in Rekieta's channel in a long time. Or tagging Rekieta on Twitter over every stupid thing imaginable. Coupled with the fact that Rekieta has basically said using Spectre in the Assaf case is flat out dumb (he's 100% right), and Rekieta was seen using @AltisticRight's "Speckitty" avatar.



"Why would somebody who is despised by Ralph want to stream on a site like that?" seems almost like a recrimination of Rekieta more than Zarebczan.

Overall, I am wondering whether what we're witnessing here is a detachment from Rekieta, We know he went crawling back to COG despite saying several times on the Farms that he had a falling out with him.

RIP COG's channel, BTW. It was never very good, but with Spectre as co-host it's now 8,000% more unwatchable.

IN OTHER CRATERFACE NEWS:

Spectre has apparently DFE'd the content from the "Spectre Report" channel. Hopefully people like @I'm not a Robot got everything they needed.

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Spectre's gaming channel, where he plays some dinosaur game, is still up, and he still claims to be a Marine Corps "mustang officer" there (STOLEN VALLLLLLLOR!!!). Unlike the "Marine Veteran" from his Twitter (truth).

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OUR FINAL NEWS STORY:

As recently reported by @Simply Outplayed, the Craterface moon continues its unabated descent toward Dean Assaf's version of Hyrule. Impact is expected tomorrow, Texas time, if Dean can't come up with lawyer to unfuck Spectre's UPL fuck up. or get some sort of extension to the Judge's deadlines.

The Craterface Report asked NULLbell winning astrophysicist Dr. Richard R. Ape, from the University of Shartopia, what would be the result of such an impact. Dr. Ape opined that it would likely "[C]ause nearly biblical devastation to the Dean and Vikki ecosystem. Including, by not limited to, Dean being fucked in the ass by a guy who literally got fucked in the ass." After a solemn pause, Dr. Ape also added, "LOL."

In a related story. scandal erupted amidst accusations that resources that were earmarked to building missiles with "Clearasil Warheads" to fire at the Craterface moon, and avert further damage to Dean, may have been improperly retardedly diverted towards weapon systems meant to be used against Dean's former co-defendant @FROG. A man who hired an ACTUAL FUCKING LAWYER, and had Preston's case against him dismissed.

For more information on this developing story, please visit the Poulter v. Assaf thread.

THIS HAS BEEN THE CRATERFACE REPORT.
 
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Fellow Gunt A-logs, the kino has moved to another castle:
It's got all the posters you like from this thread like Captain Manning, I Am Not A Robot and Sargonf00t.

Here is the super abridged update: Basically we're at the precipice. We're going to find out what happens if you forgo an actual lawyer and hire a stolen valor retard law hobbyist. Dean/DA Talks/Ali Assaf put off getting a lawyer, he called the Texas Bar on Monday. He has to have a lawyer to represent him for Wednesday.

He did a GoFundMe:


He got a grand from the GoFundMe. But he never hired a lawyer? Where did the money go? He was served NINE months ago. He's waited until Monday 21st February to hear back from the Texas Bar for a referral for a lawyer. He relied on Spectre and he's going to get FUCKED.

It turns out his co-defendant, no not his Grandma-gf cohost Vikki on his boring gay comics gate drama show but Ethan Van Scriver actually offered to let Dean and Vikki sign on to his motion to dismiss.

This is important because the guy who sued them (Preston Poulter famous lover of lolicon who got his ass pegged in a video uploaded on PornHub, it's a whole thing lmao) did so in the wrong jurisdiction. Apparently you can just get it dismissed using a strip mall lawyer. But Dean and Spectre knew better, except they didn't. Ethan Van Scriver had his lolsuit dismissed. Dean relying on the legal counsel of Spectre actually got fucked and didn't get out of the lawsuit.

He did a discord interview (Why? I think I've established at this point that he's retarded):

In the interview you can hear a guy called PODS/Mockulous grill Dean with some really basic questions and you'll hear Dean and the GoFundMe organiser offer up all these copes that don't really make sense.


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He's had 9 months to prepare for this and doesn't have shit to show for it. Instead he's done streams about his brother and some fucking Comics Gate guy!
In the interview he said "I had Spectre write up what I wanted and that was it. I didn't ask him for advice". Well, Spectre had a different story.

Way back in October Null unjannied a bunch of posts that Spectre deleted.

If you just got Spectre to type out your dictation why didn't you write it yourself tard?

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So what's the truth? Were you lying then or are you lying now? Spectre seems to go in depth about how he wrote the response and why he wrote what he wrote. The walls are closing in on you Dean.

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All I know is that we're going to get some kino on Wednesday 23rd February as Dean follows Spectres advice right off fucking cliff.

Spectre, since I know you read this thread I want you to know that at the end of this when the lawsuit is over your Internet Daddy Nick Rekieta is going to cover this trashfire. I'm looking forward to it. You can rope, you can troon out, you can hide innawoods. Nothing is going to stop your Internet Daddy Nick Rekieta from covering your fake lawyer shenanigans. You're fucked buddy! It's over!


Need any more convincing? The guy who used Spectre as a lawyer is JUST AS BIG OF A RETARD AS HE IS!
It's retards all the way down! I'm telling you, it's kino!

I'd be more than willing to write up all his lore but I don't really want to derail this thread. This thread is for Brigadier General Patrick Michael Fahey.


You don't even have to start at the beginning, start here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/preston-poulter-et-al-v-ali-dean-assaf-et-al-2021.91503/post-11172400 and read forwards. Also ping Manning for explanations on legal stuff. You don't have to pretend to be a lawyer, you're not Spectre.
This entire debacle is so embarassing.

Regardless, Spectre ain't happy with Rekieta being on Odysee, and is being unusually vocal about it.
This is so asinine and retarded. Odysee is a censorious shithole that bends the knees to their bigger streamers, I don't blame them as much for letting the EU and Britain enter lubeless. Specks is not wrong on that.

The problem is, after getting his signature thing under his avatar embarrassingly changed, he is now trying to pass his opinions off as words from Nick Rekieta. Let the man speak for himself will you? The bigger issue is Odysee as a platform sucks, it is ran by literal nimrods like Julian and Tomel, and the site cannot handle Rekieta's traffic. You bet the king grifter will "simulcast" to Odysee if it was worth it -- I do mean worth it ($$$).

It would be funny if Ralph came out and said the numbers Rekieta was getting on Odysee were just a bunch of tabs, but this won't happen. Odysee is trash and we will witness a nuclear meltdown in New Delhi if they acquired half of Nick's peak audience as live viewers.
 
All quotes are from @AltisticRight's post above, because of that goddamned quote reply bug.

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This is so asinine and retarded. Odysee is a censorious shithole that bends the knees to their bigger streamers, I don't blame them as much for letting the EU and Britain enter lubeless. Specks is not wrong on that.
What I know about Nick is this: He generally won't abandon somebody or someone unless they fuck with him first or he perceives them as fucking with him. Or, God forbid, his family.

Obviously, I can't speak for the man, but my GUESS here is that he personally does not have a problem with Odysee. That's independent of what you, I, or anyone thinks of them.

Plus, he's still on Youtube, as of now, so maybe he hasn't even given it much thought? Youtube is still the primary, for now.

To re-emphasize, this is merely just my observation.

The problem is, after getting his signature thing under his avatar embarrassingly changed, he is now trying to pass his opinions off as words from Nick Rekieta. Let the man speak for himself will you?
There's no guarantee Nick would share the opinion of Spectre on this.

Remember that the reason he got that signature thing changed is because he uses "we statements" when he should be using "I statements."

Anyways, I just thought it was interesting. His post can actually be interpreted as speaking TO Rekieta as much as it can be interpreted as trying to speak FOR Rekieta. As if he were chiding Rekieta for being on Odysee. I have noticing that his "orbit" of Rekieta seems to be decaying. Rather than just appearing to talk out my ass and resorting to speculating, I tried to get confirmation from one of Rekieta's head Discord jannies about whether Spectre is on the outs, but he doesn't seem to know either. 🤷‍♂️
 
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